micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

i dont mind some of the new disney films, i just dont like that little fish cunt with the twaty fin. whole movie shoulda just been called “dickhead didnt do as he was told”

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

mr peanut was a muggy little cunt anyway

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

been away from the computer for a few days because i needed a new desk. current one hurts my boner if i sit too close and when im watching wrestling i sits fucken close

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

i see the ufc is fighting today, good luck and may the lord be with you as you break another persons bones and spirit

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

if it were up to me war would only exist in movies based off of real life

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

i should say - it aint easy drawing your nans snatch from memory cos i cant remember how much her bean hangs down

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

drawing your nans box from memory

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

i once did a cum so big i had to get on a different bus

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

saw a man get hit by a car this morning. terrible stuff, his shoes came off. he got hit so hard his shoes came off and his wallet landed in my pocket fucken mug

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

if you can just leave the royal family then surely i can just leave my dick out when im shopping in waitrose

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

fellas do not eat the pussy, she shits out of that

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

im rich but i aint leon musk rich. if i had that sorta cash i wouldnt even bother with cans of coke, just get the big bottles. have a sip, if it goes flat just fuck it off and get another

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micheal caines @mikealfredcain1

6 years ago

back in the 80s i got so many women pregnant just by dancing near em. honestly the fuckin wide ons the ladies used to get when they sees me givin it the moves youd think there was a burst water main on the dance floor