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I have been clenching my jaw a lot today and it bloody well aches now 😬
Don’t even get my started on sourdough…
I can’t be the only one who thought #BabyReindeer was shit 🫣 obvs devistated that it’s a true story.
I’ve had a busy afternoon planting my sunflowers out and pumpkins In
Arghhhh the one day I was going to go do the garden and it rains ☔️
I’m obsessed with watching London marathon vidoes on TikTok 🏃♀️🏃♀️ it’s been on my bucket list for a long time. One day 🤞
I’m half way through Baby Reindeer and I can’t explain how fucking annoying her spelling is!! #BabyReindeer
Massive husband points this morning for getting up with kids and letting me sleep in till 11 ⭐️
🌳🐈🐈⬛Cat.. @MumbrianSpinner
10K Followers 5K Following Small, noisy, critter-loving nurse. Throws horns a lot 🤘 Frequently outdoors, goofing with the bees 🐝Sara @theblackcatsays
788 Followers 853 Following Originally from Notts, now found dipping my toes in the sea around Cornwall Painter of fairy doors for the free fairy door trail to hopefully bring some smilesMappers @CarolMaps
16K Followers 2K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Lover of animals. Not so keen on humans. Fan of cats, kindness, cheese & socks. Doodles/paints a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.”Hunstanton @hunstantonsmith
4K Followers 3K Following Not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious, the very much worse half of @kaffsmiffy ; “a dressmaking disco mate”…Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 905 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweetSemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]Michael Thompson 🐈.. @michaelrt1986
2K Followers 2K Following Hello everyone welcome to my Twitter I only have 2 rules number 1) be nice to everyone 2) respect and love all animals. I have dyslexia they will be mistakes.Binty @BintyMustard
9K Followers 2K Following Lover of vintage & drag 🍒Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!💋Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMayHoly Crayons (That Cr.. @HolyCrayons
5K Followers 3K Following Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 2.0™️. Wholesome fun for all the family. Probably wearing pyjamas. Bangs on about Bowie a bit.I’m Spartacus! 🏴.. @imnotbitterbut
1K Followers 3K Following Mother to two hens and three dogs. Wife to a tall Scotsman. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Probably.Lintstein 🎣⚽️�.. @staffsref
2K Followers 2K Following Ground Engineering, referee, AVFC, Rammstein fan, metal, neurofunk, history, dinosaurs, fishing, and husband to a cycling wife... a bit nerdy, a bit not nerdy.Doris_Malula 🐾🌞.. @DorisVulva
2K Followers 4K Following I live at seaside with my dog Doris I look after OAPs & smoke the devil's lettuce A drunk man thought I was Myra Hindley I’m definitely wokeMegan 🍒 @artsngrafts
11K Followers 3K Following mum to a teen. wife to @dreamershxtel. 🌱. neurodivergent disabled artist + dv survivor. big fan of (plus size) sustainable fashion, earrings + cats ✨ (she/her)𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
12K Followers 2K Following Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice. Fortune depends on the tone of your voiceShami Trends @Shamitrends
990 Followers 1K Following 21 || Mom of two || SAHM || Hair Stylist || Makeup Artist || More about me 👇Sam Adams @SamonChar
2K Followers 2K Following Fundraiser. Writer of puns. Fan of live stand-up. LUFC fanatic - MOT / ALAW.Ashlei @ashBO4yuh
1K Followers 1K Following Mama x3 || Wifey || Weed smoker || Post Malone || Atheist || where's my snacks || cats x 5 || sometimes a lil spicy ||Sarah (Rainbow Dandel.. @sarahbarron1985
429 Followers 542 Following #mentalhealthmatters #CPTSD #DID #Autism #ADHD #PND #crochetformindfulness #mhhsbd #smartsocialwinner #sbswinner April 2024jhonny gracias @JhonnyGracias
120 Followers 220 FollowingJoanna Moore @JoM0oRe
1K Followers 2K Following Senior Improvement Advisor @NHSBartsHealth. AHP l Passionate about learning & improving systems in healthcare l FAB Ambassador | @AHPQI. All tweets my own.Lady Martha @LadyMartha19
624 Followers 1K Following Won't sweat the small stuff, life's too short! I don't do trolling, toxicity or a pile on, don't drag me in, just scroll on by. I like positivity.my life is a mess and.. @mosgx2
1K Followers 1K Following 27 ~ sahm ~ Eliza🖤 ~ Malakai👼 (Stillbirth)~ Eevie🌈 (Persistent falcine sinus atretic encephalocele) ~ Private : @mosgx1 WBDFDamo75 @Damian05649563
55 Followers 998 Following New Account From Belfast via Ballycastle Gaa, Hurling, Gaelic football,Horse racing and LFC .Fay @Effie_D
742 Followers 982 Following Mam of eldest & youngest. Thoroughly Teesside. Baker, walker, enthusiastic litter picker. Bit sensible, bit boring. A typo in every tweet. @[email protected]OliveSprouts @OliveSprouts
1K Followers 950 Following Christian wife & mama / CREC / mostly boring tweets / doing the parenting splits between teens and baby #5anapruz Quinn @quinn2477
70 Followers 249 Following Life is something we all should be grateful for. 😇 So Be good in life!!! but if you can't be good then be very careful 🥰.💕✨️Kelly✨️.. @KelsD83
3K Followers 3K Following Girl Mammy👩❤️👩/Autism Awareness🌈/Music🎶/Animals🐶/LoveCooking👩🍳/No Dms🚫Rachel Lenda @LendaRachel
35 Followers 168 FollowingCapturing_Soho_London @Capturing_Soho
1K Followers 1K Following Everyday scenes from Soho & London's West End. The Beating Heart of the Capital. #photographs #videos #urbanart #people #LondonLiving #Culture #Life 🍒🍷🍰☕🍎🍸Kentish @TheKentishlady2
585 Followers 550 Following Former Ninja skuller 🥷 lightweight piss artist, veggie, love animals, vodka, beards & bananas. Allergic to most humans!🦖🦕 Estelle 🦕.. @Estellosaurus
1K Followers 724 Following New Vlogs on Friday’s. Tea drinker. Full time cat whisperer. Expert in swear words. 🧜🏻♀️ [email protected]Füsun Espinal Stewar.. @FsnTatar
196 Followers 467 Following Courage isn't the absence of fear but the triumph over it. I'm serving with courage and protecting with pride.Paula Penn @PaulaPenn198802
0 Followers 5 FollowingAmethⓋst Beeblebear.. @amethystbeeble
4K Followers 4K Following #AML🩸🦀survivor | Bi 🏳️🌈 | Sci Fi & Cult TV | Raised by Narcissists | #GTTO | Alternative 🎼🎶|🌱 Ⓥ | Animals & Plushies | #MeToo | She/her | 🚫DMs | 🐻❤️🐨Hoppy DuBois @HDubois7345
43 Followers 101 Followingchilipepperx @chilipepperX777
45 Followers 583 Following 🇵🇱🇺🇲🇬🇧 PL/eng ♀️🏳️🌈♑ 🌶️chilipepperx🌶️ | Artist, philology student, looking for beauty in the world 🎨📚 | I have BPD 🥟Bardzo Pierogi Dobre🥟Northern Girl ✨🌟.. @NG26731
14K Followers 15K Following 🇪🇺🇮🇹🇬🇧 love travel, rural life, cooking, wine, my horse, my dogs, art and movies. NO DM’s 🌹MissKyogo👌🍀 @Campbell71Helen
7K Followers 8K Following Celtic Football Club 🍀💚 Autism Awareness 🧩. German Shepherd’s 🐾🐾lamin @lamin4498651222
260 Followers 3K FollowingMud Cakes and Wine @mudcakesandwine
7K Followers 6K Following I love my garden and encourage nature. Always thinking about food. Three crazy boys one with #type1diabetes and ASD. Plus a glass of wineJT @DettoriJane
8K Followers 3K Following Glass half Full kind of Woman - loves Porsche, Puddings, Gin in a tin and Frankie Dettori!! x☘ BR 1 AN ☘ @SweetBabyMoses
851 Followers 973 Following Irishman☘, Biker 1%er 🏍, Rugby Player 🏉, Guitar 🎸, Photography , Movies 🎬 Moto GP🏍UFC 🥊Boxing 🥊Motorcycle Road Racing 🏍 #LFC #CelticCarlyn Kidman @CarlynKidm55513
134 Followers 4K Following Happiness is the best makeup, and I'm wearing it proudlyCandance Newham @CandanceNe25065
137 Followers 4K Following Seeking the extraordinary in the ordinary moments of my journeyVincent Ladd @vincent_ladd
6 Followers 68 Followingkelsey klos @kelsey_klos
70 Followers 550 Following Spiritual/healer/guide 💫 IFA priestess 🙏 seer 🔮 reading 📖 tarot card soulmate waist bead🔆 lovesC A Scrimshaw Author @ca_scrimshaw
3K Followers 3K Following Retired nurse, survivor of child abuse & toxic marriage. Author of two memoirs and 4 children’s books, all available on Amazon. I am a woman, normal pronouns !Bazza, 🇮🇪🏴�.. @dcfc1928
784 Followers 2K Following here for the beer, the craic the odd political statement and generally slegging and any good music going, missing B&Q in my home town too💎 Gem 💎 @bellesrainbows
394 Followers 605 Following Living a gentle life with my little #chihuahua Belle 🐾 #crochet🧶 Tv 📺 Films 🎥 Books 📚 Love cake 🍰 🧁 ❤️married for over 3 decades❤️ #pwME 💙Chrome Attic Aberrati.. @ZachRamone
76 Followers 113 Following Photos and Wisdom - one of which I suck at...Dr Anna Cunningham �.. @LotsOfTreesHere
2K Followers 2K Following PhD survivor, public servant, p/t carer for SWD, muse to @dfgillie, food dispenser for Asbo. Cake. Swearing. Approved by Vogons. Fond of Biscuit Ghosts. #MDANTAn Stiubhart Dubh (Th.. @The_Mighty_S
2K Followers 2K Following A Scot seeking independence. Willing to dissent. Against Self ID. Tha beagan Gaidhlig agam. #Writer #SalvoVanessaBlues @VanessaBlues6
49 Followers 97 Following 👑✨ princess vibes 💋 Help me grow my channel :) https://t.co/DS5klU359V🌳🐈🐈⬛Cat.. @MumbrianSpinner
10K Followers 5K Following Small, noisy, critter-loving nurse. Throws horns a lot 🤘 Frequently outdoors, goofing with the bees 🐝Sara @theblackcatsays
788 Followers 853 Following Originally from Notts, now found dipping my toes in the sea around Cornwall Painter of fairy doors for the free fairy door trail to hopefully bring some smilesMappers @CarolMaps
16K Followers 2K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Lover of animals. Not so keen on humans. Fan of cats, kindness, cheese & socks. Doodles/paints a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.”Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 905 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweetSemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]Michael Thompson 🐈.. @michaelrt1986
2K Followers 2K Following Hello everyone welcome to my Twitter I only have 2 rules number 1) be nice to everyone 2) respect and love all animals. I have dyslexia they will be mistakes.Binty @BintyMustard
9K Followers 2K Following Lover of vintage & drag 🍒Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!💋Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMayHoly Crayons (That Cr.. @HolyCrayons
5K Followers 3K Following Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 2.0™️. Wholesome fun for all the family. Probably wearing pyjamas. Bangs on about Bowie a bit.I’m Spartacus! 🏴.. @imnotbitterbut
1K Followers 3K Following Mother to two hens and three dogs. Wife to a tall Scotsman. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Probably.Lintstein 🎣⚽️�.. @staffsref
2K Followers 2K Following Ground Engineering, referee, AVFC, Rammstein fan, metal, neurofunk, history, dinosaurs, fishing, and husband to a cycling wife... a bit nerdy, a bit not nerdy.Doris_Malula 🐾🌞.. @DorisVulva
2K Followers 4K Following I live at seaside with my dog Doris I look after OAPs & smoke the devil's lettuce A drunk man thought I was Myra Hindley I’m definitely wokeMegan 🍒 @artsngrafts
11K Followers 3K Following mum to a teen. wife to @dreamershxtel. 🌱. neurodivergent disabled artist + dv survivor. big fan of (plus size) sustainable fashion, earrings + cats ✨ (she/her)𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
12K Followers 2K Following Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice. Fortune depends on the tone of your voiceWhoomp! (There He is) @AlanwithanA
868 Followers 716 Following Signed clothes horse and camera starer in my extreme 40’s with time added on for injury and disappointmentRebecca Watson @TheRebeccaRiots
1K Followers 2K Following Caring for the nation’s heritage in Warwickshire • Heritage, knitting and nature • Amateur allotmenteer • Yellow Mini City ownerAshlei @ashBO4yuh
1K Followers 1K Following Mama x3 || Wifey || Weed smoker || Post Malone || Atheist || where's my snacks || cats x 5 || sometimes a lil spicy ||Chris G @Cornishleeds1
943 Followers 2K Following Leeds fan in Cornwall, massive advocate of Mental Health, Happily married with 2 kids, enjoy meeting new people on hereLady Martha @LadyMartha19
624 Followers 1K Following Won't sweat the small stuff, life's too short! I don't do trolling, toxicity or a pile on, don't drag me in, just scroll on by. I like positivity.Aimy🎀 @decentralmamas
5K Followers 3K Following Chris's Helpmeet | Homemaker | 2 Littles (+1 on the way) | 🇨🇦 ✝️ | Decentral Mamas Founder | https://t.co/iJ0sikAHk4 | https://t.co/O5nVcQmSdJPippa @pippafairclough
83 Followers 315 Following Maker of bad decisions. Lover of new projects. Bringer of snacks. Rather autistic.Pretty Spry 🖤 @prettyspry
685 Followers 694 Following 33 💜 they/them | in recovery | lover of dad jokes | MARRIED | dog&cat mama |my life is a mess and.. @mosgx2
1K Followers 1K Following 27 ~ sahm ~ Eliza🖤 ~ Malakai👼 (Stillbirth)~ Eevie🌈 (Persistent falcine sinus atretic encephalocele) ~ Private : @mosgx1 WBDFJoanna Moore @JoM0oRe
1K Followers 2K Following Senior Improvement Advisor @NHSBartsHealth. AHP l Passionate about learning & improving systems in healthcare l FAB Ambassador | @AHPQI. All tweets my own.Sarah (Rainbow Dandel.. @sarahbarron1985
429 Followers 542 Following #mentalhealthmatters #CPTSD #DID #Autism #ADHD #PND #crochetformindfulness #mhhsbd #smartsocialwinner #sbswinner April 2024Jessica @Jessica542196
689 Followers 1K Following The best protection any woman can have is courage.Kas✨ @_kasthomas
1K Followers 935 Following MSc psychology & education grad 📚 inpatient w/ bipolar disorder. tweets about patient advocacy, trauma, iatrogenic harm #MadTwitter 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇰🇷Donna @WarriorWomanDLJ
318 Followers 237 Following Warrior Woman • Proud Mummy • CSA survivor • MH Activist writing about the harms caused by the Personality Disorder construct.Debbie - The Snappy A.. @TheSnappyArtist
805 Followers 356 Following Photographer & Dog Mum *Tweets are deleted regularly*Fay @Effie_D
742 Followers 982 Following Mam of eldest & youngest. Thoroughly Teesside. Baker, walker, enthusiastic litter picker. Bit sensible, bit boring. A typo in every tweet. @[email protected]Christine...FCCT👩�.. @UpsalaGirl
4K Followers 5K Following Assistant Principal in an Alt Ed provision...🇨🇦 living in the 🇬🇧. NPQSL, M.Ed., Doctoral student...Mom to two boys...Animal Intervention enthusiast ❤OliveSprouts @OliveSprouts
1K Followers 950 Following Christian wife & mama / CREC / mostly boring tweets / doing the parenting splits between teens and baby #5Kentish @TheKentishlady2
585 Followers 550 Following Former Ninja skuller 🥷 lightweight piss artist, veggie, love animals, vodka, beards & bananas. Allergic to most humans!🦖🦕 Estelle 🦕.. @Estellosaurus
1K Followers 724 Following New Vlogs on Friday’s. Tea drinker. Full time cat whisperer. Expert in swear words. 🧜🏻♀️ [email protected]AmethⓋst Beeblebear.. @amethystbeeble
4K Followers 4K Following #AML🩸🦀survivor | Bi 🏳️🌈 | Sci Fi & Cult TV | Raised by Narcissists | #GTTO | Alternative 🎼🎶|🌱 Ⓥ | Animals & Plushies | #MeToo | She/her | 🚫DMs | 🐻❤️🐨Plain Old Northern Gi.. @CookieDohDynamo
910 Followers 1K Following #LFC #JFT97 Killing people with kindness since 1980. I'm not keen on anyone coming between me and a cheese toastie.Northern Girl ✨🌟.. @NG26731
14K Followers 15K Following 🇪🇺🇮🇹🇬🇧 love travel, rural life, cooking, wine, my horse, my dogs, art and movies. NO DM’s 🌹Rachel Tennison @rachel_tennison
176 Followers 280 Following complementary health practitioner, nyr seller, medium, dog fosterer, scout leader, mother to three teens, fibro warrier☘ BR 1 AN ☘ @SweetBabyMoses
851 Followers 973 Following Irishman☘, Biker 1%er 🏍, Rugby Player 🏉, Guitar 🎸, Photography , Movies 🎬 Moto GP🏍UFC 🥊Boxing 🥊Motorcycle Road Racing 🏍 #LFC #CelticJT @DettoriJane
8K Followers 3K Following Glass half Full kind of Woman - loves Porsche, Puddings, Gin in a tin and Frankie Dettori!! xSarahA @PambourSarah
490 Followers 704 Following Me,just as I am....nothing more, nothing less!Live for my girls, my cooking, Mental Health,my patients Food for Thought and Reminiscence Garden-ALL VIEWS MY OWNC A Scrimshaw Author @ca_scrimshaw
3K Followers 3K Following Retired nurse, survivor of child abuse & toxic marriage. Author of two memoirs and 4 children’s books, all available on Amazon. I am a woman, normal pronouns !Bazza, 🇮🇪🏴�.. @dcfc1928
784 Followers 2K Following here for the beer, the craic the odd political statement and generally slegging and any good music going, missing B&Q in my home town tooMud Cakes and Wine @mudcakesandwine
7K Followers 6K Following I love my garden and encourage nature. Always thinking about food. Three crazy boys one with #type1diabetes and ASD. Plus a glass of wineAn Stiubhart Dubh (Th.. @The_Mighty_S
2K Followers 2K Following A Scot seeking independence. Willing to dissent. Against Self ID. Tha beagan Gaidhlig agam. #Writer #Salvolaura godfrey @charlieIzzyTed
1K Followers 3K Following in a nutshell kids, school runs, work! dont let the past rule your future. Half human half giraffe! all views are mine apart from the ones from those in my headCez @cez_cats
432 Followers 463 Following Proud Welsh Woman. Mummy to Ollie & Benji #indywales #toriesout #autismmum #FBIWlouise marshall @louisem44848026
787 Followers 5K Following Here, there and everywhere......but mainly in Huddersfield.April Mac 🔜 edclv @aprilmac07
329 Followers 1K Following 27. festival season is my favourite season 🍻🎶🎵paul davis @pdavis43
8K Followers 7K Following born & bred east end boy now in essex who loves my family WHUFC ⚒ honest estate agent & loves drinking tea by the lake in pursuit of Carp, roast dinners.Samantha @__Samantha8
13K Followers 923 Following Owner of a bouncy Golden Retriever. Lover of all things travel ✈️🌏Dexter Morgan VI @DextersDesciple
617 Followers 2K Following massively obsessed with @offspring too many tattoos to count and a hell of a potty mouth. will always follow back. @chesterfieldfcAdam🇬🇧 💚🤗 @AdamSmi42720304
122 Followers 205 FollowingRead my header @doomed_uzer
2K Followers 392 Following Rob / Informed melancholy over blissful ignorance / Optimistic NihilismMeghan Nugent @MeghanNugent14
665 Followers 2K Following Very kind and loving young lady compassionate of others and love making new friendsClarks Customer Care @clarkshelp
7K Followers 5K Following The official Twitter for Clarks Shoes UK Customer Care.Nicola D @NicolaD722
4 Followers 8 FollowingCan’t even die of a heart attack walking the dog anymore because, WOKE
New normal 🤨 defib’s everywhere you go … I wonder why 🤔
Outside work having my lunch and remembering that this warm sunshine is where we’re headed and my lord does it make me feel good
What a load of old bollocks. Stop peddling this ageist, sexist shit. I married young and he was a cunt. Marry when you want, but for the right reasons and when you know and respect yourself.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but remember your worth
Miserably wet and windy here, so I've made mince pies. There was an unopened jar leftover from Christmas, so why not?
Enjoyed the Paisley food & drink festival tonight 🍾 #PaisleyIs
A 🧵 It’s the end of a 43-year love affair which started in 1971 with ballet shoes & school uniform @JohnLewisRetail and ended in 2024 with mixed changing rooms, bondage gear and fetishes. Britain’s favourite retailer and I have split up.
My dog took a huge shit on the pavement earlier and I had no bags. I have RAGED against this in the past so felt I had to do SOMETHING. In the end, I found a bit of chalky stone, drew a circle round the turd and an arrow pointing to it labelled, ‘DON’T WORRY. I’M COMING BACK!’
What a fxcking legend! 🍷
confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going
Upset a vegan today. 🙄 I see no point in it if you fill your diet with processed crap.
We’re stood within the last 4-5m (let’s say) & all these amazing people look on pain! Still waiting on our girl to go by & also Emma & Jamie - looks like they’re near each other but cuz says app has frozen on 18m Anyway, here’s a man running dressed as a pint! #EastEnders 😆
Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵 1. Wilma Hurskainen
I’ve lost 9.5kg mainly by avoiding bread and crisps and stuff. I REALLY miss bread and crisps and stuff 😩
Do not try this at home you say … my husband is currently stood on the babies high chair with a load of my scented candles around him with a pair of my tights on his head 🤦♀️ #BritainsGotTalent #BGT
So nice to meet my son’s boyfriend (on the right). Such a great lad, he’s down to earth and really he cares for him. That’s all you want for your kids isn’t it. 🌈
When did 'narcissist' become such a buzzword? If you don't like someone, they're immediately a narcissist. Narcissistic personality disorder is a very real thing that exists, but it can't possibly be present in every single person you don't like. They could just be a dickhead.