em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc 🫀🔥🧠 @shelldash
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em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc 🫀🔥🧠 retweeted
I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."
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sorry I never saw this one til just now so
sorry I never saw this one til just now so https://t.co/rgHCIkxwqn
whoops I meant violently violet 😛
whoops I meant violently violet 😛
no honey that’s a triple
cause of divorce: open.spotify.com/track/0ieqq1wb…
maybe it’s time for a wonder woman who masturbates while she flies
imagine literally being “american horror story”
big mistake, sweetie
yay 💊💊💊
em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc 🫀🔥🧠 retweeted
I don’t care what I get for Christmas as long as it’s wrapped in this 🤣🤣 get it here —> etsy.me/38RYzyF
I hope people who had to deal with me in public over the last couple of years understand how hard it was for me to stand still while most of them were talking to me
hate when I get so high my amygdala starts trying to rewrite the barbie movie
this song tho 🖕open.spotify.com/track/40ke1BOm…
just whispered, “oh, what a dangerous creature you are” to myself, how many nails should I swallow
cause of death: his odyssey was just too big for me…
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