David Hughes @david8hughes
Writer. I wrote this bio. Mock the Week | Trailer Park Boys | The Project youtube.com/user/TheDavid8… Perth, Western Australia Joined December 2011-
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Good cop: we found the body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it
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Fucken hate it when Sonic drops the coins, those are valuable you little shit just slow down
The thing about Will Smith is that even though he’s an action star, sometimes he acts like a fucken idiot.
Interviewer: why do you want to work here? Me: I really admire your company’s commitment to paying people
Best part of 28 Years Later is when Ralph Fiennes tells Spike to put his mum’s skull away.
We’re ‘my wife just asked me to stop buying the spicy toothpaste’ white
If you drink a Coke and it’s got a guys name on it does that make you gay
Just flew in from Perth and oh boy are my arms tired (I had to push the plane along the tarmac to the gate)
What’s something that’s legal but feels like shouldn’t be? I’ll go first - theft
So he didn’t walk on water?
So he didn’t walk on water?
Guy with clipboard: do you like pandas? Me: yeah dude I love pandas Also me, after he tells me he wants $10 a month for pandas: absolutely fuck pandas
Imagine having a problem with me when I’m over here minding my own damn business, just starting a series of career ending rumours about you cos lol
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