zan’s mom @bimbocowgirl
law girlie nyc • 26 Joined December 2019-
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zan’s mom retweeted
Men don’t drunk text like they used to. Where are all my drunk texts?!
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i swear i have the only bengal cat terrified of the outdoors what a fuckin loser
about to make my first every tiktok shop purchase for my future boyfriend
zan’s mom retweeted
that bartender is your soulmate btw
i missed a killer PSN show last night i have never wanted to be in missouri more
my plans for the night were derailed and now it’s: - drink a dozen gin and tonic - talk to ZERO men
i completely forgot that i won a radio contest for two free trips and now i have to go on them by august lmao does anyone want to go to vegas with me next month 💯
zan’s mom retweeted
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remembering when he hurt me so bad I got weirdly into jumping rope in public spaces
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We’re drunk swiping up on stories
Men don’t drunk text like they used to. Where are all my drunk texts?!
Stopped by the new speakeasy in the trendy neighborhood of Times Sq. and had their signature drink, a Bacardi-Buckét. 10/10 would recommend for a romantic date night in the city.
Men don’t drunk text like they used to. Where are all my drunk texts?!
if you like as many as 1 of my tweets I will assume you’re in love with me
you call it stalking i call it making sure nothing bad happens to u
SHE DOES NOT MEAN YOU
i actually recommend dating men from twitter because they know how unhinged and annoying i am and still want to kiss me
Protect this man at all costs. A national treasure.
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