Bobo Fête @Cognitive_Diss
lifelong Astros fan since 2017 twitter.com/search?q=from%… Bidet, USA Joined January 2010-
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Snakebitten, bad luck, or just plain bad? It doesn’t really matter. If the Astros aren’t in the race at the deadline, they have to think about the long term outlook of the org. Anybody with a contract expiring in or before 2025 has to be on the table. Reload that farm on the fly.
Got flagged by airport security because my son had a Magic 8 Ball in his backpack. Two TSA agents debated whether it was ok. My husband said, “If only we had a simple way to answer a yes or no question…” Crickets.
the 'hypervisibility of transfeminine people as objects' does not translate to 'representation' let alone 'accurate representation'
For facts sake: Transgender Day of Visibility has been on March 31st for the past FIFTEEN years. Easter is NOT always on March 31st. President Biden has no control over the overlapping dates, so quit the lying, Republicans. And, grow up & stop being so afraid of trans people.
Tried hooping in these but all I could do was draw charges
Opinion: I'm an American doctor who went to Gaza. I saw annihilation, not war - Los Angeles Times A powerful, depressing, infuriating, #mustread op-ed from my friend Dr Irfan Galaria, who just returned from Gaza: latimes.com/opinion/story/…
Remember when the IDF methodically targeted and destroyed bakery after bakery in Gaza a few months ago? Yeah- that was Israel "defending itself".
Remember when the IDF methodically targeted and destroyed bakery after bakery in Gaza a few months ago? Yeah- that was Israel "defending itself".
This ad has gone viral in the US. “Honey we can’t afford these eggs. Our government needs that money to kill Palestinians in Gaza.”
The Red Crescent has published a recording of one of the latest phone calls with the 6-year-old Hind Rajab. For over three hours, Hind pleaded with our teams for rescue. In an attempt to calm her fear, Red Cross workers read Qur'an to her and kept comforting her. Israel…
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Funniest shit about the gentrification of "woke" is that shit basically meant "seek and know the truth bc white ppl will lie and distort the hell out of some shit" and then white ppl proceeded to do EXACTLY that with that word 😭
❝No other entity has capacity to deliver scale, breadth of assistance that 2.2M people urgently need❞ WHO chief warns suspending funding to UNRWA will have 'catastrophic consequences' for people in Gaza v.aa.com.tr/3124222
“And the Times isn’t alone in doing this. The entire US media establishment has paid scant attention to what appears to be a deliberate attempt to kill all Palestinian journalists in Gaza.” thenation.com/article/societ…
11,000 Palestinian souls taken from us. Gone. Whole families, entire generations, wiped out. And all the injured disabled by these atrocities, and every survivor who will live with unimaginable trauma. Homelessness, poverty, displacement
11,000 Palestinian souls taken from us. Gone. Whole families, entire generations, wiped out. And all the injured disabled by these atrocities, and every survivor who will live with unimaginable trauma. Homelessness, poverty, displacement
If you ever lamented about what the US did to Natives but you support this, you’re lying to yourself about whose side you would have been on.
If you ever lamented about what the US did to Natives but you support this, you’re lying to yourself about whose side you would have been on.
Do a tracert to 192.168.1.1. See how it's just one hop? It's the center of the Internet. Fun fact: The NSA runs it. Nobody talks about that.
"I’m personally a Holocaust survivor as an infant, I barely survived. My grandparents were killed in Aushwitz and most of my extended family were killed. I became a Zionist; this dream of the Jewish people resurrected in their historical homeland and the barbed wire of Aushwitz…
Craving @calluptome
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Trey @treydayway
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CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Princess Kim @RealPrincessKim
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Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar
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Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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Just Call Me Frank™.. @JustCallMeFrank
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A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 850 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
Marl @Marlebean
40K Followers 7K Following If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
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Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
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23 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Dara Kuhlmann @kuhlman_da
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George Takesi1 @GeorgeTakesi_1
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Jacqui Wascom @wascom7640
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Wizkaz 💰🌌💰 @wizykaz
345 Followers 2K Following Navigating the Web3 universe with profit 💰 Let's ride the waves of #crypto trends and uncover the hidden #gems in the #Web3 🌇
S.Biswas @ShyamaBiswas13
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maude 🍉 @sheisartmoney
40K Followers 25K Following abstract painter • collage artist Be-bop • Dada • Pyramids • 🌱plant stuff 🦚 love and mercy #LongCovidRuins
Fabioreyes @Fabiore27933811
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Vanessa Lee @Nestlesquick1
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Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
191K Followers 174K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Princess Kim @RealPrincessKim
6K Followers 885 Following Legally and officially Princess Kim. My family and friends are my life. https://t.co/05GevtoAu0
Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar
54K Followers 15K Following Internet Guy | Rubber of elbows | Eater of sandwiches | Starter of slow claps
Just Call Me Frank™.. @JustCallMeFrank
15K Followers 6K Following Nightmare with legs | Creator, writer, sayer of things and stuff. Mostly things | My YouTube channel: https://t.co/XlCXxMHyH0
A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 850 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 650 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Marl @Marlebean
40K Followers 7K Following If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
12K Followers 629 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
15K Followers 7K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.
Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
17K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.
SXSW @sxsw
632K Followers 11K Following Helping creative people share ideas and achieve their goals since 1987. SXSW 2025: March 7–15 | Austin, TX
Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen
1.5M Followers 997 Following Exploring the intersections of AI, startups, and the economy 🌐 | Sharing quotes, success stories, and insights from business 🚀
Vanessa Lee @Nestlesquick1
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Christian Vázquez #8 @Christian_7_7_
15K Followers 114 Following 2X World Series Champ | Catcher @twins | Trust in God | Love my Family and my Job. Instagram 1990colo
Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann
984K Followers 1K Following "Countdown With Keith Olbermann," 2024 National Political Podcast of the Year nominee. Verified 2024 audience to date: 8,358,575
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�.. @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
Round Rock Express @RRExpress
42K Followers 118 Following Official X of the #RRExpress. Triple-A affiliate of the 2023 World Series Champions, the Texas Rangers.
Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted
56K Followers 6K Following •He/him • Assoc Producer Emeritus: @DarknetDiaries Cybersecurity Researcher •
r/ColoradoRockies @RockiesSub
2K Followers 274 Following The "official" twitter account of the Colorado Rockies subreddit.
🍣x - Half-Asian Se.. @MikiSchmiki
625 Followers 1K Following Karaoke junkie|Joel Plaskett buff|Oilers fan|Weird Al aficionado|Trews groupie|Sheepdogs rocker|YEG Fringer|Pro-vaxxer|Cat fancier|Flaming atheist|Lifelong nerd
Josh Jackson @ussoldado
405 Followers 990 Following Displaced Texan. Into sports, especially Astros and Cowboys. Regularly irregular on the bird app, despite best intentions. #LevelUp
Darknet Diaries @DarknetDiaries
120K Followers 1 Following True stories from the dark side of the Internet. Host @jackrhysider. New episodes released on the first Tuesday of each month. Discord: https://t.co/bZZRR8C59R
NoNameAmerican @ChiTownNizzam
70 Followers 3K Following Gen X. Politicker. Tech enthusiast. Passing through. Views are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer. RTs are not ending 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 🇪🇭
Jack Rhysider 🏴.. @JackRhysider
147K Followers 3K Following Creator of @DarknetDiaries. Tell me a good hacker story. 💻🔦⤵️🐰🕳️ Discord: https://t.co/qxanMuIy7u
Mama G (NSFW) 🔞�.. @mamamiyah8Vol2
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Mido marley @midomarely
13K Followers 13K Following Human Rights activist, Socialist,worker in @WCF_YE Don't worry about the things cuz ever little thing ganna be alright #Resister #FBPE 💙Peace and love🌏
Cristo Fernández @cristofernandez
32K Followers 2K Following +Actor & Filmmaker @espectromxfilms #TedLasso +Tapatío orgullosamente Mexicano 📍GDL 🇲🇽 LDN 🏴 LA 🇺🇸
Hannah Waddingham. @hanwaddingham
289K Followers 1K Following UkRep:Peter Brooks @CAM_London.LA:Nick Todisco @atlasentertainment. Global publicist: Annick Mueller @wolfkastelerpr.com
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MothersAgainstGregAbb.. @MomsAGAbbott
80K Followers 6K Following We are Democrats, Independents, & moderate Republicans fighting for Democracy for ALL Americans. Support our movement: https://t.co/k6jA4hjV3E
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300K Followers 2K Following Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Shrinking. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein
Adam Colborne @adamcolborne1
3K Followers 548 Following Acting, Astrology, Aprendiendo Español, Familia. I play Baz in @TedLasso I’m on Cameo! https://t.co/RM8O8XqQO8
SFA has never lost to.. @SanAntonioTim
5K Followers 2K Following Baseball/Astros fan and @sfasu alum. The Astros cheated and your team cheated. You hate the Astros because they keep beating your favorite team.
BlackMassAppeal @BlackMassAppeal
7K Followers 2K Following A bi-weekly podcast bringing modern Satanism to the masses. Hosted by @satanicsf admins Daniel, @simonelasher, & @tabithaslander.
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207K Followers 922 Following Feel free to be sad, but don't stay sad forever! Sikh-Canadian talks joy, hope, positivity & dance "Bhangra—folk dance of Punjab" for mental health & optimism.
DieTrich Thrall @DieTrichThrall
2K Followers 2K Following Artist/Producer of Music/Film @ @RealLordsOfAcid, #PrettyBoyFloyd, @TheBanishment, IG: @BITSuffering: https://t.co/q9A2WfDYXF, @Marazene + DOYLE/#Misfits
Racial Draft Podcast @RacialDraftPod
570 Followers 409 Following Changing the complexion of the comic book universe, one draft pick at a time. Join us as we bring a multicultural multiverse to your Marvel/DC faves!
Worships With Worms @GrimmSaul
862 Followers 1K Following Worm Lives Matter Corpse Casa-Nova and Connoisseur. A Ghoul Crazy Pervert. Dances with Daemons in @TrailofSlime https://t.co/vJ1hb0tDxj
Jinkies Velma @JinkiesVelma69
2K Followers 1K Following ⚠️Explicit Content⚠️ NSFW| Must Be 18+| 🇺🇸🏳️🌈| Content Creator| Vlogger & Artist| HippieGeek| Brutally Honest|
Mama G 🎹 🎤💞 @mamamiyah8
16K Followers 15K Following mom • gig keyboardist • healthcare Staffer • uber driver • she/her • buy me a coffee at https://t.co/12NssCZ7uF
Crissie @CrissieC
42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
Franklin Yi @Thomas_Lull
25K Followers 11K Following I was once on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I’m a Comic that’s done shows in parking lots.
XVINutkabob @Nuttykabobby
42 Followers 279 Following Leftist Bobby Hill, Any/All, Autistic. Pro Expression, Guns, Freedom of religion, Science, and LGBTQ+, Fighting Game Nerd, Minor, Adobe Certified
Open Library @openlibrary
43K Followers 179 Following We lend ebooks worldwide, for free. Over two million free ebooks available and 1M more in our lending library. A web page for every book.
Internet Archive @internetarchive
321K Followers 1K Following Internet Archive is a non-profit digital library offering millions of free books, movies & audio files, plus billions of saved web pages in the @waybackmachine.
courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot
526K Followers 97 Following Writer, board-certified wypipologist, last real Negus alive. BlackAF History/Drapetomaniax podcast/theGrio…At the SAME DAMN TIME. Never reneged; Never will.
Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime
705K Followers 8K Following Proud husband, father & American. Son of a single mom. Fighting for working folks everywhere as Chair of @TheDemocrats. @Marvel, @Lakers, Costco, & @WWE fan.
Noemi @NoemiNrdsrck
6K Followers 727 Following
John Bechard @JohnBechard
24K Followers 23K Following Catholic Democrat. Red Sox fan. I worked for a long time. Former vodka enthusiast. Tuxedo cat lover. INFJ. Live for March Madness!
One big EMS Union. Un.. @Commie_In_EMS
2K Followers 3K Following Salty veteran EMS worker(Paramedic). Your boss is not your friend. Unionize your workplaces 🍞🌹🏴🚩⚒️
Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy
365K Followers 8K Following Verified nobody. My tribe is tribeless. Find another hero.
Art Or Not Art @ArtDecider
175K Followers 1K Following Art is not everything but anyone and anything can be art.
That Pesky Prostitüt.. @LittleMissAngr1
39K Followers 2K Following whore by trade, whore by nature. just a smart slut in a capitalist patriarchy. keeping playboys blessed. Black Lives Matter
Drunk History, except it’s just me at the bar bitching about James Madison’s shortcomings *whispers* IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS 5’4. Please clap.
I’ve seen enough from Cabbage, DFA either Abreu or Singleton. I don’t care which.
@reddit_lies Imagine fearing driving in Kentucky but not Illinois...
From, ‘Why the hell are you going so far in the backcourt?’ To, ‘Ok, do the damn thing Tyrese’
Enough time for more Middleton slop
@HeatherReid4 Not everyone will say no, though.
@LK_Commenter @HayesHolly2 @SanAntonioTim @AidanResnick @Gr1ffStros Literally nobody gave Dusty credit for managing last year while verlander was in NY, Mcculers and Garcia were hurt, urquidy was hurt, and Alvarez and Altuve missed months, Chas missed a month. The main point is, y’all excuse everything for Joe, but not for Dusty. It’s evident.
About every few months I'll watch the highlights on YouTube of SFA beating Duke back in 2019. The first comment was this and had me laughing: "I’ve been a Stephen F Austin fan for the last 5 mins, and I’ve never been more proud of this team."
oh and I ratioed Glinner too but I didn't even notice LOL anyway I'm gonna go get ready to spend the rest of my evening with my family cause it's passover ✌️
Pressly is on pace for 64 IPs and Hader for 71 IPs. If anything, they are being used too much early in the season.
@OrtizKicks I can't help but think some of the problems with both Pressley and Harder is they haven't really worked that much. Too many games haven't called for them. Pitchers lose sharpness.
Let me know when y’all want to have that conversation that Dusty Baker legitimately saved the 2023 Houston Astros.
Got flagged by airport security because my son had a Magic 8 Ball in his backpack. Two TSA agents debated whether it was ok. My husband said, “If only we had a simple way to answer a yes or no question…” Crickets.
@th3v0t4ry I'm surprised at how controversial this reasonable post is. (I'm not really that surprised)
When I was 8, my dad abandoned us. He left us for his secretary. Before bed one night, I asked my mom if he was ever coming back. She looked down at me, tears in her eyes, and said, “The back of his baseball card would suggest that he’ll come back one day. Be patient.”
Just imagine if Ukraine had this level of support against these Iranian drones
@SanAntonioTim @smoothrivers25 At what point do we admit that last year’s team over-performed, largely due to a manager who knew how to get the best out of his guys?
Of course a Rangers fan would still use “gay” as an insult
@TentyQuarantino Such an “I don’t know ball” meme. Says nothing about anything. Strictly opinion based. Oh and your mom asked when you’re moving out of her basement. Oh and 1) stupid. 2) gay. Goodnight madame.
@HTownSportsHype he cares maybe more than anyone in the clubhouse.
@BradenGreen888 @ArizonaCoyotes What? Sorry I can't speak Mormon
I have always really dug the interpretation of jesus absolutely hating the entire process and being very depressed and frustrated about being betrayed and crucified but going through with it anyway. that feels very human to me which seems kind of important to the story
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