Future Vacation Enjoyer @SortaBad
Mostly inactive (online and sexually) Joined February 2011-
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“have you seen the news, we are in a crisis” yes I know I’m hungry and I’m too tired to order anything
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The key to staying alive is never letting yourself be exactly a certain distance from Minneapolis
it’s okay to think a person is a bad person
a temporary shop that sells viagra? now that’s a pop-up store!!! Folks,
one of my favorite twitter things will be when some woman posts an old photo and a new photo and is like “check out this glow up” and I reply guy will neg them with a “you were way hotter before” and they’re like “I was 14 in the first photo”
hypothetically if someone were to pass away and you shared an accurate quote they made in a purposeful thoughtful capacity, that is by definition respectful. It is a tribute, you are honoring them by sharing their life’s work and message
90% of my mutuals are gone from here and so now my algorithm is just baseball highlights, movie news, and the most thirsty selfies imaginable. It’s good again
Guys I’m sorry I still think today was bad. I guess I’m not a schadenfreude guy when it’s so serious
sunday night football can't be on, surely it is still summer
drinking is bad for me? Sorry that’s some bullshit. My grandfather drank all the time and he lived all the way until 48
[RFK voice] there is a 100% correlation between consuming oxygen and sudden death. Every recorded case of death in world history involved a person who had just consumed oxygen moments before they passed
It pains me to say this but Harry Styles is one bad shaving day away from resembling a young @Kyle_Lippert
It pains me to say this but Harry Styles is one bad shaving day away from resembling a young @Kyle_Lippert
DENTIST: have you been flossing ME [making eye contact with a man who is visibly broken as he hasn’t heard someone tell him the truth in 20 years]: yes
I’ve finally reached the point where I find the people on bluesky to be so insufferable id rather post here with the nazis
balling at this even before couch wine starts this is gonna be a rough night
balling at this even before couch wine starts this is gonna be a rough night
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
103K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
82K Followers 3K Following I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Brian Gaar @briangaar
74K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv Read my stuff at: https://t.co/e9CGIwhVgN
audrey farnsworth @audipenny
39K Followers 781 Following thoughtful insane regular person + writer + “comedian woman” + newsletter @ https://t.co/bZaZufPQ3K thanks SO much
Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
81K Followers 1K Following Founder/CEO of Persona Essential, a social media marketing firm that guarantees organic virality, or you don’t pay. No risk, only rewards.
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
24K Followers 564 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Skoog @Skoog
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donni saphire @donni
56K Followers 1K Following Not here anymore. Come find me on Bluesky or Mastodon. Still do The Love Below at Beermiscuous in Lincoln Park every 3rd Thursday. It’s a comedy show
fredesque @FredTaming
25K Followers 875 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
Brenda @BrendaCTNY
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Marilyn @DonGold87
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Becky @Beckyfrmthebron
4 Followers 286 Following Becky from the Bronx 😘 Sassy, sweet, and a little spoiled. I love to laugh, love harder, and keep life fun.
Linda Lashever @LindaLashever
53 Followers 745 Following Married to a NY'er, same birthdate as Trump, My husband did the Trump dance 30 yrs ago. Loving mother,grandmother, loyal,fun, Laughter is the key to happiness.
Hitz pens @Hitz_gas
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Bintang @tang__kira
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Jim Zakel @zakel_jim80227
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SD @QaramHyAaqa
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Minimal thought @minimalthought1
207 Followers 4K Following The information landscape is a mess, and it's all our fault. Stay curious and be aware of your biases.
L @ellesayshey
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Zhi Kuang @k86867
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Hdhxxhdy @Hggggggs16860
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Oji Bird-George @Antlercats
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JT Shull @JTShullbooks
589 Followers 4K Following :: Author of SECONDS TO LIVE :: Natasha Kildari thriller series :: Director of Operations, Asia :: Ultramarathon runner
Jorts @jorts6547
99 Followers 8K Following
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
103K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
82K Followers 3K Following I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Brian Gaar @briangaar
74K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv Read my stuff at: https://t.co/e9CGIwhVgN
audrey farnsworth @audipenny
39K Followers 781 Following thoughtful insane regular person + writer + “comedian woman” + newsletter @ https://t.co/bZaZufPQ3K thanks SO much
Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91
22K Followers 304 Following Writer, animal foster person, 69 inches tall. If you let me write for your thing, I'll kiss you right on the head. Venmo/yael91, IG/the.yael
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
81K Followers 1K Following Founder/CEO of Persona Essential, a social media marketing firm that guarantees organic virality, or you don’t pay. No risk, only rewards.
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
24K Followers 564 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Skoog @Skoog
60K Followers 2K Following copywriter | reasonable enough guy | hoosier but live in nyc
donni saphire @donni
56K Followers 1K Following Not here anymore. Come find me on Bluesky or Mastodon. Still do The Love Below at Beermiscuous in Lincoln Park every 3rd Thursday. It’s a comedy show
fredesque @FredTaming
25K Followers 875 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
Saturday Night Networ... @thesnlnetwork
24K Followers 695 Following Podcasts & media coverage of Saturday Night Live 🎙️
gator 🐊 @sweetestgator
6K Followers 534 Following sweetest girl you’ll ever meet // 🌶️ 21+ //🔗s below
zan’s mom 🦢 @bimbocowgirl
22K Followers 569 Following law school and running and jam bands and really annoying
Ryan Mouque @ryanmouquegolf
79K Followers 293 Following I help golfers shoot lower scores & improve their golf swing by helping you understand your issues & provide proper practice techniques to improve 👊🏼
galaxyofmoses @galaxyofmoses
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Northeast Regional Na... @NRNancy_
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Jon Ralston @RalstonReports
207K Followers 2K Following CEO, The Nevada Independent. Your State. Your News. Your Voice. [email protected] #WeMatter
Nate Cohn @Nate_Cohn
447K Followers 1K Following chief political analyst, @nytimes. writing about elections, public opinion and demographics for @UpshotNYT. polling and needling. PNW expat.
Dave Wasserman @Redistrict
606K Followers 1K Following Senior Editor & Elections Analyst of the nonpartisan @CookPolitical Report w/ @AmyEWalter. Nerd for 🗺️ maps, ⛷️ ski slopes & 🎻 trad tunes. Has seen enough.
Kevin Weil 🇺🇸 @kevinweil
111K Followers 3K Following CPO @OpenAI, BoD @Cisco @nature_org, LTC @USArmyReserve Prev: President @Planet, Head of Product @Instagram @Twitter ❤️ @elizabeth ultramarathons kids cats math
Mrs. Internet @MorganInternet
67 Followers 115 Following ▪️married to the internet (trying to talk it into attending couples counseling)
mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby
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echo @echodotxyz
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nattie winters @UtilityLimb
21K Followers 245 Following this website sucks. go to https://t.co/ncufObzE9z NEW GAME COMING FROM HOTBRAIN go to https://t.co/mqGuYsh6Fi @hotbrainland “she/they” av by @sehnsud
♡spookyykatyy♡ @katylee_blondie
2K Followers 1K Following if i'm gonna be forcibly restricted to 160 characters, i'm gonna have to decline to put up a bio. that's just too daunting of a limit- sorry... ૐ🌱🌊💜🏳️🌈
Syndicate @syndicateio
68K Followers 0 Following Network of Appchains with Smart Sequencers—giving communities full control over the network, sequencer, and economy. A community-owned internet starts here.
Katie @KayTeeeOh
9K Followers 3K Following A pathological people pleaser slash argumentative hypothetical dream girl | she/her/hers | kayteee0h on the gram
bri love🇵🇸 @mclovenxoxo
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Mark Cuban @mcuban
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someone’s mom @bustelo4babies
12K Followers 2K Following selling my evil vagina online ig:@bustelo4babies
Event Horizon @_space_bar_
16 Followers 39 Following Connector. Selector. Curator. Crusader. - My old account @DJsolarlab was deleted after 14 years :( Om is where the art is.
꧁rissa꧂ (uke 23/1... @whimsypill
229 Followers 137 Following stormcloud full of static ☸️ @rissaoffline 🐦🔥
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
2.5M Followers 2K Following Stocks/Options/Crypto/Market News/Tools. Not advice @Polymarket partner Open a tastytrade account: https://t.co/wGf2ZdlpzY Discord: https://t.co/0xJ9e0Zr98 More: https://t.co/nsxZlPUsA4
Sabrina Brier @sabrinabrier
143K Followers 317 Following I’m Sabrina and you’re watching Disney channel 💫
cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic
1.4M Followers 203 Following motion picture person. cinema, music, tv and beyond. For Ads, Promotion / Partnership- DM or Email: [email protected]
Brent @brentbizz
239 Followers 530 Following orange coin evangelist | views + southern drawl are mine
No Man Walks Alone @NoManWalksAlone
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limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her NY based comedian & little idiot @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Roxy @RoxyTall
61K Followers 2K Following Trying to relearn how to play the harp, one pluck at a time. Alt for mutuals only @smol_roxy - rest assured all I do on there is complain.
phage @clubmoss_
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Praise The Camera @praisethecamera
576K Followers 110 Following Legendary camerawork caught in the wild 📸 The people behind the lens deserve their flowers 🌸
derek guy @dieworkwear
1.4M Followers 956 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. PorterTrends for United States
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