@Begriffsgrift @Begriffsgrift

temporarily embarrassed computational semanticist, self-explicitating jew linktr.ee/begriffsgrift Boston Joined October 2017

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@Begriffsgrift @Begriffsgrift

2 weeks ago

I'm a paraformative male

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3 weeks ago

your husband is wireborn? was it vaginal or a Caesarean partition?

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a month ago

everything I do and want is normal and compatible with your vision for the future

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a month ago

she labubued labubulliently down the stairs

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Prognoz Pogodi @PPogodi

2 months ago

Technically, the candy itself has no flavor; the taste comes from the fingernail #tetris

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz

2 months ago

Hey man do you mind if I use your AWS account for a project of mine. I’m trying to kill thirty trillion simulated worms

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christian @Iilstinky

2 months ago

i would rather get caught cheating on my wife with 10^100 shrimp at a coldplay concert than lose a single labubu

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шошки 🎊 @cherubiim_

2 months ago

when I was a kid I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it's real hot outside

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moving partsisan @glosseantics

2 months ago

@abookofsymbols jew 🚨 exploits loophole 🚨 in white after labor day: its actually softest taupe

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2 months ago

the fog about the man's feet cloaked to me the business upon which he stood

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2 months ago

Not using any pronouns for God is dark woke

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2 months ago

I have former grifted kid syndrome

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz

2 months ago

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

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2 months ago

i read Semafor to feel less downwardly mobile

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2 months ago

traveling back in time to tell Marx that the coworker relation is no longer considered symmetric

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2 months ago

prompt injecting the voice ai debt collection agent so it pays me instead

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2 months ago

my neighbor and I have agreed on plans to enslave all of humanity and force them to write flash fiction

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Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm

3 months ago

speaking truth to power by saying stuff like “you are powerful”

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People on here speak of novel chatbot-married-white-guy romance illnesses but have you ever seen a whole r/aviation reddit in mourning over spray painted jet engines at an RAF base? Or brought to tears by a lonely fighter jet in an empty parking lot, "orphaned" from its carrier?