Lucy @InCockKneeToe
Working class zero. Joined December 2021-
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Lads and lasses and all those in between, I’m over on @crapolatombola now x
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Lads Elon has given me my old account back. I’ll keep this one as well though incase I accidentally do something really offensive again.
I sure do say people should grow up a lot for someone who laughs at every single fart she does.
My extensive body of work of spunking knob graffiti.
My extensive body of work of spunking knob graffiti.
I hope some aliens pop down and incinerate all the pedos. That would be nice wouldn’t it?
A lovely woman told me she liked my outfit, of course my immediate response was to tell her how much it cost. (£2).
Timeline is gently insinuating there has been some beef. Please serve me the beef, I’m beef crazy.
Imagine having a visible Chelsea tattoo at this point in history. Utter travesty.
I was going to tweet about pain but where will that get me? Nowhere so instead I just took more painkillers and wrote this instead, which still kind of refers to pain but not in so much self pitying detail. Thanks for reading, I’m high as a kite. (But still ultimately in agony).
An illustration of where our country is currently at: Yesterday a young woman collected a bag of unneeded tinned food from me for her disabled Mum, disabled people are in such need that they have to accept food from strangers. I was glad to help but disgusted that it’s necessary
Just saw a trailer for MerPeople on Netflix and my immediate response was “Grow up”
The enjoyment vs the washing up ratio of my dinner has left me livid.
That Miss Snuffy bird has retrograde imposter syndrome I reckon.
You have to ask yourself why would someone who is worth £700mil want or even need a job that earns them £150k per year? I doubt it’s for love of the British masses.
Buzzing to get a bit of hormone imbued, plastic covered metal removed from my cervix today then have another newer bit shoved in their. #newcoilday
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