Miranduh @2017Simp
Professional housewife and day drinker. Here for the violence. Go Astros. NO DMS. NO DMS Houston, TX. VH Tamps. NL. Joined February 2022-
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Shrek has spent 1,500 a total of on my car as of noon. He still needs the suspension and the steering pump. Junk that bitch.
Ok so now my kid brother has asked me to shop around for a new truck 👀 I appreciate the gesture but I can’t do that to him😓
The league let this man be, wrongfully, painted as a villain. His teammates cheated and he took the full force of it. The "Fuck Altuve" chants and all. He could've thrown George, Carlos and Alex under the bus and he didn't. Plus he's not a gambling addict, unlike someone we know.
The league let this man be, wrongfully, painted as a villain. His teammates cheated and he took the full force of it. The "Fuck Altuve" chants and all. He could've thrown George, Carlos and Alex under the bus and he didn't. Plus he's not a gambling addict, unlike someone we know.
Joey Loperfido leads All of baseball (MLB and MiLB) in home runs with 13
Joey Loperfido leads All of baseball (MLB and MiLB) in home runs with 13
Joey Loperfido is H-Town bound. #Relentless
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When the rain has let up and your dogs finally get out of your personal space so you can relax a bit 🫠>>>
My dodge magnum RT has got to be the most problematic vehicle dodge has ever made. Spent more on it than what it’s worth. I hate to say it but I think it’s time to junk it and get me a mediocre suv.
Ok well, getting online to browse the pet shelters in the Houston area till the game starts Ttyl🙂
You motherfuckers are out here shooting puppies in the face? Eye for an eye! Eye for an eye! Eye for an eye!
The only thing I’m missing in my kitchen is a food processor. Do I really need one?
Shrek went to get a new catalytic converter for my car but no one wants to change it out if he doesn’t have the title in hand? He’s coming back home for the title. That’s crazy.
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Julia, I legit thought that was code for “Don’t let Gurriel down.” I was like holy pressure! 😂
Astros GM Dana Brown tells Joey Loperfido: “Don’t let Jersey down.” Both guys from New Jersey.
Golf with Dad is always a good time. #golftwitter
Kinda hard to go back to a country if I'm not from there.. Also, I will wear my Mexican flag Astros work lanyard proudly! 🇲🇽
I'm so sick of seeing foreign flags in America.. I don't get it. You left your corrupt country to come to the USA and yet you still rep what you fled? The worst is Hispanics born in America flying a Mexican flag.. Where is your loyalty.. Just go back.. Enjoy your foreign flag
Call me crazy, but I have this weird feeling that this team now comes together and goes on a crazy run…and baseball in Houston will be fun again…
With her taco or just a regular taco ? 🤔#TacoTuesday
Mexico City street tacos
Happy Joey Loperfido day to all those who observe! Got to meet him at #Astroline during Spring Training this year! Excited to see him up! 🥳 #Relentless #JoeyCooks
Y’all ever had a fat food moment? Coworker asked me what I wanted from Starbucks and I said a caramel Crunchwrap supreme 💀
All day long brother 🔥
A new sausage I’ve been working on. Buffalo chicken sausage with mozzarella 🔥. I wonder if @RichOToole would try it!
Ted Cruz and Yolanda Saldivar, obvs
In honor of all the hate that’s going on…. Name something you hate and nothing will change your mind on it… For me it’s easily easily any Amy Schumer movie
This is what I imagine @2017Simp doing.
@2017Simp @PincheMeelo Lmao 🤣 I’m sorry your straight forward about it lol