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Erryone but pinche Abreu put the ball in play with RISP against Quantum Leap
Jose Abreu is Trash Tracker Ks: 18 With RISP: 0-18 LOB: 26 Errors: 4 XBH: 1 BB: 2 Pop Ups: 3 Pop Ups He Shoulda Caught: 3 Missed Scoops: 5 FC: 1 Hits: 4 X he’s Weak grounders: 14 DPs: 1 Weak fly balls: 8 RBIs: 1 SAC Fly: 1
Jose Abreu is Trash Tracker Ks: 18 With RISP: 0-18 LOB: 26 Errors: 4 XBH: 1 BB: 2 Pop Ups: 3 Pop Ups He Shoulda Caught: 3 Missed Scoops: 5 FC: 1 Hits: 4 X he’s Weak grounders: 14 DPs: 1 Weak fly balls: 8 RBIs: 1 SAC Fly: 1
LETTUCE see what this Cabbage can do!
Astros Pitchers First Inning Futility Tracker Runs given up: 32 Brown: 12 France: 7 Heaney: 5 Arrighetti: 4 Blanco: 4
Astros Pitchers First Inning Futility Tracker Runs given up: 32 Brown: 12 France: 7 Heaney: 5 Arrighetti: 4 Blanco: 4
Jose Abreu is Trash Tracker Ks: 17 With RISP: 0-17 LOB: 25 Errors: 4 XBH: 1 BB: 2 Pop Ups: 3 Pop Ups He Shoulda Caught: 3 Missed Scoops: 5 FC: 1 Hits: 4 X he’s Weak grounders: 14 DPs: 1 Weak fly balls: 8 RBIs: 1 SAC Fly: 1
Jose Abreu is Trash Tracker Ks: 17 With RISP: 0-17 LOB: 25 Errors: 4 XBH: 1 BB: 2 Pop Ups: 3 Pop Ups He Shoulda Caught: 3 Missed Scoops: 5 FC: 1 Hits: 4 X he’s Weak grounders: 14 DPs: 1 Weak fly balls: 8 RBIs: 1 SAC Fly: 1
Now he can’t catch a pop up
The home plate could be in CF and the Astros still wouldn’t hitta HR
The Official Should We Sign Bregman Tracker Ks: 12 Current: 4-28 Fly Balls: 12 With RISP: 6-22 Pop Ups: 16 % of contact that’s a pop up: 16% (league avg is 7) Hits: 14 LOB: 29 SAC Fly: 1 RBI: 6 Weak grounders: 17 Errors: 1 XBH with no on base: 2 Millions he wants: 300
The Official Should We Sign Bregman Tracker Ks: 12 Current: 4-28 Fly Balls: 12 With RISP: 6-22 Pop Ups: 16 % of contact that’s a pop up: 16% (league avg is 7) Hits: 14 LOB: 29 SAC Fly: 1 RBI: 6 Weak grounders: 17 Errors: 1 XBH with no on base: 2 Millions he wants: 300
I wonder what region of Mexico is blacked out tonight and I dont mean from the shots of tequila
CJ Stroud to Cade Stover when camp starts
Frumma Buckeye to a Texan! Welcome Cade Stover!
Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett buff.ly/3JJ5bR3
I always liked these ideas, a moviethon from original to most current. Been wanting ti do this with A Star is Born. Anyone seen them all? 1937, 1954, 1976 and 2018
I always liked these ideas, a moviethon from original to most current. Been wanting ti do this with A Star is Born. Anyone seen them all? 1937, 1954, 1976 and 2018 https://t.co/4TJBSj7nkI
Seeing Yankee fans going ballistic over an April loss when they have a winning record reminds me of the good ole days
If the Astros were a movie title: Oh Offense Where Art Though?
Other animals and things Kristi Noem kills Doves Pandas Butterflys Capuchin Monkeys Children crossing street Nuns Kittens Endangered animals Santa Seals
I also need to add Blanco: A+ Maldy/Dusty fans: F (cause you jinxed us) Nerds: D (cause you seem happy to see us lose) Astros ladies: C- (not enough cleavage) 790 Callers: B (entertainment only) Orbit: C Astros Admin: F Kalas/Blum: C (for the Abreu propaganda)
I also need to add Blanco: A+ Maldy/Dusty fans: F (cause you jinxed us) Nerds: D (cause you seem happy to see us lose) Astros ladies: C- (not enough cleavage) 790 Callers: B (entertainment only) Orbit: C Astros Admin: F Kalas/Blum: C (for the Abreu propaganda)
Nice little hill view for today’s match on the pitch. That’s the scenic North Canton in the background
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@quallsastros Now, this is the analytics I'm interested in!
About an hour into a rewatch of annihilation on Pluto TV and this movie still fucking rules so hard.
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@mdeschpac @quallsastros @greenandwhitete France and Brown didn’t have implosions like this last year
@quallsastros You forgot the F for the pitching coaches.
A REAL MAN, will take you on vacation without expecting sex, and that man is your DADDY, NOT ME
I'm pretty sure these four guys can beat the 2024 Astros in a game.
Former Astros in the house: Michael Bourn, Dexter Fowler, Jed Lowrie and Oliver Perez.
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I was 44 years when I first had to tell a young lady "I got kids your age" I never thought I would have to make this comment , she was nice too. I am not a hoe anymore but I got RULES, I aint banging out someone younger than my kids, I cant do it
We have reached peak 2013 Astros stuff where we start randos and hope they aren’t literally the worst. Who else remembers starting Marc Krauss?