ryan, lost in texas @ComboFajitas
I like having fun, I like to laugh. views expressed are my own and do not represent my employer and stuff or something. Joined January 2020-
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*combo fajitas for two @ComboFajitas
*combo fajitas for two @ComboFajitas
@maybef4n @UprootedTexan99 One of my big takes is that the people who stole @ComboFajitas’s trailer thing should be arrested and forced to do an 8 hour press conference in front of Houston Twitter with no breaks
It’s time to make box treats.
I know the feeling when I get too high and I head for the breakdown.
my gf in whitefish bay: come over me, the captain of the edmund fitzgerald: idk, what if the gales of November come early my gf in whitefish bay: my parents aren't home me:
It’s so funny that “I was mass reported by the woke mob” actually worked.
Pertinent.
The coolest thing about the GTA VI news today is that we can begin speculating on GTA VII around 18 years from now.
This is pretty neat.
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*combo fajitas for two @ComboFajitas
pretending to listen to the waiter read out the specials before you order a burger and chips.
when u realize you’re headed to the park
@LanceZierlein @johngranato @DELv2 Well, I guess that question’s answered… #Outright @ComboFajitas @Hill713
A kid was carrying a skateboard and Sarah asked “are you Tony Hawk?” and the kid said “uhh, yeah,” and it was so on point.
@ComboFajitas @LordDexHinton @RGIII @dfank_BU @carlyeEliz @BulldogBeing @neftalirr @heightofidiocy @zoocat @AGP4BU @bayloretta @kenzie_stone @TroyStorm @Baylorcoolchic I can just feel the handsomeness in this photo. Go Texans.
@ComboFajitas @LordDexHinton @RGIII @dfank_BU @carlyeEliz @BulldogBeing @neftalirr @heightofidiocy @zoocat @AGP4BU @bayloretta @kenzie_stone @TroyStorm @Baylorcoolchic Not a liquid, but I will allow it. Rock on.
@LordDexHinton @RGIII @dfank_BU @carlyeEliz @BulldogBeing @ComboFajitas @neftalirr @heightofidiocy @zoocat @AGP4BU @bayloretta @kenzie_stone @TroyStorm @Baylorcoolchic I'm not gone lie to you, that sounds tasty.
@ComboFajitas Insanely jealous to not be a recipient. 😔
@MikeMeltser @UprootedTexan99 @ComboFajitas The Fuck Fortress thieves wouldn’t stand a chance
@maybef4n @MikeMeltser @ComboFajitas "Why shouldn't [bad Astros take here]?" Thieves: Noooooooooooooo!!! Anything but this! We have rights!
@UprootedTexan99 @MikeMeltser @ComboFajitas The Geneva Convention doesn’t apply here now answer who we can get for one year of Alex Bregman
This is that picture that makes less sense the more you look at it . You’ve seen the image, it confused you.
It’s time to make box treats.
@maybef4n @UprootedTexan99 One of my big takes is that the people who stole @ComboFajitas’s trailer thing should be arrested and forced to do an 8 hour press conference in front of Houston Twitter with no breaks
UH using A&M’s opening as a smokescreen 8D pac-man @TacoTitsday @diananotdiane3 @MGallagher1977 @ComboFajitas
Per this report, “This is believed to be at least a second interview with the school, the source said.”
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