Lydia Botters ▯ @MrLloydBotters
@MrLloydSpandex here, new account. Twitter won’t let me sign in because I told a sex offender he should die. 🤷🏼♂️ Birmingham, England Joined August 2022-
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Both happiness and sadness are very infectious, that’s why you have to be selective about the people you surround yourself with
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Why’re you glamorising mental illness? Incredibly insensitive to people who actually live it. ‘Psych Ward Aesthetic’?! Are you kidding..? Fuck you and your shiny boots.
lmao Tate out here calling people mid when he looks like this
At @the1975 gig, -one person is watching a Bollywood film and another guy is checking the football scores
New dress and also we’re in love.
Every detective show ever: he seems troubled and oopsie he’s an alcoholic!
Rihanna winks a lot for someone who can’t wink. I’d be avoiding it at all cost if I hadn’t mastered it.
Anyone else absolutely repulsed by ASMR or am I an alien? Someone whispering into a mic and tapping stuff makes my lady-balls go up inside my body
Haven’t uploaded a photo of Pig in a while. So here she is looking super scary with her teddy. Maaaan sooo scary with her pink teddy called Frig.
Watching a squirrel feed 5 magpies out of a bin
Love when someone with a stupid handle is trying to get a refund off a company or some shit. You see like Jet2 responding ‘sorry to hear that Ginger Slut, can you give us your reference number so we can look into this’. Love that.
People who wait to cross the road 20 feet away from a zebra crossings need to be shot point blank in the front of their face
You’d have to be a psychopath to see a conga line and not join it
Once every couple months imma have a cabinet reshuffle and throw out friends that aren’t pulling their weight
Just put a USB in my computer the right way round first try and I let out a little sex noise in the office
The best part of my day today was when I ate a bit of pork pie
My life goal is to recognise someone off a photofit
I hand on heart believe if you don’t get on with a colleague, every 6 months you should be allowed to fight them in the car park
Stop doing 3D baby scans. Your baby look like lasagne
It’s my birthday today as well. If you’re bed bound on your birthday you get another one. Work have accepted this and got me a card
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