Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.) twitter.com/houcounterplot… Joined January 2011-
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4 jobs in my entire life: Snocone Vendor for Aramark Cashier for PetSmart Pediatric Surgeon Crew member for Arby’s
4 jobs in my entire life: Snocone Vendor for Aramark Cashier for PetSmart Pediatric Surgeon Crew member for Arby’s
Jeff Bagwell responding to a calculator jockey who admitted to never seeing the back of Jose Abreu’s baseball card:
Dana Brown to Sugar Land: “GET ME LIRPOFRIDO HERE PRONTO!”
Snocone vendor
They’re not going to break the corresponding move tonight, huh? Someone who isn’t blocked by Singleton’s wife needs to put the laser focus on her Twitter account.
Maybe Kessinger gets sent down? Singleton DFA? Maybe someone is hurt?
So are they leaving Jon Singleton in Mexico?
I am so excited about this guy that I didn’t know existed until earlier this month!!!!
Sucks to suck, Rockies. #VivaMexico #AstrosWin
Last year, I gave $1500 to a woman from Belarus who I thought was my girlfriend. I waited for her at the airport for 14 hours and she never showed up. Deleted her account, too. So, yeah, I can use an extra source of income. Check your DMs.
Last year, I gave $1500 to a woman from Belarus who I thought was my girlfriend. I waited for her at the airport for 14 hours and she never showed up. Deleted her account, too. So, yeah, I can use an extra source of income. Check your DMs.
My mom is at church right now with Glen. So I snuck into her room, dug through some of her things, and eventually found my phone in a Skechers shoebox.
My mom is at church right now with Glen. So I snuck into her room, dug through some of her things, and eventually found my phone in a Skechers shoebox.
According to my mother, whom I’m not on speaking terms with right now, “podium” is one of the words a random middle school teacher / TikTok influencer uses to confuse his students. “Podium” means that you did something awesome. (By the way, I’m still grounded.)
According to my mother, whom I’m not on speaking terms with right now, “podium” is one of the words a random middle school teacher / TikTok influencer uses to confuse his students. “Podium” means that you did something awesome. (By the way, I’m still grounded.)
Hi friends, this is Andy’s mother. I wanted to let you all know that he’s grounded from his phone for a few days. I won’t say what he did, but it involves Glen’s new AirFlo 9000 CPAP. Yes, he’s a grown man, but as long as he’s under my roof, he’s got to follow my rules.
Mark Burley
That team would beat the current team’s ass.
That team would beat the current team’s ass.
We shouldn’t make a big deal about the Boone ejection. Sure, it was dumb. But Manfred is dumb, too, and I don’t want MLB making up some cockamamie ‘runner on second’ equivalency for manager ejections. So let’s all just stop talking about it?
“HER SISTER WAS A WITCH”
UTSA has a legitimate gripe.
When @HoustonTrollers says “we,” he’s referring to himself and this guy. They’re a nasty group!
Nobody wants any of our guys. Nobody wants to visit Pasadena. And nobody wants to go to Arby’s.
Nobody wants any of our guys. Nobody wants to visit Pasadena. And nobody wants to go to Arby’s.
Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13
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2K Followers 296 Following Senior Graphic Designer - @houstontexans 🇲🇽🇺🇸@HouCounterplot Let me call my mother in law. Pretty sure she has never sent a tweet, but she might still be blocked
@Houstorian @HouCounterplot right down the road from Dennys on 225, ol Vinces bridge
@LeonSandoTXMN Has to be one of them Spencer Highway joints too. @HouCounterplot
For those interested in a thorough analysis of the contributions of Houston and Dallas to the Texas independence movement, follow @HouCounterplot for in depth analysis.
On this day in 1836, a force of 900 Texans under Sam Houston crush Santa Ana's Mexican army in just 18 mins at the Battle of San Jacinto. "Remember the Alamo!" is their battle cry.
Must be an interesting series for JP France, returning to our Nation’s Capitol for the first time since Jan. 6, 2021
They wrote Jose Abreau off as having any chance of having as many errors as he has hits but he didn’t write back. 4:4
@HouCounterplot Don’t forget about the Brookshire contingent. They weren’t really passionate about the Texian cause, but it was a great excuse to leave Brookshire.
New jersey, who dis?
@HouCounterplot Hey!! I like those crispy pieces on the bottom of LJS entrees. I really love it when I get it to go and can push all those crunchies into a piece of white bread and have a crispy sandwich.
@HouCounterplot If I visited Cut N Shoot, thinking it was Houston, I’d be pretty disappointed too. As far as the food, they probably went to Jack’s. Should have gone to Willie’s.
@HouCounterplot This assumes they’d fight in the first place. Vichy Dallas would’ve collaborated with Santa Anna even before he suggested the idea.
Yoda coaching the squad to 60 losses is crazy
and I believe Sam Dallas backstabbed him once already so all the more reason to steer clear.
Nope. Dallas was founded before the war. They kept it secret. They knew a war was coming w Mexico and they didn’t want Sam Houston asking for help. In his tell-all book, though, Houston wrote “I dare not ask Dallas for assistance in our fight, for they are scared little bitches.”
Tungsten Arm O'Doyle after being traded from Akron to the Toledo Robber Barons.
Shohei Ohtani walked and stole a base and scored a run and singled and drove in a run as the Los Angeles Dodgers lost to the New York Mets, 9-4.
@HouCounterplot (They would’ve also fed his men and watered their horses)