mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

writer / producer instagram.com/shutupmikeginn Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2011

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

2 months ago

The problem? Thrift stores find the prices of all their merchandise online, making it less likely an amazing deal slips through the cracks. The plan? A chain of thrift stores staffed entirely by convicted pedophiles who have been legally banned from using the internet

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

2 months ago

pitching a Coen brothers knock off movie to The Asylum:

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

4 months ago

i'm in line for a churro

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4 months ago

i'm in line for a churro

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

5 months ago

at the grocery store I let a guy cut in line because he had one item, he then answered a work call and went full 1980s wallstreet nasty guy. He was loudly like, "I'm going to fuck them in the ass," and "they want to fuck me in the ass, but it's not gonna happen"

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

6 months ago

my tax strategy is to go to a website i've never heard of before, enter all my most sensitive information, then hit the 'continue' button until i either get $1300 or go to jail

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

7 months ago

It sucks that you have to “get ready for bed” right before going to bed. I wish I could brush my teeth and wash my face at like 6pm and then just snack and watch movies til I fuckin drop

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

7 months ago

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

8 months ago

you should be able to kill yourself but just for like a year or so

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

8 months ago

You should be able to ask for other jurors to be dismissed from the juror pool. I pulled jury duty today and a guy next to me was watching The Dark Knight on his phone at 8am

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

8 months ago

I used to have a coworker with three DUIs. Once we got beers after the warehouse closed and after a few he was like, “man, you know what you should do? Let me drive your car.”

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

9 months ago

its wild how much local LA news is fixated on the threat of looting even though it was like single digit arrests. if you're looking for a juicy story about loss of personal property, might i suggest the devastating inferno

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

9 months ago

Now that’s a slogan

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

9 months ago

i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

10 months ago

if you told me the story of Jesus for the first time, when you got to the crucifixion i would be certain that he was going to use his powers as a carpenter to get out of it. that’s why it must have been included

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

10 months ago

My really creepy/annoying neighbor asked me to borrow $20 for an emergency last week and now he’s been ducking me and it’s so awesome. Would have payed way more to get this guy to leave me alone

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

10 months ago

I hate when a character in a movie chastises someone by saying “but this isn’t the movies, it’s real life.” you are so fucking wrong you dumbass

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

10 months ago

guy cleaning a diner bathroom let me walk in but said “no poo poo” and I very seriously nodded and assured him “no poo poo”

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

10 months ago

good prop magazine in The Wire

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

11 months ago

“don’t get high off your own supply” that is definitely not the type of drug dealer I would be. if I smoke a little crack, that just means I can stay up all night you guessed it, selling more crack

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

11 months ago

it’s so annoying when Europeans act like Americans are stupid because we don’t know European history. Actually we’re stupid because we don’t know American history