wort @laurenthew0rm
Joined June 2014-
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i found out banana boy cannot handle good liquor like i can. i still love him so much though & will be caring for him during these trying times (he has his head out my window throwing up)
self care saturday but it’s just me cleaning my house for once in my goddamn life
if the check engine light on ur car turns on & then turns back off for no reason, ur legally allowed to list mechanic and/or wizard on ur resume
evidently i do not care what the people think
just finished another book
just finished another book https://t.co/9ZwUWFlyjf
who up who yearning on a wednesday night
i feel like some of u think this is a trap. this is DEFINITELY not a trap, i promise
if you’re any of the following, drop a comment so i can say hi :) - pro-lifer - elon fan - incel - cyber truck owner - worm hater
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just sent four different ig dms to four different friends with posts tailored to their unique likes and interests. if anyone was wondering how seriously i take this friendship shit
oh to receive a handwritten love letter made from a recycled trader joe's grocery bag
Greta van fleet sounds pretty good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear crying about Led Zeppelin
10 miles to start the day ✅
Feels like it would have been the perfect Friday night to go to Blockbuster
This is Gilbert. He's been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
Just overheard my 22 year old neighbors saying “girls coming at 11 then we’ll go to the bars at midnight” and all of a sudden I finally feel like I’m 31. That sounds exhausting waiting that late to leave the house.
biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students