William_ShaRtner @Blarebare
@SonOfCha calls his sloppy-seconds 'noogies'? I try to put on those airs and act real cool. But I’ve got to realize that I’m acting like a fool. Beneath the CN Tower Joined October 2009-
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before you call me an idiot consider this: i know
Two lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “this man probably had a family.”
I'm too honest fuck
Piss is just urine leaving the body.
i’m like if einstein was fucking stupid
At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying “yum dot com” after every bite
“you need to step outside your comfort zone” i have $17 in my bank account
Stop inviting your friends over when your kids are sick.
nice outdoor pizza oven how much indoor money did it cost you
Nobody wants to go on the boat with me ever since I said a boat is a good place to do a murder. I’m not saying I’m going to do it, I’m just saying it’s a good place!
ME: *spins nunchucks around my body and between my legs then smashes my Big Mac on the table* MY DATE: I have to go to the bathroom, excuse me. It may take a while, don't look for me
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I’m finally ready to concede that there might be a clam out there matching my vibe.
interestingly i'm a werewolf now
Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.
Would like to see more accordions in the wild.
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
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26K Followers 651 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIbScott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbKCraving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekKdonni saphire @donni
60K Followers 2K Following Skeptical of most squirrels. Friendly comedian. More jokes on @[email protected]. Producer on The Love Below at Beermiscuous in Lincoln Park. Hat avoider.Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
17K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.maura quint @behindyourback
114K Followers 1K Following Elon Musk is a piss baby. Rarely checking this account. Follow me at mauraquint on bluesky, insta, tt, etc. Contact: quintmaura@ gmailFRO VO @fro_vo
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21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).Dan Duvall @lazerdoov
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31K Followers 12K Following Bad but not evil. I asked @JacCarly and she said, YES. 💍Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
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252 Followers 168 Following Coverage of the Toronto Raptors for @SportsEthos | Home of the SportsEthos Raptors Podcast, hosted by @ElHoopo! #raptors #nbaLord of the Board @Lordeoftheboard
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Two lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “this man probably had a family.”
I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
i’m like if einstein was fucking stupid
At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying “yum dot com” after every bite
i hate gen z. they don't know who andy capp is and why he's the mascot for hot fries. news flash, assholes: he's from an old comic strip or something and i don't know either!!!
“you need to step outside your comfort zone” i have $17 in my bank account
nice outdoor pizza oven how much indoor money did it cost you
On my way to pick up some deli ham and start a large brush fire
Nobody wants to go on the boat with me ever since I said a boat is a good place to do a murder. I’m not saying I’m going to do it, I’m just saying it’s a good place!
ME: *spins nunchucks around my body and between my legs then smashes my Big Mac on the table* MY DATE: I have to go to the bathroom, excuse me. It may take a while, don't look for me
I don’t always have the greatest self esteem but someone just walked by my desk & said “handsome” & I immediately looked up
@Blarebare I’ve been saying it for years, the man is the best at what he does. THE BEST!
Remember back before Onlyfans when your mom just sold Avon?