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Mf has more kids than the Astros have wins for the first month of the season.
Mf has more kids than the Astros have wins for the first month of the season.
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you mean immabout to get fired 😬
what if, hear me out 👂 we put Yordan at 1B
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Mentally preparing for whatever the hell is going to happen to this team in Mexico
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Ah, yes. Ball 1.
Josh Hader, Jose Abreu, the Astros Social media admin, Joe Espada, & PTBNL. Acquired for Hector Neris, 2 draft picks, & cash. Sign astrosmemes to a 1 year managerial & social media admin position. I can handle it. Who says no?
Josh Hader, Jose Abreu, the Astros Social media admin, Joe Espada, & PTBNL. Acquired for Hector Neris, 2 draft picks, & cash. Sign astrosmemes to a 1 year managerial & social media admin position. I can handle it. Who says no?
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Joe: So have you seen the back of Abreu's card? Ump: Gtfoh
My daily routine as an Astros fan so far this year:
me keeping my cool when my girl overreacts to something (i left the lid up in the bathroom again)
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“Throw me out, I beg”
“Throw me out, I beg”
man..
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Oh, you thought you were gonna enjoy baseball this summer?
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We’re making graphics for 4.1 innings pitched now?!
We’re making graphics for 4.1 innings pitched now?!
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Today would be a great day to embarrass me yet again ya fuckin’ bums.
me getting rdy for my shift being an Astros fan
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The biggest busts of the first month of the season 😳 @brandonkscott bleacherreport.com/articles/10118…
“This shit better than Arandas, wtf”
JP3 Cookout, Mexico City Style.
I wouldn’t say he’s going to “miss” time
Anthony Rendon is set to miss time with a high-grade partial tear of his hamstring, per @JeffFletcherOCR
This dude spends more time talking about 2017 than he does his 2020 World Series Title*
Cheating throughout a full regular szn & postszn is more illegitimate than playing by the rules during a COVID-shortened regular szn & expanded postszn. HOU’s cheating created an uneven playing field in ‘17. Everybody had a fair shot in ‘20 but SFG didn’t even make the postszn.
Does anyone know if she can play first base?
The Home Run Queen, Jocelyn Alo, will make her first plate appearance for the Bananas in 2024 tonight👀 Tune in to watch at 7pm MST/10pm ET: bit.ly/livebananaball
@astros_memes And that's just the first inning. It gets worse.
The Orioles have optioned Jackson Holliday to Triple-A Holliday had a .059/.111/.170 slash line in his first stint in the Majors.
Once again, Fax beats the mainstream media
The Orioles have designated Jackson Holliday for assignment.
Mf has more kids than the Astros have wins for the first month of the season.
30 year old Tyreek Hill reportedly confirms he has 10 children. He has had at least 4 children in the past year.
I've been wanting Yordan at 1B for a season and a half now.. Less wear and tear on his body.
“The worst start since ‘69” is the only “Nice” part about this
The Astros lost 3-1. They are 7-19. Houston has lost five in a row, 12 of its past 15 and just got swept for the fourth time this season. This is the Astros' worst start since 1969.
You can see Mark Texiera visibly upset with Yankees 3rd base coach, Joe Espada after waving him home and getting thrown out in a game against the Texas Rangers.
Mentally preparing for whatever the hell is going to happen to this team in Mexico
when even your mom knows… 🤣#Astros @astros_memes
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