Joe Strazzullo @JoeStrazzles
TV Writer: The Late Late Show, Inside Amy Schumer, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Oscars, Emmys - but you should see the stuff I DIDN’T write! strazzles.com Los Angeles Joined June 2009-
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Another family vacation ruined by a hotel bathroom magnifying mirror.
Only 369 Killers of the Flower Moons until Christmas.
Okay I was one of the 90 people who voted no on the WGA contract but I thought Ratify meant adding rats to something.
You think sexuality is confusing now? When I was a kid the whole country was obsessed with seeing this guy’s bare ass.
First thing I do when I get a job is ask for a ton of business cards so they know A) I plan to be there for a long time B) I am old
My dream job coming up with ideas to show on The Sphere is over because I kept pitching square shit.
I guess we instilled a love of travel in our 8 year old because he keeps sending me highlighted locations in Google maps.
Okay solidarity over release the stats on who did the least picketing.
It’s too cold for most politicians to wear shorts in the Senate. Mitch McConnell’s been freezing in a full suit.
The sins of Drew Barrymore only make me respect Drew Carey more.
Had no idea all those celebs were at Beyoncé last night. My seats were so fucking far I didn’t even know Beyoncé was there.
The New York Times casually mentioning the writer of today’s Bob Barker obituary has been dead longer than Bob Barker.
2023 Atom Bomb vs 2022 Adam Bomb
“I thought I’d be in better shape from picketing” I think to myself at my daily Happy Hour.
I tried this to score points with my family but they eventually found out about the strike.
I don’t want my funeral to be a burden I simply ask that my next of kin deliver a reading of my entire text message history.
When my kid says “I don’t mean to be rude but” I know I’m about to hear the most awful shit ever.
What the fuck is Habit Burger putting in their Crispy Chicken sandwiches?
Never seen a 24 pack before this week Soleil clearly stands in solidarity with writers.
I'm incredibly proud of how transparent our union is. In the @WGAWest's strike announcement, we included a list of our proposals, and the AMPTP's responses. Read it for yourself: it explains in black and white we're forced to go on strike.
Bess Kalb @bessbell
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welp, i raised stop on my $wif longs the last few days because i didn't want to round trip an insane trade and they just hit. im now a no hatter, feel free to HFSP me if it makes new ath's
I am humble when it comes to myself but the opposite of that when in comes to my wife. Everyone who ever doubted Katy, and there have been many, can fucking suck it. My girl can ACT. She’s not just a side character or a prop, she’s the main event. Let her muscley glory shine!
Thanks for the kind words, Dylan 🥰
What a treat to read TANDEM, a sci-fi feature by @leah_from - a gripping journey through a not-so-distant future, a skillfully constructed world, and a gut wrenching battle with morality/false realities. A hell of a script from a hell of a writer!
Elaine Chao, prep that p*ssy girl, your man’s coming home.
I just read that OJ has been diagnosed with not enough cancer
accidentally put my phone in airplane mode and my front door blew off
Oh how I miss the old days of Christmas twitter. There was one classic after another.
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide is what I imagine heroin feels like.
@missmayn 8-Bit Christmas is SO good and our new holiday tradition the last few years
Look, we love our late night Jimmys
AI-Generated Jimmy Stewart Narrates Bedtime Story for Calm App (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2023/digital/n…
The Tenderloin has been “that part” of San Francisco since I was a child and it’s been awhile since I was a child.
Just arrived to San Francisco and walking through the Tenderloin to my AirBnB. This is one of the most depressing places I've seen. So many drugged out people standing up while fully bent over with their head to the ground, taking what appears to be fentanyl. Tents everywhere,…
Spent all day buying all the sage from every Ralph's within 100 miles. You go through ME now. Capisce??
just realized last week I turned 14 years clean & sober and COMPLETELY forgot about it!!! like…. I used to spend ALL DAY obsessing about drinking, and now I think about it SO LITTLE that I totally missed an opportunity to make a day about ME…………incredible
This sacrifice means even more when you realise he’s holding onto the Morbius timeline
Now that the strike is over I can finally announce that my career has been dead for 3 years.
Now that the strike’s over I can FINALLY say that I provided the voice of Grumpy in the #Disney100 animated short! Truly a great honor!
training for thanksgiving by progressively eating a little more each day during the month of november
@ashleyn1cole You’re talking about my wife @RealKathleenW and she’s on the couch next to me right now and it’s ON! (She has no idea what I’m saying)
A few weeks ago a survey reported that only 1.6% of showrunners were Latino. Well, make that 1.7%. 😎 deadline.com/2023/10/adult-…
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