Charles John @INeed_AnAdult
Avid indoorsman. Stand-up comedian. favstar.fm/users/INeed_An… St Paul, MN Joined January 2013-
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The worst part about being an adult is you just gotta make about 5k a month or die, basically.
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DOWN GOES NO. 1‼️ No. 4 Marquette becomes just the third team in the last 40 years to beat UCLA and Kansas in back-to-back games 😮
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love that someone just submitted a vertical picture of their dog to be the next Minnesota state flag serc.mnhs.org/flags
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Travis Kelce could destroy the internet if he tweeted “the pussy is mid btw”
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A combined $190 million of Jets lost in the last two weeks
A combined $190 million of Jets lost in the last two weeks
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iMessage group chat TL;DR
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God forbid men have hobbies
I can’t believe all of our dads were born on the same day.
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i can’t believe the british version of uber eats is called deliveroo they are so fuckin GOOFY like do you hear yourselves???
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carol I am begging you to get with the fucking program
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Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth.
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This is what stuff should cost: Can of pop: $1 Coffee (drip): $1.50 Espresso drink: $3.00 Sandwich: $5 Movie ticket: $10 Phone bill: $30 Internet: $30 Rent (with roommates): $400 Rent (alone): $750 House: $150,000
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The most unfazed human on the planet award
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i just saw a little kid in the back seat of a car and for a sec was like why is that child taking an uber (forgot families exist)
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No finish line. This is Marquette's highest ranking since 1978. #MUBB | #WeAreMarquette
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