EJ @panamamanaplan
A close genetic relative to modern humans. Louisville, KY Joined November 2013-
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me: how about this one? neutral players. they can score for either team and you have to win them over. lebron james: (early stages of stockholm syndrome) that's good, that's a good one. i actually suggested that one time
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway
people used to say "god works in mysterious ways," but that's because they had only heard about god from books and their behavioral models were incomplete. we are now capable of fully simulating god with modern CASIO computers, developed for use in anti-god tactical planning
Just finished this. An interesting book on the violent part of the Cold War. It looks at a pattern of anticommunist killings throughout the third world
Bombing an embassy is kind of a play stupid games win stupid prizes situation.
Hong Kong movies will test you with an hour of intensely lame comedy so you can get to the last thirty minutes where the guy who got into all those hijinks with the boss's secretary suddenly proves capable of murdering a hundred men in the greatest action sequence ever
whoops sorry designer friends we had a good run but there is no way we’re going to top this might as well pack it in
The Great American Pastime:
this is technically bob dylan merch, if you think about it
I like how one of the most beautiful songs ever written is right next to “The HIV Song”
A pigeon pooped directly in the eye of the guy watching the eclipse next to me
This whole eclipse glasses situation once again marginalizes the “doesn’t plan ahead” community, incidentally the only people who actually appreciate beauty.
yum! #hotdog
Going to UFL (née XFL games) in St. Louis rules because people are wearing Kurt Warner jerseys and Nelly is on the stadium soundtrack. Here it’s still 1999. They should show the Budweiser WASSUP commercial on the Jumbotron.
*teenage girls whispering amongst each other* i heard shes dating sebulba
yeah go ahead and take a nap in my fucking salad i don’t even care anymore
Molly @niinomiwak93991
10 Followers 276 Following
Cashlin @CashlinRap
29K Followers 32K Following Lo Fi Psych Rap, Next level brain melt sounds. https://t.co/0CggrF8sOc
Shirley @williams95shirl
204 Followers 3K Following
cool kettlehelm dwarf.. @browndwarfdog
58 Followers 410 Following having-a-moment posting while being hopeful for the future. not posting pics of my dog (not promising i won't post pic of my dog)
Zoe McGill @luckygirl_zoe
275 Followers 595 Following “However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at.” — Stephen Hawking, Theoretical Physicist
a hungry mouth @AHUNGRYMOUTH
635 Followers 244 Following piping up with my little phrases and such. i own all these tweets and most of the other ones too // dev will make hair attitude // https://t.co/Mc3aRIyEMA
Yolanda Hayes @HayesYolan27393
63 Followers 3K Following
Shashad @shashad85706
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Lucy Lane @LucyLane584646
101 Followers 3K Following
Anna Jenkins @AnnaJenkin98117
113 Followers 3K Following
Marianne @white_marianne9
867 Followers 3K Following
💀SpookyLittleComic.. @CunniLinguist77
17K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧NoDMs🏳️🌈
Keshawn Ferguson @FergusonKe3000
97 Followers 3K Following
Daniela Thompson @DanielaTho12439
122 Followers 3K Following
Johan David @JohanDa57264969
92 Followers 3K Following
Ian Davila @IanDavila421410
120 Followers 3K Following
Carolyn Boone @carolyn_bo90485
113 Followers 3K Following
Thoususy @thoususy39696
83 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Jayleen Morgan @MorganJayl32431
104 Followers 3K Following
Julie Ramelli @RamelliJul59143
84 Followers 3K Following
smith Juila @smith_juila88
734 Followers 5K Following
Tracy Harley @harley_tra12698
136 Followers 3K Following
Danielle Murphy @Daniell81568044
116 Followers 3K Following
Michelle @popemichelle41
201 Followers 3K Following
🔥Theorist @LitTheorist
2K Followers 4K Following “Lit” as in "lit on fire“ + “Theorist” as in Critical Theory/ ✒️x3 Published #Poet//Literary Theorist (Literature MA Degree)/ #WalterBenjamin Scholar/
Karen @karen_ahmadi_
173 Followers 3K Following
Michelle Clark @clark_mich6689
132 Followers 3K Following
Rashad Hurley @HurleyRash97647
133 Followers 3K Following
Astra Camack @ACamack74324
68 Followers 5K Following
Teresa @chenier_teresa
295 Followers 3K Following
Christine Bragg @BraggChris89033
129 Followers 3K Following
Arianna Mahoney @AriannaMah85062
121 Followers 3K Following
Layte @Layte210881
2 Followers 324 Following Your journey to me is better than all distant tenderness.
edmundhee @edmundhee1
445 Followers 3K Following
Meagan @oxendine_meagan
205 Followers 3K Following
Anna @annahussein64
128 Followers 3K Following
Justice for Glenn Mal.. @Justice4GlennM
278 Followers 1K Following Seeking transparency regarding the circumstances surrounding the sudden & unexpected death of Sydney artist, musician & schoolteacher, Glenn Maltby (1976-2020)
Glenda @wright87glenda
123 Followers 3K Following
Kathryn @kathryn_harian
146 Followers 3K Following
Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Eric John @ehill500
70 Followers 134 Following
The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr
23K Followers 1K Following i am the morning dj at wtyp (@wtyppod) playing all the hits for you, wherever you may be he/him @[email protected] if this accursed site goes offline
rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire
449 Followers 382 Following one a those they/them queers • cops are gross
Dog Belly's Wine @Tetradugenikid
2K Followers 967 Following Pre timed investments for cavern owners and racetrack entrepreneurs The Young Racegoer🦌 Aka Mr. Winnings Slip 🦌 Leo
c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin
18K Followers 2K Following
Allie Alvis (on 💙s.. @book_historia
9K Followers 1K Following Pink-haired book historian, medieval manuscript liker. Curator of Special Collections @winterthurmuse. She/they. Views my own. book-historia on B’sky
Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer
85K Followers 798 Following A T-Grade Internet Celebrity whose main goal is sharing information about paleontology, biology, anthropology, history, and science. I make Youtube videos 🤙
wrestle with jimmy co.. @grace_roso
5K Followers 2K Following pretty good with words, but words won’t save your life | writing: @SwimIntoSound @mgrmagazine @GetAlternative @PasteMagazine @post_trash_ | uncw mfa ‘25
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court
FreeBSD Frau @freebsdfrau
11K Followers 835 Following Parent. FreeBSD src committer. Maker of hand tools for woodworking.
Alexander Luckmann @A_Luckmann
7K Followers 897 Following PhD student, German & US modern architecture @ UCSB | religion, preservation, environment | German-English translator | he/him | views mine
left pain @left_plain
6K Followers 972 Following sugar heart prince, blood bank bureaucrat. marx, mongols, manchus, maoists, manchuria, manga too. 黑蝙蝠教大元帅.
Dingus Ah Um @TOAD__MODE
1K Followers 1K Following da freak from kashyyyk. extremely calm and never horny online. cole slaw respecter. toad mode
TheOmniZaddy 🌹🔰.. @TheOmniZaddy
11K Followers 831 Following Social democrat in the streets, liberal Georgist in the sheets. Mariah Carey stan & Marie Kondo enthusiast. YIMBY/NUMTOT/aspiring DILF. Zillennial (26) | 🏳️🌈
big content guy @bigcontentguy
35K Followers 932 Following just very online. sufferer of browns and razorback induced depression. big island born. guardians guy. yao ming fan account. arkansas bred. king of the e-girls
Mira @mpolkadot_
1K Followers 490 Following In this town, that can all change…like 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. // on bsky @mpolkadot // she/her
lorna shawty @filthybogwench
3K Followers 1K Following mia || putting the L in muscle mommy || voted the internets no.1 deadbeat girlfriend
Brian in Pittsburgh @arekfurt
6K Followers 774 Following Former attorney, current IT & infosec consultant in the 'Burgh. Happy to talk about password spraying one minute and constitutional law the next. Son of #wvu.
emily @cicadaxxseason
5K Followers 914 Following (peach) nehi socialist. insta: cicadaxxseason https://t.co/uGyCeS3Z2X
Andrew Côté @Andercot
64K Followers 1K Following engineering physicist, founder Hyperstition Inc, scout @a16z, runs @TheAISalonSF, deep-tech, physics, energy and sci-fi 🇨🇦
fraser ramon @SteveMerkle9
8K Followers 1K Following
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
Tig Notaro @TigNotaro
195K Followers 6K Following Official Twitter for Tig Notaro. **TWEETS NOT BY TIG** but by Tig's friends, friends of friends, & charities we love. Tour dates on https://t.co/S3AGRPJkuZ
Grant Brisbee @GrantBrisbee
59K Followers 1K Following For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow @mystupidrecords. For my eventual home, go to @grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Janie Danger @Wifesucker
9K Followers 702 Following Hypnagogic Powerviolence. New album East Atlanta Sober, drops June 20th.
I Love To Smile! @coolestdudeyet
4K Followers 441 Following Graduated with a BA in Sarcasm from the college of Aw Hell Naw at the University of That's Just Wrong!
Paul Schofield @pschofie79
14K Followers 7K Following Associate Professor of Philosophy, Bates College. Ethics, Politics, Film. Author of DUTY TO SELF (OUP, 2021). Researching housing justice and homelessness.
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
110K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
. @jaboukie
840K Followers 1K Following
◉⃤Prometheus (sch.. @CaribbeanRythms
37K Followers 685 Following you are not alone in this abyssal darkness. i am here and we shall face the chasm as brothers.
lauren former worm @laurenthew0rm
55K Followers 194 Following
beth @bethbourdon
74K Followers 2K Following if you'd like to help me & @kenklippenstein (rascal) sue the feds for records, go here: https://t.co/W8XoCcJ9Gc
phage @clubmoss_
7K Followers 749 Following
shenetworks @shenetworks
71K Followers 881 Following a menace • hacker • shenetworks @ TikTok & YouTube & Twitch (She/Her) “She’s a fake lying guru”- Crusty Twitter Man
ʙᴜᴊ @hoennbussy
2K Followers 108 Following battery eater armpit person who posts hoenn memes Fire Emblem Awakening’s Witness (i retweet tharja) pfp: @sierra117renner
Tim @Tim_Sign_
41 Followers 53 Following Young Graphic Designer. wannabe a visual artist in NY one day. i’m looking for cool friends here tbh
Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward.
@thereisnojayjay Is this from that movie Challengers?
Sandwiched between two dudes on the stair climber at the gym and one guy has on so much cologne I’m gonna gag and the other is farting nonstop.
people argue that unlimited gravel is obviously preferable to unlimited money, but increasing the energy density of the universe probably produces problems particularly quickly? i'll take my chances with heat death over a big crunch tyvm
I really do love when Trump sits down for a written interview and they have to transcribe exactly how he talks.
after 25 years of not making it past the first 100 pages, i have revisited "American Psycho" and i take no pleasure in reporting that it's fucking hilarious
I think I've finally hit on why Elon irritates me so much: he has the wealth and power of a 19th-century robber baron, but the media-cultural diet and affectation of a 15-year old boy. I expect a certain degree of refinement from my plutocrats, thank you very much.
just saw a dude walk out of the bougie cafe w a parrot on his shoulder and the parrot NODDED at me
"You say to a brick, 'What do you want, brick?' And brick says to you, 'I like an arch.' And you say 'fuck you' and do it in stainless steel instead" - Eero Saarinen
me, looking at myself in the mirror after a shower: not at the top of your game but I think there's some progress. keep at it and you'll see results, just be patient. me, after seeing one (1) candid photo of myself on facebook: I am a grotesque monster unworthy of god's love.
Why haven't you moved to Stinky, Ukraine?
I would spin the price is right wheel as hard as humanly possible. I would try to break it. I'd hope to rip it off its axel and cause it to roll horrifically into the audience to cause an unforgettable accident.
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
just realized diss tracks are a form of turn based combat
CHOMSKY: (weary monotone) There is, for example now, a singer, known as Kid Rock. Tremendously popular. If you take a look at his lyrics they're complete nonsense. And of course he's just one example, there are many others.
I’m so excited for Megalopolis. I have no doubt in my mind that it will be a visionary and ambitious passion project brimming with exciting, cutting edge ideas. Will it be good? Probably not, but who am I to judge
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