Chris @Epic_Tweets31
Astros. Eagles. NYC ➡️🤘🏼HOU Houston, TX Joined May 2014-
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Did y'all get your weight lifting and running in this morning?
Between this morning's insane impromptu leg workout and tonight's back workout, it's safe to say that I'm now tired.
We'll see if that double digit curse is still lingering around
A blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut
Send him back to coach pitch
Astros bullpen
If y'all lose tomorrow or on Sunday.
If y'all lose tomorrow or on Sunday. https://t.co/Nc7S4i7l5w
I really want to get into this. It looks wicked
I really want to get into this. It looks wicked
Depends on the major event that is happening that day
The Dodgers championship was so legitimate that the City of Los Angeles didn't even bother to have a parade.
The Dodgers championship was so legitimate that the City of Los Angeles didn't even bother to have a parade.
Joe: So have you seen the back of Abreu's card? Ump: Gtfoh
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2K Followers 333 FollowingBecause of the blackouts mostly
You've never seen a baseball DESTROYED like this before! 🤯
I’d rip my arm off after one bad dream lmfaoooo
This mattress has arm slots to bring better comfort for side sleepers. [🎞️ SONU Sleep System]
1-0 since this
Bruhhhh we winning today #relentless limpia pa los Stross
Look between Q and E on your keyboard. #Relentless
👍✌️ Back for more tomorrow. #Relentless
The stand bag being used by #TeamCallaway at the PGA Professional Championship is 🔥
A little poke from Yordan Alvarez puts the @astros ahead. #MexicoCitySeries
Man of the people.
To be fair, the Rockies have 14 fans
Walking the concourse, the crowd is maybe 95 percent Astros fans
🚨BREAKING: With the 155th pick in the 2024 NFL Draft the Philadelphia Eagles select: Jeremiah Trotter Jr, LB (Clemson) Welcome to Philadelphia!
@Epic_Tweets31 @LeslieMinesIII 8, unassisted (He flew into the number 8)