Turtle 🏆🏆 @TickingTurtle
Easily Amused-Astros fan-Former LEO👮🚓- Forensic Chemist-Drummer-Never checks DM’s Houston, TX & Anchorage, AK Joined November 2011-
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The last time the Astros didn’t make it to the playoffs: -Pokemon Go just came out -The Nintendo Switch wasn’t even out yet. -“Closer” by The Chainsmokers was the hit song -Millie Bobby Brown, Jenna Ortega, Olivia Rodrigo, & Sabrina Carpenter weren’t old enough to vote
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South Park did it again 🤣💀
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Turned off the game. Playing hungry hungry hippos. Winning. Ordered more wine. Any questions?
Dear @astros, even though you broke records for injuries, I’m begging you: do not go gentle into that good night. #BuiltForThis
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One thing I’ll say is that if you think Crane is going to be “okay” with missing the playoffs, then you haven’t been paying attention.
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I never liked baseball actually it was all an illusion.
Because of course. Astros pitchers can’t have something like a strained pectoral muscle. They have to be gone for two years with this medical staff.
Because of course. Astros pitchers can’t have something like a strained pectoral muscle. They have to be gone for two years with this medical staff.
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Really would like to know the thought process behind Sanchez, Walker & Diaz back to back to back.
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Another day of houston sports
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Release all the Epstein files.
Release all the Epstein files.
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I wake up to no woman who loves me and I go out to watch a football team that wants me to kill myself
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I want to prove to you what a fool’s errand it is to try to connect nuts who commit political murder to the “other side.”
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