Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces
Word Whisperer...SHHH! https://t.co/dJ3OMOuEsp Anigav Joined June 2010-
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Even Correct isn't Correct, anymore? That's correct.
Calling bullshit on retirement planning cuz how are we supposed to plan our retirement when nobody knows when they're going to die? Have fun, instead.
Yes, if you find yourself in Asgard you must guard your ass.
Warning! Entering Human World. Trusting people may be hazardous to your health.
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Sorry I’m late my hoodie strings weren’t even.
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Your stupidity is your superpower.
I signed up with a new health provider called, Pray The Pain Goes Away - cuz you can't afford health insurance.
Here I sit all broken hearted Couldn't tweet Only farted.
Power attracts the worst; corrupts the best. -Vikings
The younger you are the more crap you buy. The older you are the more crap you throw out.
I stopped eating blue cheese bc it always makes me sad.
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I'm lonely but not make-small-talk-with-the-cashier lonely
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I don’t know the rules; I just put a semi colon where I think it will look pretty.
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Calling it "Coke of the Cola" until someone knocks me unconscious
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forget essential oils if you really want a smell to enhance your mood try cocaine
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Whoever invented the junk drawer really understood humans.
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Unlike a lot of people, I think inside the box . . . of donuts.
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Please respect my privacy during this time* *eating in my parked car
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@propheces they dont like to hear that, they think its crass call it a 'turd slicer' is much more sweet
@propheces They wait for us. All the love, that kindness. It doesn’t ever go away. Peace and love this night.
@propheces I'm very sorry. Love and comfort to you 💜
@propheces It never, ever gets easier But your pup is in a good place, and will live on forever in the memories of everyone whose lives they touched.
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