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Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020. Worksop, England Joined August 2010-
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You know how when people drive past you with the windows down and music blaring out and it's usually the worst dogshit you've ever heard in your life? Well, somebody has just gone past me with Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" on
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10/10 ON BOTH ROUNDS OF TEN TO THE TOP, MOTHERFUCKERS
Woke up before me alarm
It's getting late. I really must go to bed as I've got Twitter in the morning
Having a hot bath. It's like a normal bath but with me in it
I'm not exactly up to speed with housework and even though Albert died in August last year, I've only just got around to throwing away some old bags of Dreamies and stuff. Made me feel a bit sad
This is the best thing I've ever seen
This is the best thing I've ever seen
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An animator created a "ROBOCOP & THE TERMINATOR" cartoon and it absolutely needs to be a show 🔥 (credit: Simon Doolan)
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GIANT BOURBON BISCUIT OVERLORD
Do I fuck as like
Two 9/10s on Ten to the Top today. Wank
One of the things I love most about cycling to work is when a car passes you revving its bollocks off because you held them up for, like, two seconds while passing a parked car. Fuck off, cockchops, there's no teenage girls to impress around here
Been up less than an hour and already had two shits. Smashing my KPIs out of the park today
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Illustrations by Dick Bruna. Scanned from Idea, liquid 5, 2001 designreviewed.com/artefacts/idea… #illustration #dickbruna #miffy
Wednesday
Danielle Nicholls is on the timeline. Late '90s filth
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