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a disgrace to women who brings Final Girl energy to #astrostwitter & #baseballtwitter — I’m not a liberal, I’m worse Ⓐ insta: @heyitslissa Houston, TX Joined May 2009-
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It’s also the 13th anniversary of Osama Bin Laden’s death what a momentous day, thanks Facebook memories.
It’s the tenth anniversary of James Franco posting near nudes on the TL. Good morning!
Time to watch stories about why no one should climb Mt Everest
Cheers to the Dbacks for removing the bees safely ♥️🐝
Who knew baseball could sting in more ways than just hurting your feelings.
You ask me if I’m still having fun and the answer is no
Everyone relive this with me. ♥️
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that he’s got he’s still he’s still Joey from the block. Ty to @TentyQuarantino for the J-Lo reference I am now dying 😂
Love to see it 🫶🏻
Jon Singleton being him was not on my bingo card tonight tbh but I like it.
Go back where?? SEAN IF THEY WERE BORN HERE GO BACK WHERE???
Go back where?? SEAN IF THEY WERE BORN HERE GO BACK WHERE???
I was an apprentice at a tattoo parlor, then Hot Topic, then Cinemark.
I was an apprentice at a tattoo parlor, then Hot Topic, then Cinemark.
Gdi I wish I liked Tampa Bay 😭
Who plays your parents in your biopic?
Who plays your parents in your biopic? https://t.co/8DQsELKdBE
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81 Followers 344 Following@lissasauras I was jumping up and down at my house like it was a postseason game! I was so happy Breggy finally got one too.⚾️🚀🎉😜🧡💙
i tweet this basically every time my shoulder does the thing where it puts me in a state of agony for a few days bc it bears repeating- if u have a kid playing baseball/softball all yr round, make sure they take care of their throwing arm regardless of position.
@lissasauras My favorite part (even more than his parents' kiss)- Yainer immediately looking back at him because they all know what that first knock feels like. Going out on a limb here- if he gets 2 "steaks" every game, he stays up in the show for a while.
@lissasauras Man, we were sitting first base side tonight, his homerun got outa there FAST. It was a fucking shot!
The haters said the Astros couldn't build a competitive roster without investing in pitchers who could cover the sixth and seventh innings. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.
@lissasauras P.S. If you have a good day you’ll be seeing him twice.
@lissasauras Well at least HS Kim won't eat you!
@lissasauras Imagine being at the skatepark. “That’s Jim. He died there. We can’t move him. Just Ollie over.”
@lissasauras The really stupid way to die on Everest is waiting in line slowly getting brain edema.
@lissasauras 1 in 4 die attempting K2. I can’t imagine doing anything that I knew would kill me 25% of the time.
What a week for wildlife in MLB stadiums. We had a goose, bees, and a jack ass
Fun bee fact #1: Almost 90% of wild plants and 75% of leading global crops depend on animal pollination. One out of every three mouthfuls of our food depends on pollinators such as bees. Crops that depend on pollination are five times more valuable than those that do not.
@lissasauras Sometimes I wonder what all the buzz is about