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I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
Has anyone else in Portland seen that cybertruck wrapped in photos of deli meat or am I hallucinating
Really craving a BK Broiler tonight
A quick glance at this guy’s website will tell you all you need to know about how much hiring this guy is ever really doing
A quick glance at this guy’s website will tell you all you need to know about how much hiring this guy is ever really doing
My niece (a budding Georgia O’Keefe) drew me a “circle rainbow” yesterday ☺️
vanderpump rules
Baseball is the greatest sport of all time
Portlandia gently scooping up Dame to bring him home
Portlandia gently scooping up Dame to bring him home https://t.co/QM2HKFh0GE
It’s sad that there is a perfect form of protest that addresses everything the right way and solves the problems being protested and is serious without being threatening and peaceful without being frivolous, but no one is allowed to know what it is :(
It’s sad that there is a perfect form of protest that addresses everything the right way and solves the problems being protested and is serious without being threatening and peaceful without being frivolous, but no one is allowed to know what it is :(
gonna feel insane about this for 7, maybe 10 minutes
This drawing of Bart is insane
The freaks attacking that woman for being body slammed from a place of White Privilege are of course right that there’s nothing you can say to stop a cop from attacking you: “I’m a professor,” “I’m 12,” “I'm your wife,” “this is my house an you broke in,” “woof woof woof,” etc.
Sydney Sweeney
Listen, I grew up in a rural area & sometimes people put their animals down themselves, but that’s like….if the animal is in excruciating pain and there’s no easy or quick way to get them to the vet. It’s not normal to just shoot a dog in the head lol
Listen, I grew up in a rural area & sometimes people put their animals down themselves, but that’s like….if the animal is in excruciating pain and there’s no easy or quick way to get them to the vet. It’s not normal to just shoot a dog in the head lol
rachel @rachelmillman
52K Followers 4K Following audience development, co-host @wrestlesplania, producer @lineinthestreet. [email protected] https://t.co/6HQ07C3SUW
Carl Beijer @CarlBeijer
62K Followers 1K Following Writer at https://t.co/QnQBXqHZkn. Work also at @PplPolicyProj, @jacobinmag, etc. Opinions my own.
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
isi baehr-breen @isaiah_bb
31K Followers 3K Following then: comms boy @IlhanMN, @keithellison, @JCA_MN / now: Ru’s dad / vikings / cal bears / part of the rebel alliance & a traitor / Palestine will be free
Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
15K Followers 503 Following Dave. Giving this site another 10 year trial run.
Sen. Lemon Gogurt uga.. @Ugarles
28K Followers 1K Following Lawguy @HostilePodcast (also for City Saint&Country Saint, a football podcast) past: @ALABSeries Mic Dicta Writing/Pods UgArchive: https://t.co/0LotvmJ0jJ he/him
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court
Gore Vidal Sassoon @JimmyJazz1968
14K Followers 908 Following https://t.co/bJqPKiEL3i is where I'm mostly at now
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
19K Followers 4K Following #1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill 🇮🇷 venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
Christin @hexprax
18K Followers 857 Following Reflecting on the past 10 years since enduring a harrowing journey within a shipping container. 💔📦
illy bocean @IllyBocean
20K Followers 1K Following i play “Andrew” on season 6 of @boontavista. birdposting. foodposting. leave a message after the beep: 1800-317-515
bebe glazer @owlhix
4K Followers 896 Following can’t go left with my dribble, can’t do anything right @flagrantmag
Legendary demi-hottie.. @karengeier
28K Followers 3K Following Writer & Content Strategist. Bylines @Guardian @Vice @TheCut @Medium @readpassage @OnBeliefPod host https://t.co/j49Qan0dbb https://t.co/lnaL1lAFIa
mactothefuture @mactothefuture
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Girlboss @loversquarry
90 Followers 329 Following all my girls can fly, we're like angels in the night
KidCitrus @KidCitrus
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McLisee @lisee_mc71683
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cnoyes98 @cenparis99
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thundergunxpress @TGX9999
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Benjamin @Benjamin16969
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Vivian @p49dr2gEXEmI5
44 Followers 1K Following 風雨を経験しなければ、虹を見ることはできない。磨かれなければ、ダイヤモンドになることはできない。堅持して、奮闘して、夢はついに実現します！頑張って！
J. Maurice @Cagedbeing1
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_H_ygge @YggeH31716
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Eudora @onogimitsu87436
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gladys @1robinsongladys
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tabitha @tabjuh
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no @riiiiiiiiice
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Savanna Jane Eyre @SavanimalJane
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Fun police. @Captian_Kil
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Ian W. @uid0
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Moth 'Tim' Arrick �.. @ArrickSports
2K Followers 3K Following Photog HS sports in MI. Livingston Daily, Oakland Press, and a few others. Engineer by day. Opinions my own, who else would want them. https://t.co/JWETA60pyi
helping (in my own wa.. @Walter_Mondale
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marmaduke @marmad00k
61 Followers 189 Following Just a space dog. Heading to the stars, through space dog difficulties.
Patrick Omameh Jr. @patrickomameh
3K Followers 2K Following 🇳🇬 #blessed #GoBlue @sportsamdg , •❤️briana
apprentice cult leade.. @crabmonster
407 Followers 3K Following getting better at hanging out every day
Umwhat @UmWhatDidyou
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. @32_x_41
302 Followers 603 Following he/him, 23, gamer, SCS truck simulator enjoyer since 2013, Simmer since 2007. Lists = block.
trans the rapper 🔻 @SenateDisliker
196 Followers 510 Following Winner of the 2023 Least Fascist White Cuban Award™ free palestine 🇵🇸 24 she/her
The End Is Often Amus.. @radial_crystal
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margo @K1LLERDOG
69 Followers 793 Following It/Its | 22 | Upstate New York | I post my art sometimes
Azalea @azalea63194
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Zachary Grimsley @ZackyG_22
280 Followers 1K Following It's always summer in my heart and in my soul.
Guilherme Caron @GuigoCaron
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Hellish Jay @ThaRealJRob
178 Followers 1K Following Hellish Jay From Ellijay/They must have amnesia/They forgot that I’m him/Garfield enjoyer/My friends call me “Loc Dogg”
mf roum @shaolinalan
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eechentx ✨ (ceiling.. @eechentx
585 Followers 538 Following Bringer of wonton destruction and comedy. Picky eater. Sentient poop factory. Veggie fan. Cat magician. Apple-happy. Indie film enthusiast. Nontheist.
rachel @rachelmillman
52K Followers 4K Following audience development, co-host @wrestlesplania, producer @lineinthestreet. [email protected] https://t.co/6HQ07C3SUW
Carl Beijer @CarlBeijer
62K Followers 1K Following Writer at https://t.co/QnQBXqHZkn. Work also at @PplPolicyProj, @jacobinmag, etc. Opinions my own.
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
isi baehr-breen @isaiah_bb
31K Followers 3K Following then: comms boy @IlhanMN, @keithellison, @JCA_MN / now: Ru’s dad / vikings / cal bears / part of the rebel alliance & a traitor / Palestine will be free
Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
15K Followers 503 Following Dave. Giving this site another 10 year trial run.
Sen. Lemon Gogurt uga.. @Ugarles
28K Followers 1K Following Lawguy @HostilePodcast (also for City Saint&Country Saint, a football podcast) past: @ALABSeries Mic Dicta Writing/Pods UgArchive: https://t.co/0LotvmJ0jJ he/him
Dan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court
Gore Vidal Sassoon @JimmyJazz1968
14K Followers 908 Following https://t.co/bJqPKiEL3i is where I'm mostly at now
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
19K Followers 4K Following #1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill 🇮🇷 venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
Christin @hexprax
18K Followers 857 Following Reflecting on the past 10 years since enduring a harrowing journey within a shipping container. 💔📦
illy bocean @IllyBocean
20K Followers 1K Following i play “Andrew” on season 6 of @boontavista. birdposting. foodposting. leave a message after the beep: 1800-317-515
bebe glazer @owlhix
4K Followers 896 Following can’t go left with my dribble, can’t do anything right @flagrantmag
Tiberius @ecomarxi
134K Followers 38K Following We demand dignity, liberation and self-determination for all people 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 (backup: @RevoBookClub) Pro-Human Rights 👇 *All views my own*
AlwaysBePrimarying�.. @ideologicalized
2K Followers 4K Following He/Him, Cool Dad, Attorney, DSA, Critical Legal Theory, Science Fiction
Kate Willett @katewillett
57K Followers 4K Following Comedian, Author, Podcaster (NETFLIX, Colbert) - "a perfect blend of smart and filthy" - SF Weekly - Tour Dates on Website! New Special Coming Soon!
J. Maurice @Cagedbeing1
860 Followers 2K Following Ex prisoner. Ex journo. Ex Vassar. Go to therapy & drink kombucha & eat fried chicken.
hasanabi @hasanthehun
1.4M Followers 2K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - for thirst traps and anarchy my ig is hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]
Kate Ross @kate_ross_
5K Followers 2K Following Send tips, inquiries and hate mail to [email protected]
Prem Thakker @prem_thakker
29K Followers 2K Following reporter @theintercept | send your tips and tidings to [email protected] | signal: premthakker.35
ACABylon Bee @ACABylonBee
31K Followers 500 Following
Layla 🪬 @itslaylas
29K Followers 2K Following power to the people! | palestinian-american, grad student @columbiassw, organizing @p4p_cssw, alum @ncstate psych | likes & RT’s aren’t endorsements | she/her |
Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster
80K Followers 3K Following Historian of Palestine | Ph.D @Princeton | Palestine Newsletter ↓
Yonah Lieberman 🔥 @YonahLieberman
24K Followers 985 Following Communications strategist and movement builder on the Jewish left. Co-founder @IfNotNowOrg. Trainer @Momentum_mvmts. @UMich alum. NYC & @LFC. Tweets my own.
sippin on that 🇵�.. @vivafalastin
53K Followers 451 Following i’m palestinian stop saying stupid things to me
Seth J. Prins @s_j_prins
7K Followers 3K Following Asst Prof Epidemiology & Sociomedical Sciences @ColumbiaMSPH. Member: @cpluscp, @ColumbiaCPRC. Mass incarceration/capitalism/public health. Opinions my own.
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
maryam مريم🇵�.. @bluepashminas
12K Followers 169 Following ☭ free kashmir, victory to the intifada🔻@columbiasjp land & women are not for conquest.
World Bollard Associa.. @WorldBollard
209K Followers 22 Following The official Twitter account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://t.co/lGlBqCjY49
Barnaby Raine @BarnabyRaine
64K Followers 343 Following History PhD @Columbia, asking why it became so hard to imagine the end of capitalism. Faculty @BklynInstitute, editor @Salvagedotzone. Waiting for Moshiach.
Bye Wig Hello Drama @nosmokenomore
14K Followers 922 Following This is a Bravo account for opinionated but polite discussions. Follow for updates, news, throwback clips and more!
✨ Fanática 🧞.. @crankyboricua
1K Followers 1K Following Here for the pop culture gossip and jokes. 🩵🇵🇷🌺☀️🌴🌊🫧
Lindsey Hill @lindseyhillll
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Tariq Ra’ouf @tariq_raouf
7K Followers 2K Following they/them | freelancer | bylines: @IGN, @Mashable, @nerdist, @TheAVClub & more | @AMEJA & @DorianAwards member 🇵🇸
Matt Kovac @MatthewKovac
1K Followers 3K Following History PhD candidate @UCBerkeley. Europe, decolonization, and transnational solidarities in the Global 1960s-70s. Previously @LCCRBayArea.
A. H. @a_h_reaume
28K Followers 20K Following Disabled writer & feminist. Pub. in Disability Visibility (Vintage). Passionate about social justice, experimental lit & vintage. she/her
🇵🇸🔻#AqsaFloo.. @Marxozoic
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Future Adam Curtis B-.. @adamcurtisbroll
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Momentum Mag @MomentumMag
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John Herrman @jwherrman
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autumn 🌙✨ @lanadelreyjrjr
516 Followers 776 Following kitchen witch | #sadgirlsclub | tweeting + deleting = therapy | angel/troublemaker/princess/goddess | pro shiny hunter |
Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 .. @elonconomy
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karl (sad trombone no.. @brainnotonyet
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eve peyser @evepeyser
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Guillaume Huin @HuinGuillaume
20K Followers 5K Following Senior Marketing Director @McDonalds 🇺🇸 Ex-Head of Social
KC Davis @KCDavisSays
9K Followers 34 Following Author of How to Keep House While Drowning, host of the Struggle Care Podcast, domesticblisters on tiktok. Get the book at https://t.co/cCOOijiJwi
Da'Vine Joy Randolph @DaVineJoy
8K Followers 186 Following East Coast raised me, West Coast pays me.
Mike "Mayor" Davie @linusalf
3K Followers 4K Following Mike Davie. My friends call me Mayor of Oakland. Cal Football, Phillies and Eagles. Other Oakland and Philly sports as needed. A's are dead to me.
U.S. Press Freedom Tr.. @uspresstracker
32K Followers 119 Following Tracking and cataloging press freedom violations in the United States. A project of @FreedomofPress and @pressfreedom. DM or email [email protected]
Leah 🍉 @leahbannon
5K Followers 2K Following socialist organizer, plant daddy, & fan of pitbulls and class struggle 🍞🌹🌈
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
60K Followers 393 Following History, PR stunts, and more from the Getty Images treasure trove. Kudos to everyone featured, esp. photographers ✉️🥂📷 Captions taken from Getty. Blame them.
Marshall Steinbaum �.. @Econ_Marshall
40K Followers 2K Following Assistant Professor of Economics, University of Utah. @jainfamilyinst Senior Fellow, Higher Education Finance. Emblem of Debased Humankind. RIP Aaron Bushnell.
Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe
6K Followers 1K Following Investigative journalist and documentary photographer based in LA covering protests, policing, surveillance, and prisons | | Member of @iwwfju/@nppa
Gay kid heavily involved with student clubs/student government posing for yearbook pic at a school dance with popular kid who’s ironically nice to him
@rebarmcentire Mfer done gave himself IBS I nnadequate B itches S phincter
They’re doing this shit in the UK too eh
@AvivaKlompas You're acting like they're million dollar items. They're ten bucks
@AvivaKlompas They have also donned nifty foot protectors. Who paid for the "shoes"?
Not “FACULTY” being a packing taped on print out… these people are grasping at anything to waste everybody’s time it’s kind of insane. Pure desperation. Walls closing in???
Columbia have donned nifty neon construction vests that say “faculty” Who paid for the vests?
was he a single dad before he met her? 🫣😅🤣 #PumpRules
@TasteOf_Reality is reporting that Rachel Leviss is dating, single dad, Matthew Dunn. #PumpRules
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I hope we will avoid meeting back here in the replies in like six weeks
The possibility that the raw milk influencers give us a huge H5N1 bird flu outbreak is... not zero
(every time i had to go to summer camp as a child) okay .. where’s the gay guy.. i need to find the gay guy and spend the next 200 hours with him
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
@juliettekayyem @ADL @JGreenblattADL the adl has always been terrible x.com/heerjeet/statu…
It's worth remembering that that when South Africa was a white supremacist regime the ADL hired a spy to gather information on Black anti-Apartheid activists & Arab Americans. That spy shared that information with the South African government & the FBI
I’m crying… so haunting!
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