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God damn it to hell with the god damn ghost runner rule
The haters said the Astros couldn't build a competitive roster without investing in pitchers who could cover the sixth and seventh innings. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.
Cool here goes nothing
Cool here goes nothing https://t.co/XQ7bNzD56L
Please can we walk this off I can’t take another extra innings ghost runner loss
Papa John’s commercial guy Keith: “My favorite thing about baseball? Home plate! Especially when it’s covered in Papa John’s pizza!” Me: “what the fuck”
Tonight’s game is delayed due to dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you behind home plate
We don’t get to see it very often, but few people pimp a homer quite like Big Bad Jon 😮💨 👌
We don’t get to see it very often, but few people pimp a homer quite like Big Bad Jon 😮💨 👌
And this bullpen continues to make me drink
My buddy JR and I making JLo references was not on my 2024 bucket list, but here we go lmao
My buddy JR and I making JLo references was not on my 2024 bucket list, but here we go lmao https://t.co/OJKRWUAbIn
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that he’s got he’s still he’s still Joey from the block. Ty to @TentyQuarantino for the J-Lo reference I am now dying 😂
It’s likely gonna get overturned, but it’d be really funny if Carrasco just pumps a soft off-speeder right into Jake’s hip on the next pitch after all this delay lmao
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lolol Geoff Blum couldn’t wait to drop this banger
Double-digit wins before the end of April. Never in doubt.
It’s been bleak thus far, but that’s the biggest win of the year. #Relentless
CARATINI IS THE FUCKING GOAT!!!
@EephusTosser @TentyQuarantino Truthfully, of all the guys who left, Nerris was the one we we should of kept. Dude could pitch EVERY DAY if you'd let him, and he could hold it down.
@BryanHoch O’s fans about to have a field day with this one oh boy
When I read this I assumed the Yankees won and he hit the game winning shot.
Juan Soto said he stared at Dean Kremer because “he didn’t like the shuffle.” “I bet he didn’t like the homer, too.”
Good thing that random runner was placed on second base, as we continue to try to get through this Covid pandemic. All hail Rob Manfred and his lasting legacy. #Relentless
The haters said the Astros couldn't build a competitive roster without investing in pitchers who could cover the sixth and seventh innings. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.
Baseball Twitter remains the best Goodnight. Protect bees. They’re important.
@Dbacks According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow,…