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So much traffic and craziness on Sunset tn - you guys either need to get better at driving drunk or start taking the fucking bus
Seeing the one penis in Challengers
Thought it would be fun to drink every time I saw a logo in Challengers and then I had to go to the hospital 😕
to me, EVERY woman writer is a literary it girl :) <3 Because every female is an it. A thing.
Pretending to goyim that I didn’t go on birthright because it’s immoral and not because I don’t like activities
Saw a cybertruck on the freeway in bumper to bumper traffic
I am burning down all the fake eyelash factories. I’ve had enough.
Some people are only right wing because they are stupid but this doesn’t make it a non issue in fact this concern should be at the forefront of politics
Private universities should be free so not just the rich but EVERYONE who’s too dumb to get into a state school can still get a liberal arts education
These schools are so fash because their rich conservative donors kick up a fuss - one of the many reasons all colleges should be socialized and free to the public
One of the primary functions of police is to violently crush progressive social movements. It's one of the reasons expanding the size and power of police is always authoritarian and is never an answer to inequality. *It is a key part of preserving inequality, in all its forms.*
Tennis is sexy and cute outfits I get it but I’m not falling for it I am not going to exercise
Actually boring art is bad and I hate you for making it
Road rage is NOT a normal reaction to traffic. You need ZOLOFT
When my coworkers are like “why didn’t you brush your hair this morning?” it’s like first of all, IF I am to do that, you should expect it to happen on the clock
There shouldn’t be ANY ethnostates because it’s jerky AT BEST
ellory smith @ellorysmith
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Audrey Horne @credenzaclear2
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65K Followers 4K Following staff writer @newyorker | never underestimate the power of I'LL. SHOW. YOU. -- eli roth to harvey levin | my name is pronounced "nomi" just like in showgirls
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70K Followers 1K Following 3x Emmy nominated writer who is always looking for corporate work
Audrey Horne @credenzaclear2
31K Followers 2K Following im an acquired taste.. if you don’t like me, acquire some taste!
amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde
35K Followers 950 Following writer. formerly @comedycentral @clickhole
Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM
31K Followers 812 Following Like all art, there is Great truth to my tweets, but also keep in mind it is ART & a SHOW & not to be mistaken for anything else! @soimwritinganovel on insta
Naomi Fry @frynaomifry
65K Followers 4K Following staff writer @newyorker | never underestimate the power of I'LL. SHOW. YOU. -- eli roth to harvey levin | my name is pronounced "nomi" just like in showgirls
Christin @hexprax
18K Followers 857 Following Reflecting on the past 10 years since enduring a harrowing journey within a shipping container. 💔📦
Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan
8K Followers 3K Following Comedian (Comedy Central, MTV), writer. Most importantly, died on Celebrity Ghost Stories. Also: horror movies.
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37K Followers 1K Following A Timeless Classic - Stylist - NY | | visual storyteller | Instagram : Melreneestyles
Unrig LA @UnrigLA
11K Followers 920 Following Your local watchdog advocating for a better City Hall that represents the many, and not just the moneyed.
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miri @miri_yam_
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Angel Food @angelfoodmag
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993 Followers 412 Following Recipe development, cookbook zines and other projects. I don't have an alt! @ICould_Eat
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32K Followers 32 Following 大貫妙子official Twitterです。リリース、ライブ、その他の情報をつぶやきます。たまに、本人もつぶやきます。Taeko Onuki official Twitter. Occasionally, Taeko Onuki herself will also tweet.
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124K Followers 2K Following tv/print/podcasts on prisons and prosecution. dogmatic on content, agnostic on form. lawyer-ish. former president @theappeal. (email me again, i just forgot)
Grand Cinema @GrandCinema
6K Followers 2K Following Tacoma's only nonprofit art house movie theater, voted best indie theater in Western Washington. Proud host of @TacomaFilmFest.
Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman
65K Followers 694 Following Stand Up, Borat 2 writer, Daily Show alum, Late Show alum, creator of Soft Focus on Adult Swim and Indefensible on AMC Plus. Don’t quote me 🤡
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510 Followers 668 Following Spanish literary translator. Recent & forthcoming: Sara Mesa, Jon Bilbao, Juan Gómez Bárcena, Lara Moreno, Almudena Sánchez & more. Radicada en VLC, Spain.
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21K Followers 3K Following NYC reporter @AP | formerly Gothamist, WNYC | proud @APNewsGuild member | send mail to joffenhartz at ap dot org
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3.4M Followers 876 Following Representing California's 30th Congressional District. Father. Husband. Fighting for our democracy and an economy that works for everyone.
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15K Followers 2K Following TV/Film Writer & Director. What is anyone even talking about? No one reads anymore. Love is the epitome of life.
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Wish having fun and making everything beautiful was a job.... </3
U tell the wrong person in LA that u love going to the beach and they look at you like you’re a donkey in 1st grade
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
This is insane lmao
airdropping this to everyone else in jury duty
to me, EVERY woman writer is a literary it girl :) <3 Because every female is an it. A thing.
My brother said he about to start dating ugly bitches cause they’ll treat him better, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him his bitches been ugly this whole time
The criterion closet is so beautiful. To see filmmakers reclaim as a space of prestige, honor even, the locker that normal kids shoved them into
when grégoire bouillier broke up with sophie calle over email she sent the email to 107 different women asking them what it meant and then made their interpretations into an art piece she took to the venice biennale and that is a level of spite i can only aspire to
my boyfriend is at war (playing disc golf in portland)
In researching the next book a trauma expert told me offhandedly she believed most political issues and controversies came down to an argument over whether kids and young people should suffer the same abuse as the previous generation and boy is that on my mind a lot recently.
Honestly the world is terrible and life is short so you should just probably write whatever fuck kind of book you want to write.
Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think "Wow, how'd they do that effect!" then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff
Lawyer is trash, judge is trash, daddy is trash
Britney Spears settles case with her dad with him not paying her anything and Britney paying his legal fees, TMZ reports: “Britney is furious. Her lawyer assured her she had a solid case, but in the end, she's paying Jamie's legal bills which amount to more than $2 million.”
Your quote tweet where you say “this guy sucks and isn’t funny” is gonna be the one. The other 400 people who did the same thing before you just didn’t have the X factor
i love anne hathaway but i've had intense beef with these movies since i was 10 because i was a huge fan of the books and in the books mia is a very politically invovled socialist who hates the monarchy and spends every book talking about how its a racist patriarchal institution
Anne Hathaway confirms ‘THE PRINCESS DIARIES 3’ is happening. “We’re in a good place. That’s all I can say. There’s nothing to announce yet.” (Source: vmagazine.com/article/v148-a…)
adults always say “the kids will save us” until the kids actually try to do that.
Joe Biden is calling for a 44.6% capital gains tax, the highest rate since it was created in 1922.
josh o’connor. i received all of the subliminal messages you kept sending me during the film. i am on a plane on my way to england RN.
Centrists have gotten nearly everything they want: they killed the possibility of Medicare for All, watered down student loan forgiveness, crushed the George Floyd uprising and increased police funding, elected a decrepit war hawk and they are still fixated on podcasts from 2018.
Podcast leftism victim of its own success imo. Today half the 501(c)3 people and political staffers that they were so effective in skewering in 2015 listen to those shows and use the same language that they do. Sometimes they come on as guests. The edge isn’t there anymore.
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