Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13
Astros writer, The Juice Box Journal / POLITICO & USA TODAY alum / Native Houstonian / Follow @michaelschwab_Astros on Instagram bit.ly/3E2OiPu Houston, TX Joined May 2009-
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Expanded playoffs... Yes
I want to see Yainer Diaz at 1B. They should bring up César Salazar so Caratini, Salazar and Diaz can all get time at catcher, with Diaz more time at first base. Abreu and Singleton are a combined -1.4 WAR
Things aren’t looking great for Houston. 27% chance to win the division, below the Mariners, 42% chance to make the postseason.
The Astros optioned JP France before the Rockies series in Mexico City to make room for Framber Valdez. Will they win any game this week?
MVP
Texans 2009 #NFLdraft first-round pick and Rookie of the Year @briancushing56 will be at @USCJHouston for an autograph signing Friday from 12-1 PM. See y’all there
Bring up Joey Loperfido!!!! IT'S TIME!!!
I understand Dana Brown's job to rebuild the minor league system was a priority but tanking for a lottery pick wasn't on my list.
Read that again. Their worst loss since 1969
The A's have won more games than the Astros. The Astros have been swept 4 times. One from a 4 game series. This team is not serious.
You don't even need a high WAR for the first base position. Just someone who isn't NEGATIVE WAR. How will front office, management and the players respond?
How important is the first base position? The Astros have lost 10 game this season by 1 or 2 runs. The starting pitcher has been an issue but when you have a first base position that has a negative WAR, that's enough difference to lose games. 7-19 losses. 10 in 1 to 2 run games
In the biggest show of karma, Hector Nerris secures the final out vs the Astros after walking Yordan and Tucker with no outs. Houston is 7-19. There is no fight in this team. They are most likely to 20 losses before 10 wins.
He can play first base.
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I had no choice but to be successful. I was defending the honor of pizza boys all across the world.
Some of the worst takes from the draft over the years “Texans will rue the night they took pizza boy JJ Watt”
José Urquidy won’t be able to pitch in this series but says it “means a lot” to be with the Astros as they play games in his home country:
Seeing so many takes that Joe Espada didn’t throw a tirade when ejected like lots of managers. Maybe just maybe Espada has way more self control & 2 young daughters so he chose not to embarrass himself. Lots of words a manager can use to get ejected. Only takes few magic ones.
The Houston Astros Will Win The 2024 World Series. Not A Doubt In Mind. #Relentless
@michaelschwab13 I’ve been trying to say this for a while good to see others agree
Yo this is cool as heck.
The All-Time Home Run Champion in Women's Softball, Jocelyn Alo, has signed a one month long contract to play with the Savannah Bananas. Alo will make her 2024 debut for the team tonight in Mesa, AZ! Tune in at 7pm MST/10pm ET: bit.ly/livebananaball
Pedro Leon's 2⃣-bagger scores 2⃣
@Cappy5514 @True___Blue @GoGoAstrosShow The bigger issue to me with Abreu is why is his 4-seamer velo down 1.2 MPH from last year? His fastball doesn't seem to have the same explosion as it did in 2023 (and 2022).
The Texans, who don’t have a first round pick, have been working the phones trying to get into the first round.
How can you live with yourselves @astros?