goth bobby hill 🏆🏆 @Lissielys
alyssa. she/her. gaga. lana. astros: wicked witch of the AL west. drag enthusiast. human jukebox. #blm. 🇸🇮🏳️🌈 linktr.ee/lissielys h-town Joined April 2010-
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goth bobby hill 🏆🏆 retweeted
what’s the fucking deal with women being attracted to hands?? like what’s up with that?? why do I like veiny hands????
if my name wasn’t “alyssa” what do yall think my name would be? what name do i look like i have? lmao i’m just curious
goth bobby hill 🏆🏆 retweeted
Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her (1992)
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
i get so weirdly irritated by the way “take your mama” by scissor sisters ends abruptly instead of a repeating chorus fade just thought yall should know
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in this house we encourage playful homoeroticism amongst our favorite baseball players 😌💖💅
in this house we encourage playful homoeroticism amongst our favorite baseball players 😌💖💅
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the astros are 2-0 since kyle tucker and jeremy peña started doing gay stuff on the field
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Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
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