Nostradamage Spivey @shellyspivey
My kids are my heartbeat. My twin bro @thefloydspivey is my true constant in life. Always laughing at you w/my sis @SaraESpivey. Shut your whore mouth. favstar.fm/users/shellysp… Joined April 2009-
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I hate everyone but... Man oh man go fuck yourself.
When I think I'm gonna have a good day, I just check in with my anxiety and she assures me that THAT SHIT will NEVER HAPPEN. Hey thanks, girl.
People are stupid. Some aren't. Loljk. Idiot.
Now that we've established everyone sucks, literally fuck right off. And stuff. Hi.
It's the holiday season. So whoopity doo and fuckity fuck don't give a shit.
I mean, what the fuck is going on here without me? Tf?
My beautiful daughter, Britney. ❤❤❤❤ instagram.com/p/CBW83GPHD4s/…
I miss people seeing my face when I tell them to Fuck Off!!!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but wear a fucking mask you motherfucking idiot
It’s cool they made wine bottles the exact perfect size for one person to have before they start cooking dinner.
Watch my brother, xfo4rx on Coastal Living TV as he is featured for Texas Talent in music. Go, Floyd!! youtu.be/VfUR-FLJo3k instagram.com/p/B_GNL8qH_zM/…
LeBron mourns the death of Kobe Bryant
The strange and wonderful feeling is lost when it's asked for, over someone who just willingly does it. They aren't even the same thing.
Anything seems normal if it's what you know. Maybe it's time to start learning something new.
No one can say they don't have expectations. Instead of concealing them, just come out with them, and save yourself the heartache.
People say never to express things when you're angry. Fuck that. Anger is a truth serum. I'll take angry words over premeditated any day.
I think when it comes to obsession, it's an unstoppable thing. It's either going to end with turbulent recall, or go on intensely forever.
If I've ever said it to you, I'm not saying it here. Those words are just for you and me.
Wtf @The_Sculptress? Here the hell I am in goddamn retirement, swearing to myfuckingself, & u do this shit. FUCKIN THX FOR THE TROPHY! I♡U!!
Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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Lisabug @Lisabug74
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Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
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Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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Jamie White @JimWhite13
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Ilan @Ilan90491905
693 Followers 5K Following when you wake up in the morning 😇look at yourself in the mirror🍻 and say thank you God I'ma life💐
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JohnnyRockU @JohnnyRockU1
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Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.
PieGuy @ilovepie84
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Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
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Craving @calluptome
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
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Lisabug @Lisabug74
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Red Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
12K Followers 631 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.
Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
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Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
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Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
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transfer portal taylo.. @bodybycheezits
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『T』『i』『m』.. @timmy_2494
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My Two Penneth @Tw0Penneth
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son of The Huntress @AcornMan
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Her Peepness @EldieKay
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2.3M Followers 1.4M Following Music. Comedy. Fitness. Outrageous!.... I explain in the video here→https://t.co/ieA94HDzQu
@SaraESpivey I feel like there should be a confessional where I declare to @shellyspivey that it’s been years since I’ve heart-fucked the shit out your Xwitter feed.
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If you agree with me that Paul Gosar must be censured immediately by Speaker Pelosi for threatening the life of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, then raise your hand. ✋🏼
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hating Abbott is what got me on Twitter . Morrison keeps me active #auspol
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Men will use 8-in-1 Total Body Wash on their face, hair, dog, grill, lawn mower, car, boat and their marriage.
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