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🇨🇦 Dimps of the North @CallMe_Dimps

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🇨🇦 Dimps of the North @CallMe_Dimps

4 weeks ago

Great way to spend my birthday!

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Daydream @DDthirteen13

4 years ago

I want to live in a world where I get mixtapes, and hand written notes

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

3 months ago

FRIEND: Would you be interested in going to a sex party? ME: How is this different from a regular party? FRIEND: You have sex with random people right there at the party. ME: How is this different from a regular party?

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🇨🇦 Dimps of the North @CallMe_Dimps

3 months ago

The face of almost 57..

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🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee

5 years ago

Producer: So what's your band called? Ozzy: Black Sabbath Producer: And the album is called? Ozzy: Black Sabbath Producer: Oh... what's the opening song on the album? Ozzy: Black Sabbath Producer: What the fuck? Ozzy: Black Sabbath Producer: .... Ozzy: Black Sabbath

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🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee

3 months ago

Teenage boys: Your sense of style is terrible, old man. Also teenage boys:

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Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma

6 months ago

Explain this to me: Hot tea? Delicious. Iced tea? Delectable. Luke warm tea? Disgusting.

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Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma

4 months ago

Procrastination is giving yourself the opportunity to dread something longer.

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🇨🇦 Dimps of the North @CallMe_Dimps

3 months ago

I’ve lost my will to tweet

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🇨🇦 Dimps of the North @CallMe_Dimps

3 months ago

Happy Canada day! 🇨🇦

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EmoG @gmanwashere927

5 months ago

Tips for singing the anthem at a hockey game: • Know the words • Avoid interpretive dance • Don’t hold the last note longer than one Zamboni lap

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EmoG @gmanwashere927

4 months ago

Love when a coworker sends a ‘quick question’ that somehow requires a TED Talk, three spreadsheets, and my will to live.

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Halton Police @HaltonPolice

4 months ago

Help us identify the male pictured, who is sought for recently committing two separate indecent acts while on board GO Trains. Press release and more photos here: bit.ly/3ZwpBoL

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The Canadian Hero @HerosofCanada

5 months ago

Never Forget 🇨🇦 Pompier Joseph Careau LODD 1920-05-15 @SPCIQ Québec City Fire Honour Them

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🇨🇦 Dimps of the North @CallMe_Dimps

5 months ago

Coworker explaining to manager he’s too busy to see how operations are doing… as I woke him up from a nap to take the call.

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Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets

5 months ago

WINNERRRRRR OMGGGGGG

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Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets

5 months ago

ROUND ONE, ROUND WON 😤 wpgjets.co/MyMcDs | #GoJetsGo

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Pasco Sheriff @PascoSheriff

5 months ago

Pasco Sheriff’s deputies are currently searching for missing people: Allee Curoe, Chloe Harvey and Isabel Meritt. Curoe, Harvey and Meritt were last seen on May 4 around 7:25 p.m. in the Clinton Ave. area of Dade City. Allee Curoe, 15, is 5'10", around 180 lbs., with brown hair…

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Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets

5 months ago

THAT REALLY JUST HAPPENEDDD! OMG OMG OMG

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Scruffy @UnimpressedWU

5 months ago

Somehow I got my timeline to switch from political bullshit back to art, love, and sex

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