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Also on this day five years ago, Tony Kemp hit a walk off HR against Cleveland in the 10th and I was there.
Also on this day five years ago, Tony Kemp hit a walk off HR against Cleveland in the 10th and I was there.
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I can’t believe we went from Hugs for Homers to Hickies for Homers.. we are down so bad.
Build the wall.. and make the Astros play 162 in Mexico.
How long has Abreu needed a velcro patch for his jersey lmao
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Omaha - Elkhorn, NE Tornado from about 212th and fort street. Video taken 6 minutes before it hits our house.
I see “little bit of a funk” Abreu is starting today
Can y’all launch a delivery service that allows us all to watch the games at home ?
So Texans drafted the mac and cheese guy Russell Stover??
Can’t even get MLB games delivered to my tv at home wtf would I want some crusty ass Aramark on my doorstep?
Fuck I could go for a new mix rn
Another friendly reminder that Charlie Blackmon should have been an Astro years ago.
Good morning to everyone who doesn’t fucking shoot their animals because they didn’t respond to training..
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The sign right behind where it landed 😆
Those wedge tornadoes in Nebraska were absolutely insane today
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Despising animal cruelty should be bipartisan. #KristiNoem_PuppyBearDeerKiller 🤮
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@Talismantradr Haha I liked the original explanation better.
Damn I’ve had this tweet drafted for like a month and a half but looks like Rolling Stone decided to ruin my punchline.
Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
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Me every time Abreu comes to the plate with runners on.
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@CopierCollin Hader? Think it’s a coincidence they optioned JP France to AAA right before this series?
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