Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik
Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast host just like everyone else on this website. linktr.ee/robbyslowik New York, NY Joined March 2011-
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Why I'm resigning from The Intercept kenklippenstein.com/p/why-im-resig…
@ComedyCellarUSA comedian @JayJurden tells @vladduthiersCBS about his path to standup and his upbringing in Mississippi — plus, we surprise him with a special guest — tomorrow on CBS Mornings 🎤
A little joke from my Writers Guild Awards monologue.
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A @croninwhocares classic!
does that man look familiar to you
i’m malala’s cousin
USING TECH TO TELL YOU that DOWN WITH TECH premieres in 13 minutes on YouTube! 6pm EST... link here and ignore carrier pigeons I have out there youtube.com/watch?v=gApnof…
Everyone have fun out there but remember, when Reagan was president the sun and the moon knew what time to be out
TONIGHT! Phoebe & Calise Thot They Were Gonna Be Hella Famous By Now @dopequeenpheebs and @CaliseHawkins bring along funny friends @AnnaRoisman and @RobbySlowik for this workout show where they all try out new material! 7PM Doors ∙ 7:30PM Show 🎟️: tinyurl.com/2yz2d684
Let Caitlin Cook.
Yelling "I'M WALKING HERE" at a tectonic plate
I vowed to never do crowd work again. It's too powerful. I'm too good at it. But I thought, it's 10am, what's the big deal? Shook the whole damn city. My apologies everyone. Back to normal jokes from now on. I can't risk any more lives.
Trailer for 'Down With Tech' out April 10th! Share it, subscribe to the YouTube channel and if you don't like these jokes let me know. AI can write more... #Zuckerberg #comedy #jokes #Tech
a second person has bought a zoo
a second person has bought a zoo https://t.co/Y7abUZjDC9
We’ve danced around the truth for too long. Mr. Rogers would make a great porn name.
I love The Fast & The Furious. They’re fast because of the cars and they’re furious because they’re all bald.
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61K Followers 110 Following We're an independent, nonprofit newsroom covering New York. Subscribe: https://t.co/O7djTHysJB. Send tips to [email protected].The fact that police officers would rather punch, tear gas and arrest your child at school than protect them should be a wake-up call for a lot of people.
I'm on @FallonTonight tonight with @jimmyfallon! Also @TigerWoods and Benny Blanco!
I'm not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I'm pretty sure one guy's job is chewing.
Please stop tagging me with this. It could not have been me - I was over half a kilometer away when this burglary occurred.
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
Literally every comic is paid at Skankfest. Even the unknown local acts. That’s unheard of for any other comedy festival in the world. It’s up to them if they would like to perform for the rate offered. Anyone complaining about their pay doesn’t know how to handle their business.…
@luisjgomez I’ve heard several comedians say you don’t pay them hardly anything for performing, but tix are $500+.
Oh look at this crew of “jokers!” Telling all the jokes they don’t trust ME with!!!eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
Good news about online media?? NOW who’s trafficking in misinformation??
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
American colleges and universities are nothing but businesses led by the same greedy growth model and community disrupting policies as Fortune 500 companies. Administrators are doing whatever board members say to protect investments including harming students and faculty.
I have 'wait for standing ovation' in NY teleprompter!
Biden reads ‘pause’ instruction off teleprompter in speech to union members trib.al/HEKJW5x
Wife just asked if she could read me a poem while I was watching the game like she’s the villain in a beer commercial
Did Lee Harvey Oswald write this?
Dallas named the third 'most-walkable' city in the nation bit.ly/44awM7p
One of my favorite activities is giving someone a big hug hello and saying I missed them while not being fully sure who the hell the are
Do a shot every time I use the word “interesting.” 🫣
Yes, Carrie Coon is thrilled to be working with Mike White on season three of 'The White Lotus.' "Mike is really brilliant at casting," says Coon. "He’s very good at taking care of everybody because he’s an actor himself." vntyfr.com/XYl2LKb
I wish more comedians were like norm macdonald! silently dying from cancer
the "stand-up comedians over 35 who don't wanna keep posting clips" lobby is far more powerful than you could have ever imagined
Biden has signed the bill requiring TikTok to be sold or banned in the U.S.
Delta Burke gave me her first interview in decade & it was so vulnerable and wildly profound. Then every headline about it missed the point. I hope true Delta Burke fans will listen to her actual interview it’s INCREDIBLE and the meth thing has so much nuance my god
Controversial take: kids are people and like all people, they’re annoying sometimes. But their defining characteristic is their vulnerability so if you hate kids: fuck off, you’re a villain.
imagine if taylor swift dated george costanza album would be fucking groundbreaking it would shift the paradigm