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Man, I wish I had enough money to buy a social media company to exploit wedge issues and divide people.
According to a leaked internal memo from the popular bird watching app Ebird, there has been a breach of the Red-billed oxpecker’s private data.
I keep all my important documents in an Iron Maiden wallet.
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Philosophized so much today.
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@nerdamage Alexa what circle of hell is this?
I miss going to shows but it's not the people it's the cathartic nature of dangerous levels of sound.
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At a secluded mountaintop convent, I would be the third nun to go insane.
I hate how you try to tell your friend about something cool and they're like no you loser but then two years later they try to tell you about it.
Not to be a doomsayer but this whole thing reminds me of when Van Halen started using keyboards.
Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
191K Followers 174K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.
Shane @shanethevein
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
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B.C. Drury @BDGarp
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A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
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20K Followers 16K Following I like Albert Camus and eggs over easy. What's the point of dying if nobody knows you're dead? I can't walk a mile in your shoes if you're wearing them. 凡人
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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Just Call Me Frank™.. @JustCallMeFrank
15K Followers 6K Following Nightmare with legs | Creator, writer, sayer of things and stuff. Mostly things | My YouTube channel: https://t.co/XlCXxMHyH0
Erica @SCbchbum
31K Followers 1K Following Got 86'd from Whole Foods for showering. My thighs rub together when I walk. https://t.co/Ot2RnUqoJh
Richard Harris @RichHarris2
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January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames
19K Followers 2K Following Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
15K Followers 7K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
332K Followers 48K Following TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg - SuperFly : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9 - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9
Juddy @iAmJuddy
22K Followers 8K Following Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you.
Lattes @Lattesdotter11
1K Followers 3K Following Poetry, health, life, chronic fatigue, coffee. #thebloggesstribe #NEISvoid genX she/her cis hetero. LBGTQ ally. Also tweet as @CynthiaMN5 - political tweets.
Kim.berly @KAllen40459871
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MTGisAFuckingCunt @MTG_is_A_Cunt
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FuckThisApp @ElonIsAPoser
144 Followers 190 Following Trump supporters are garbage and so is Elon Musk
stefish @stefish35
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🔭🪐Cheeky McChee.. @CheekyKirsten
288 Followers 840 Following Okay, let's try this again. #librarytwitter
LeMichael Capricorn @LeMikeCapricorn
207 Followers 2K Following
Irv Leavitt @IrvLeavitt
2K Followers 5K Following Ex-cabdriver, ex-Sun-Times, ex-Tribune Co., Ex-Pioneer Press, Ex-NYTimes Co., ex-Chronicle Media. Extraneous.
Verifried Drunk Jr @frank_upper
99 Followers 55 Following Wasting my life, one scroll at a time Backup account for @verifieddrunk, follow this account for the worst mediocre tweets in the business
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128 Followers 3K Following
Mr Guilty @mr_ati8asos
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301 Followers 1K Following you do you: pushing though life with a fuck it attitude:
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The path of Shiva | �.. @namashivaye
226 Followers 841 Following 🙏My soul honors your soul☺️Stay devoted to your innerself👼We're made to experience the magic of creation🌌 THIS PAGE IS ABOUT LIFE
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2 Followers 11 Following My name is Hadi. I work in the field of corrosion and protection of concrete strictures. I live at a small city in Italy.
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Maria Matta @MariaMa20370519
25 Followers 244 Following sou nativa brasileira, sou afro sou descendente sou nascida e criada aqui...
Dream @dreampopcandy
9 Followers 5K Following Victims of Sex Traffickers: If you have a chance, try calling 9-1-1, wait, then hang up. Or, National Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888
rakshith @rakshith77
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jUbilēë @radt0pe
18 Followers 38 Following just because I'm Mad doesn't Mean I'm Mad &&just because I'm Mad doesnt necessarily mean I'm Mad .
T odd @RubberGlueFU
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UrethraFranklin @Urethra59428416
366 Followers 2K Following I was born a poor white child 🇩🇰 (33%Cherokee) Better preserved than a tupac o'Twinkies 🥂 I follow back 🥰🐶@Sidvici41711724
Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
191K Followers 174K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.
Shane @shanethevein
18K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan.
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
15K Followers 4K Following BD. Author of Dreams of Perfection (2000). Online Film Critics Society alum, Rotten Tomatoes
A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 851 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
💙 His Trials and T.. @CamusOverEasy
20K Followers 16K Following I like Albert Camus and eggs over easy. What's the point of dying if nobody knows you're dead? I can't walk a mile in your shoes if you're wearing them. 凡人
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Just Call Me Frank™.. @JustCallMeFrank
15K Followers 6K Following Nightmare with legs | Creator, writer, sayer of things and stuff. Mostly things | My YouTube channel: https://t.co/XlCXxMHyH0
Erica @SCbchbum
31K Followers 1K Following Got 86'd from Whole Foods for showering. My thighs rub together when I walk. https://t.co/Ot2RnUqoJh
Richard Harris @RichHarris2
41K Followers 31K Following Vascular surgeon to real people and author of Imagine a novel https://t.co/UcFYOI2NG9
January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames
19K Followers 2K Following Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
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Juddy @iAmJuddy
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Raven @official_raven
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Jonathan Conricus @jconricus
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Bootsy Collins @Bootsy_Collins
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Maayan Zin @ZinMaayan1007
25K Followers 49 Following I'm the mother of Dafna (15) and Ela (8) Elyakim kidnapped by Hamas. #BringThemHome
Gary Lucas @lucasgary
2K Followers 2K Following Gary and Jeff Buckley's GRACE has been chosen as One of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time by Rolling Stone.
AfterbirthLIDM @afterbirthLIDM
960 Followers 574 Following Brutal/progressive/technical death metal since 1993. Slow trickle of band updates. Promoting bands, artists and things we like.
Joe Satriani @chickenfootjoe
388K Followers 54K Following Satch/Vai Tour! Mar/Apr/May 2024 🎸🤘🎉 Hagar/Anthony/Satriani/Bonham Tour Jul/Aug 2024
Lior Raz @lioraz
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Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas
314K Followers 4K Following Co-founder of Boundless 🌍 Former Head of Speechwriting at 🇮🇱 Mission to UN. Author. Speaker. Write on.
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
Norwood Fisher @woodywoodstraw
6K Followers 1K Following Fishbone, Trulio Disgracias, The Familyhood Nextperience, Innanuttshell Reekordingz
Lt. Col. (R) Peter Le.. @LTCPeterLerner
71K Followers 9K Following Recruited back into service @IDF Spokesman because of #Hamas #7October attack on #Israel | #Zionist | Director General of @HistadrutGlobal @histadruthadash
דובר צה״ל ד�.. @IDFSpokesperson
92K Followers 6 Following דובר צה״ל, תא״ל דניאל הגרי • IDF Spokesperson, Rear Admiral Daniel Hagari
San Antonio Spurs @spurs
3.5M Followers 1K Following Team Basketball. 5x NBA Champions. #GoSpursGo #PorVida
Wemby @wemby
334K Followers 43 Following
有限会社エムツ.. @M2_game
22K Followers 351 Following ゲーム制作会社エムツーです。開発情報やアニメツールE-moteについてお知らせします！ ■エムツーショットトリガーズ https://t.co/B4CEEKhxFO ■問合せ https://t.co/Q4IdSDbENa ■ゲーム映像利用ガイドライン https://t.co/RWJjzZgKRH
Judas Priest @judaspriest
252K Followers 6 Following THE NEW ALBUM. INVINCIBLE SHIELD. MARCH 8TH 2024. OUT NOW.
Pat Metheny @PatMetheny
76K Followers 34 Following 20 x Grammy Award Winning Guitarist and Composer Dream Box Solo Tour US Mar-Apr / EU Sep-Nov Pre-Order New Album MoonDial ⤵️
Jonathan Greenblatt @JGreenblattADL
351K Followers 2K Following @ADL CEO and (((proud))). Boards: @TAAForg, @RonBrownScholar. Previous: @WhiteHouse, @Starbucks, @EthosWater, @GOOD, @All_for_Good, etc. #RedSoxNation
Southern Lord @TwatterLord
30K Followers 442 Following https://t.co/3iXwBDJnCx https://t.co/usIETDFVnT https://t.co/JxNpDNYG4d
Donald Vega @DonaldVegaJazz
535 Followers 459 Following Pianist, composer, arranger & Educator. Father, husband and lover of life, music & spiritually. Bookings: [email protected] https://t.co/DgnOlcaoF8
Ron Carter @RonCarterBass
22K Followers 162 Following My responsibility as a bassist and band leader is using every opportunity to create spectacular music. Recorded on 2200 albums … and counting.
LTC (S.) Nadav Shosha.. @LTC_Shoshani
51K Followers 510 Following Official account of IDF International Spokesperson LTC (S.) Nadav Shoshani
ADL @ADL
358K Followers 4K Following To stop the defamation of the Jewish people, and secure justice and fair treatment to all. @JGreenblattADL, @ADL_Tracker, @adlisrael #FightingHateForGood
regular steve albini @electricalWSOP
92K Followers 190 Following recording engineer who plays billiards and poker, and eats like a viking I reflexively block blue check accounts and promoted tweets @electricalwsop.bsky.social
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar @kaj33
2.2M Followers 421 Following Official X of NBA Legend, 6x Champion, 6x MVP, 8x Columnist of the Year and award winning newsletter https://t.co/E027yVfmkt.
Toshi Kasai @toshikasai
2K Followers 385 Following recording producer/engineer/artist evening shift/hourly rate available. Email me at https://t.co/P70vrJ3Yxq
Old Humble Distilling @Old_Humble
7K Followers 7K Following We make the best damn whiskey. Period.🥇Gold Medal winner🥇 fan of all things #htown #astros #UHCougars alum #whiskey and the official whiskey of #astrostwitter
Pineapplecuntcake @Pineapplevee19
177 Followers 141 Following Pineapple is back 🍍 IG @pineapplevee CASH APP $soysaucevee
Geezer Butler @geezerbutler
287K Followers 38 Following The OFFICIAL Twitter Feed for Geezer Butler, founding member of @blacksabbath.
Tom Gabriel Warrior �.. @TomGWarrior
6K Followers 2K Following This is the Official Twitter page of Tom Gabriel Warrior. Hellhammer / Celtic Frost / Triptykon Co-Director Museum HR Giger Vegan for the animals.
Triptykon (Official) @Triptykon
7K Followers 176 Following The Official Twitter Page of Triptykon, maintained by both the band and its webteam.
Corey Nesbitt @CornbreadJaxon
539 Followers 2K Following
Dave Davidson @Dave_Revocation
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OK bass @okbassniconico
19K Followers 1K Following ベースを弾いています！■ディバイザー公式アーティスト ■レッスン→https://t.co/gVu6a8rg1O ■連絡先→[email protected] ■野鳥観察が趣味です→ https://t.co/bWdjJWRv21
Ulverofficial @ULVEROFFICIAL
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Dying Fetus @DyingFetusBand
97K Followers 3K Following NEW ALBUM ‘MAKE THEM BEG FOR DEATH’ OUT NOW 🔪
B E N I G H T E D @_BENIGHTED
2K Followers 265 Following Death Metal / Grindcore band formed in Saint-Étienne, France, in 1998.
LifeRuiner103 @probheardright
4K Followers 5K Following 💙A little left of center💙; joyful; realistically hopeful and positive; limit- endless.
Anup Sastry @AnupSastry
4K Followers 504 Following My dog and cat = 🐕❤️🐈, Drums and music = 🙌🏾❤️🙌🏾, Meinl Cymbals, Tama Drums, Evans Drumheads, Vratim. I love Batman.
Kelli Maroney @Kellimaroney
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Samus @66Samus
11K Followers 56 Following I make drumming videos on YouTube and live stream on Twitch. ohhh yurrrrr!
Vernon Reid @vurnt22
69K Followers 11K Following Guitar can take you far; from Brooklyn To The Sky...!
I regret to inform you all that this will be my last dashboard cassette pic in my 2000 Crown Victoria. She was good to me and I reveled in her ancient audio technology. Alas, the structural rot goes deep and she has been taken off the road.
We were playing on a stage so small that when I laid down my bass there was nowhere for #MiesDavis to put his trumpet except on a small staircase. On my way off stage I I tripped & dented it. I had my trumpet in the car, and Miles made due with that one for about a year.
In the chaos of a modern world, some find stability. Discover gold's role in your portfolio.
@SVG__Collection As great as that record is, I think this is better. “Myself When I Am Real” is one of the most astounding things ever committed to tape.
Wrong Logo.
Which one of these legendary bands is your fav?
Flashback to the 60’s. Peace & love to all. #MerryChristmas
No big deal. Just Jerry Seinfeld eating a falafel in the middle of Tel Aviv. Carry on.
I want my future husband to be obsessed with me like the UN is obsessed with Israel
Getting ready for one of the most memorable concerts of my life. My 85th birthday concert at Carnegie Hall . Performances by my trio, quartet and nonet. What a night! 📷Sim One, LLC
This year was Melt-Banana's 30th anniversary. The interview with Dai Onojima who reminded us of this has been translated into English pt 1: note.com/onojima/n/n648… pt 2: note.com/onojima/n/n9ca… And thank AMA(atelier-ama.net) for the cake!🔪🎂 😻 #meltbanana #メルトバナナ
@BleacherReport Bro did a spinning superman punch on him 💀 welppppp here goes another 5-10 games for Draymond. Back to timeout for him
Happy Happy Chanukah and sending you all love! Have a great eight crazy nights!
This used to be a fun place to have a pseudo-breakdown.
This guy "Catfish never got the credit for what he came to this planet for.😛Check him out & pass on the love. My big brother in guitar heaven, Mr. Phelps "Catfish" Collins. This is Not his Birthday, just a Recognition day of gettin' ova the Hump!🏆Thx u Rick at #tastyguitar for…
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