(Not Now)Alex @Cappy5514
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I knew astros were bad but not this bad lol
I knew astros were bad but not this bad lol https://t.co/s4OzNrbOE0
The two defensive indifferences made the bielak outing worse than it was.....
Astros playing with their food by dangling bielak at them (hes solid and will close it out)
Scotts arm action is so wild that he nor the batter know where that ball is going lol
Abreu got an rbi hit..... we doom to continue to carry him to like july....
Im surprised that tripled didn't come with an error
Hes always started slow (this is beyond slow tho) the question remains is what are their options? Bregman wont get his ten year 300 thats for sure so offer him another team friendly contract and see if he takes it? FA options? Chapman? Moncada? Internal? Dezenzo?
Hes always started slow (this is beyond slow tho) the question remains is what are their options? Bregman wont get his ten year 300 thats for sure so offer him another team friendly contract and see if he takes it? FA options? Chapman? Moncada? Internal? Dezenzo?
I like the aggression but i would have liked to see if cabbage could have helped in that situation. Beeks must have better numbers against lefties
Trey got a double in his first ab? Ive seen enough. Dfa singleton or option kess lol
Bagwell is correct. As much as we hate baggy because the team looks like shit and hes in the inner circle hes correct about joey
Bagwell is correct. As much as we hate baggy because the team looks like shit and hes in the inner circle hes correct about joey
This is actually kind of funny from an astros perspective. We tried Alvarez at 2 and now batting him 3rd
This is actually kind of funny from an astros perspective. We tried Alvarez at 2 and now batting him 3rd
If they were going to play cabbage, which hey let's see what he does, wouldn't it be better to play him at 1st?
If they were going to play cabbage, which hey let's see what he does, wouldn't it be better to play him at 1st?
I don't know what to make of dubon right now. Hes batting .278 with a .693 ops and only seems to do damage when runners are on.
I don't know what to make of dubon right now. Hes batting .278 with a .693 ops and only seems to do damage when runners are on.
Where and how did it go south so quickly. Easy blame Espada but thats a cop out. Miller on the pitching side? Cintron om the hitting side? Theres only so much they themselves can control too. But even 2016 didn't look this bad. 2013 was full of nobodies and Altuve.
Some more tinkering is definitely in order. Move yainer down and put pena 5th.
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Forrest Whitley died so the Astros offense could live
Forrest Whitley is on the minor-league IL with what the Astros described as “right elbow discomfort.”
Not quite the ending I was expecting…
Among all MLB hitters with at least 15 plate appearances with RISP, only Eddie Rosario of the twins has fewer hits than Jose Altuve. That won’t stay true all year. This is just a weird thing that happens to be true on April 27.
*whispers* jose altuve and jose abreu have the same number of hits with RISP this year. please enjoy this 8-2 Astros lead and don't kill me.
Where would we be without Ronel Blanco? Seriously. Maybe tied with the White Sox?
Astros W 12-4, and Yordan is him we snapped the losing streak I used to pray for times like this
I love Bags with all my heart. I also kinda wanna fight Bags.
Telling my kids this is The Last of Us
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@Cappy5514 @SanAntonioTim @michaelschwab13 Gilbert has a hammy issue.
Great night in the Astros system!
Astros Minor League Recap: April 27th astrosfuture.com/2024/04/astros…
This is how Astros Twitter acts when faced with the most basic level of adversity.
if i ever saw a man behave like this i would simple punch him in the ballsack
Astros Minor League Recap: April 27th astrosfuture.com/2024/04/astros…
@SanAntonioTim @Cappy5514 @michaelschwab13 Fingers crossed he keeps playing to this recent level. He's made some adjustments at the plate since last year I hope will serve him well.
4⃣7⃣9⃣ feet?! 🤯 No one at Triple-A (or MLB) has hit a ball farther in 2024 than Pedro León: atmilb.com/3xVnU9D