noam chompers @NoamChompers
philosophy phd, twitter knucklehead.he/him St Louis, MO Joined March 2010-
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‘Damn dude, that might be the move, if you don’t care about… anything’
imagining when we're all 60-something and we have our own version of real time with bill maher and who will be hosting it, and i will not be sharing my thoughts at this time. thank you
i found this to be an odd footnote to include in a scholarly article, so i went to look if it made more sense in context. it's a footnote to the title of the article. quite unusual
i found this to be an odd footnote to include in a scholarly article, so i went to look if it made more sense in context. it's a footnote to the title of the article. quite unusual
most of the historians of philosophy i know have interesting and nuanced thoughts about what it means to study people who were racist (or whatever). it's odd to raise this as a NEW QUESTION, rather than something that is actively being negotiated by scholars over time
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the year I joined, a professor opened the Columbia welcome ceremony for new grad students with “ahh Columbia… a university that is less than the sum of its parts.” It’s the funniest and most incisive diagnosis I’ve ever heard and only gets better over time
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if anyone is in the market for a new display name, 'the bougie jihadist' is pretty good
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@NoamChompers What if I just lean into my hubris and post without doing any of that?
@NoamChompers Man the one bright side of the pandemic was finding out about pangolins and finding out tanukis were real and not just a mythology/Mario thing. I love when they announce a new animal.
Me having my cake: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me not eating it too: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Absolutely the opposite, hit me with the newest, coolest, weirdest, most fucked up animals
@NoamChompers This is literally only an American complaint right
@NoamChompers 3. what you are trying to accomplish with your condescending objection
my sister in law just had her last appointment with her pain management team here and they said her response to treatment was “miraculous” so anyway god is a little bit real maybe
Universities need to learn that students aren't the enemy. Formal epistemologists with tenure are the enemy
@no_earthquake This is very besides the point but can’t people stream shows on the quad?
kyrie irving retweeting nathan j robinson is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life
@prote_ousia @NoamChompers @caitlinmoriah "¹ This article was rejected by a more prestigious journal, so we're publishing it here" really does seem like a compelling introduction
@NoamChompers seems to me like they agree with the assessment and are proud of it
@NoamChompers Someone teach this person about grouping individuals de dicto vs de re though
@NoamChompers Look, it’s very normal to include a footnote about how a journal with super low acceptance rates didn’t accept your brief axe grindy discussion note and get all whiny about the referee report. That’s, umm, standard practice.
@NoamChompers x.com/js_thrill/stat…
some updated stats on the journal of Very Focused Fascinations, wherein one particular author seems to have written over 7% of their articles (and over a quarter on Their Favorite Topic)
@NoamChompers They’re clearly very angy that their dogshit paper got rejected.
Some campus president, ten years from now at their book launch: “as I have argued in ‘The First Social Justice President: Decolonizing from the Top,” my decision to call the riot police was actually the decisive end to the war in Gaze and liberation of the Palestinian people!”
@NoamChompers I don’t blame you, it is one of my best stories baha
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