Hunstanton @hunstantonsmith
Not vicious or malicious, just de-lovely and delicious, the very much worse half of @kaffsmiffy ; “a dressmaking disco mate”… Joined January 2009-
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I’m unsure, I have an “old fashioned face”, this might not be helping. I might try it out for a day or two 🤔
What did you look like in 2013? (Love a bandwagon)
What did you look like in 2013? (Love a bandwagon) https://t.co/SGLvE9riog
I got a surprise parcel this morning from the fabulous @bemusedwithlife - we have a new house guest - I LOVE him! (And Sophie of course!) 👻 #YorkGhostMerchants
#Manchester - I need your help! Yesterday I ran the @Marathon_Mcr but I lost my wedding ring. I think it came off on Chester Road after the White City roundabout. This is a picture of the ring it has 'I love you 3000' inscribed inside it too. Plz help me get it back! #RT
Remember when I used to sell stuff? Well technically I still do although I am shutting the website down very soon because I do not have the time anymore So until the end of April using code CAKE you can get 25% off everything (not what is just here) shanti-shop.co.uk
I know I bang on about my mum, but she was the best mum and dad anyone could ask for. Today we’ve been out for a nice lunch, then Carmen at deMont, then back to hers for gin and gossip. My heart is so full I could burst. ❤️
Self promo Tuesday It takes less than 5 seconds to RT or like something. Big up your mates, help them out, even if you don't need anything done, you never know who might see it. insidesixtyone.com Cheers ✊
Post the oldest picture of you on your phone… I was a floppy haired idiot in a cardie then, whereas now… Ohhh. I miss those eyebrows and eyelashes though. <books microblading appointment>
Post the oldest picture of you on your phone… I was a floppy haired idiot in a cardie then, whereas now… Ohhh. I miss those eyebrows and eyelashes though. <books microblading appointment> https://t.co/RZLivPq7om
Just found this in my photos from Manchester…
I see the Scottish Clarins laboratory have started making me personalised skincare… 🫤
We’re just been to Weston Super Mare to stay with K’s dad and stepmum for the first time in ages. Firstly HOW is the Regent Omelette Bar still open? But I saw a present I painted 25 years ago. The massive bush (LOL) is gone now - I’ll ask him if he misses his green Sierra though.
Bandwagon alert… How I look How I talk
Rescue one TV character from their on-screen death. Who are you saving? It has to be…
Rescue one TV character from their on-screen death. Who are you saving? It has to be… https://t.co/QVTX4TpdGB
I am thrilled to realised we were in the same race as Jasmin Paris years ago, she narrowly* beat us in the OMM. *She won the Elite class obv, we were halfway down the D class, it was the most suffering you can have for £50. I got hypothermia and knocked myself out on a rock 😂
“James is very nice, but I’m glad he’s not my son” 🫠
“James is very nice, but I’m glad he’s not my son” 🫠
QT the last pic of you before the world changed four years ago. This was the Milton Keynes half marathon exactly four years ago today, the last time I ran under 90 minutes, and the day I caught covid for the first time - bit of a mixed bag really.
QT the last pic of you before the world changed four years ago. This was the Milton Keynes half marathon exactly four years ago today, the last time I ran under 90 minutes, and the day I caught covid for the first time - bit of a mixed bag really. https://t.co/Daeheg42gi
My dad died when I was little, and my mum brought me up alone. She’s been my rock and my hero - now, in her 80s she’s still a complete force of nature, I adore her. Love you mum.
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 904 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45
10K Followers 2K Following Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ism
Mappers @CarolMaps
16K Followers 2K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Lover of animals. Not so keen on humans. Fan of cats, kindness, cheese & socks. Doodles/paints a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.”
Grant @Grant_Colgate
14K Followers 1K Following
🌳🐈🐈⬛Cat.. @MumbrianSpinner
10K Followers 5K Following Small, noisy, critter-loving nurse. Throws horns a lot 🤘 Frequently outdoors, goofing with the bees 🐝
Jen Furby The X St.. @The_X_Stitcher
4K Followers 2K Following Multi lingual, sweary ceramic-based tycoon https://t.co/YAuB9G7ypH 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇬🇷🇨🇾 all views my own RTs not endorsement
𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
12K Followers 2K Following Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice. Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
Just Llama Business, .. @LlamaBusiness
3K Followers 5K Following Do I look like I’ve done meat bingo?
Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
22K Followers 2K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5
smacula @smacula
5K Followers 723 Following Drifting between being a nerd, doing scribbles, dad jokes, gifs and saying woohoo a lot. DMs open, he/him
Flups @TheRealFlups
19K Followers 379 Following I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
SemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]
Binty @BintyMustard
9K Followers 2K Following Lover of vintage & drag 🍒Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!💋Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMay
Sara @theblackcatsays
791 Followers 853 Following Originally from Notts, now found dipping my toes in the sea around Cornwall Painter of fairy doors for the free fairy door trail to hopefully bring some smiles
Winnie the Who @win_confidante
10K Followers 1K Following Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Supporter & brutal advice giver. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory
Jennifer @Jennife06113562
759 Followers 2K Following
Tommie Swearegene @TSwearegen54292
73 Followers 5K Following
Laura Granahan 🇺�.. @Lauragranahan28
1K Followers 4K Following Fibromyalgia warrior, Endometriosis warrior, ADHD not lazy. Arthur 🐾 Mila 🐾 Bear🐾🌈.
Chris Aguilar 💙 @ChrisAguilar15
837 Followers 2K Following Left of centre, HCA bank worker, Nanna to four perfect humans. Values kindness and politeness.
Cuckoo Walt @CuckooWalt
73 Followers 216 Following
Kerry @kezt88
669 Followers 4K Following I'm sarcastic, if you don't realise this, I can't help you. Usually tired.
Essex Addick @addick74
565 Followers 1K Following Martini sleeper - any time, any place, any where! Biker and ever optimistic Charlton fan. Opinions my own
Katie Clyde @kclyde73
352 Followers 2K Following Scot down south, psychiatrist, occasional gardener.
old jumpers @oldjumpers
33K Followers 3K Following stand-up comedian and comedy writer floating through a master’s in history
Andy @Andyofhandy
620 Followers 484 Following I am the resurrection…new account,was @_Andyhandy but this will be smaller & manageable. Wonky eyed,big nosed,brother,volunteer,lover not hater, bang average.
molly abrams @milbo_baggins
3 Followers 145 Following
Greta Salmons @GretaSalm
63 Followers 5K Following
Gurdeep Singh @TheTeacherWins
6K Followers 4K Following AHT. Aiming to bring positivity back into teaching at a time of real challenge-when the teacher, full of noble intentions, wins, everyone wins! Views all my own
0n1ydan5 @0n1ydan5
27 Followers 235 Following Delivering tech, online safety, fitness and cyber security content on the *very spicy side. *mild at best
Brenda @brendad04916238
688 Followers 3K Following
Aaron Newton @AaronNewton6775
58 Followers 436 Following
Foxton Rox @FoxtonRox
3K Followers 3K Following Badgers, Molly the Marmalade Cat, whisky, gardens, cheese, tranquility. Important stuff like that.
Labrador Retriever Cl.. @retri78183
2K Followers 4K Following 👉 Welcome to @retri78183 🐕 We share daily #Labrador Contents 🐾 Follow us if you really love Labrador Retriever
ManxManuel @ManxManuel
3K Followers 4K Following Hats worn: Maths Teacher👨🏫, Software Engineer👨💻, Data Analyst🤓, IT Manager💾, Husband🤵♂, Father👨👩👧👦, Gamer🎮, Swimmer🏊♂️, Music lover🎶
Tom Staniford @tomstaniford
11K Followers 2K Following Mktg/Law/Psych | Speaker | Consultant | Lecturer | Writer | https://t.co/XyAd007dD6
Graham Haines @HainesGrah21841
0 Followers 21 Following
VinylGirlForLife(Step.. @VinylGirl80s
44 Followers 180 Following Lover of music and a bit of a foodie. Master Baker. Not to be confused with..well, you know!
andrew ✌️ @beardedchef82
519 Followers 627 Following Gamer, Chef, dad, foodie, photographer, music lover 💚✌️. 🎮Xbox - Telemachus2682
⚡️UntrainingUltra.. @PluckleySave
1K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/FL25ReqwKN 🏃♂️ EV 🚙 solar ☀️ Octopus Energy share £100 https://t.co/RUWUwE5Syu Tesla referral https://t.co/XiLJ0Vi5z4
Iain Bishop @IainBishop2
385 Followers 3K Following
Big tim @Bigtim852020
4 Followers 143 Following
Sasha Speyer @sashaspeyer69
688 Followers 5K Following Hey I'm Sasha Swallows your sexy ass MILF step mommy 💞😚👅😈 https://t.co/Nz0ivnRmVD https://t.co/xIKRdwlpQx
Chester Helmuthh @HelmuthhChester
423 Followers 2K Following vote blue 💙… single gay Dad 💪. maybe an over-sharer 😬 🌈.
Isabelle Robin @isabellerobin45
89 Followers 635 Following 📍Mexico, City 🇮🇷 Surgeon Doctor 👩⚕️ Working With @who I Love Flowers 💐 My Moto Is To Provide A Healthy Life For You
Miggle Studio @BellinMax
1K Followers 3K Following Digital & Printable products maker, feel free to visit my shop below⬇️ YouTube: https://t.co/j2EFG39FB0
i'mali @maliyayla87
3K Followers 5K Following
jona2022 @jona202232
885 Followers 7K Following Hi, I'm 30 years old! 1.78 tall. With 20cm🍆🍆 I dedicate myself to selling xxx content, I have references..
Scott Sowski @ScottSowsk5866
85 Followers 638 Following
KINAMA NEWS INFOS @actugasorwe2002
421 Followers 2K Following Compte officiel de la Rédaction Kinama News Infos crée par un Refugiés Congolais au Burundi
Mr Harry Houdini #GTT.. @AustroHungar
8K Followers 9K Following The word Tory means outlaw and robber, that is factual! Being kind is a rare commodity in this world. Bain sult as an craic!
Escobite Vicky @escobite001
46 Followers 570 Following
Edwin @Edwin86517205
523 Followers 8K Following
HUGO 🥂✈️✈️ @Ilbi123
1K Followers 4K Following
Mark 🇬🇧 🇺�.. @TheBossnME
2K Followers 4K Following **NO DM's UNLESS WE KNOW EACH OTHER** Owned by The Boss 🐈⬛ I care too much 🤔 Nature, photography, cycling, aircraft, and cats 🥰 Enigmatic 👍
Nadine Paterniti @NPaternit
38 Followers 5K Following
Stefan Vidak (Photogr.. @StefanLVidak
746 Followers 3K Following Photographer. Heedful husband of novelist known to slay spouses. @SianVidak
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 904 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45
10K Followers 2K Following Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ism
Mappers @CarolMaps
16K Followers 2K Following Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Lover of animals. Not so keen on humans. Fan of cats, kindness, cheese & socks. Doodles/paints a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.”
Grant @Grant_Colgate
14K Followers 1K Following
🌳🐈🐈⬛Cat.. @MumbrianSpinner
10K Followers 5K Following Small, noisy, critter-loving nurse. Throws horns a lot 🤘 Frequently outdoors, goofing with the bees 🐝
Jen Furby The X St.. @The_X_Stitcher
4K Followers 2K Following Multi lingual, sweary ceramic-based tycoon https://t.co/YAuB9G7ypH 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇬🇷🇨🇾 all views my own RTs not endorsement
𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
12K Followers 2K Following Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice. Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
Just Llama Business, .. @LlamaBusiness
3K Followers 5K Following Do I look like I’ve done meat bingo?
Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
22K Followers 2K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5
smacula @smacula
5K Followers 723 Following Drifting between being a nerd, doing scribbles, dad jokes, gifs and saying woohoo a lot. DMs open, he/him
Flups @TheRealFlups
19K Followers 379 Following I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
SemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]
Binty @BintyMustard
9K Followers 2K Following Lover of vintage & drag 🍒Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!💋Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMay
Sara @theblackcatsays
791 Followers 853 Following Originally from Notts, now found dipping my toes in the sea around Cornwall Painter of fairy doors for the free fairy door trail to hopefully bring some smiles
Winnie the Who @win_confidante
10K Followers 1K Following Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Supporter & brutal advice giver. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory
Northern Exile @AllyStokoe
5K Followers 5K Following I know we've come a long way, we’re changing day to day but tell me, where do the children play?….
Laura Granahan 🇺�.. @Lauragranahan28
1K Followers 4K Following Fibromyalgia warrior, Endometriosis warrior, ADHD not lazy. Arthur 🐾 Mila 🐾 Bear🐾🌈.
0n1ydan5 @0n1ydan5
27 Followers 235 Following Delivering tech, online safety, fitness and cyber security content on the *very spicy side. *mild at best
Kerry @kezt88
669 Followers 4K Following I'm sarcastic, if you don't realise this, I can't help you. Usually tired.
Cuckoo Walt @CuckooWalt
73 Followers 216 Following
Chris Aguilar 💙 @ChrisAguilar15
837 Followers 2K Following Left of centre, HCA bank worker, Nanna to four perfect humans. Values kindness and politeness.
Essex Addick @addick74
565 Followers 1K Following Martini sleeper - any time, any place, any where! Biker and ever optimistic Charlton fan. Opinions my own
Katie Clyde @kclyde73
352 Followers 2K Following Scot down south, psychiatrist, occasional gardener.
Danielle @picklensquidge
156 Followers 369 Following Mum of two boys, Labradoodle Mama, Analyst- Finance, Fuelled by coffee, She/Her
old jumpers @oldjumpers
33K Followers 3K Following stand-up comedian and comedy writer floating through a master’s in history
Andy @Andyofhandy
620 Followers 484 Following I am the resurrection…new account,was @_Andyhandy but this will be smaller & manageable. Wonky eyed,big nosed,brother,volunteer,lover not hater, bang average.
Foxton Rox @FoxtonRox
3K Followers 3K Following Badgers, Molly the Marmalade Cat, whisky, gardens, cheese, tranquility. Important stuff like that.
grant @grantburt
12K Followers 12K Following わさ 侘び寂び Kintsugi Japanese art on the acceptance of things imperfect, impermanent and incomplete and appreciating them as beautiful 😍
Labrador Retriever Cl.. @retri78183
2K Followers 4K Following 👉 Welcome to @retri78183 🐕 We share daily #Labrador Contents 🐾 Follow us if you really love Labrador Retriever
ManxManuel @ManxManuel
3K Followers 4K Following Hats worn: Maths Teacher👨🏫, Software Engineer👨💻, Data Analyst🤓, IT Manager💾, Husband🤵♂, Father👨👩👧👦, Gamer🎮, Swimmer🏊♂️, Music lover🎶
🏎Rodney D A Nash �.. @rdanash
275 Followers 393 Following “still shaking the bush boss”. F1 fan, Ferrari ragazzi 🏎🏁spectating since BGP ‘81. Papa to the magnificent 7, OH @halcyonnash
STG #FBSI @stevietgrant
3K Followers 6K Following MA Lit and MEd University of London; ex sec HT/snr leader soc care. Belfast born, Irish citizen. Pro Scottish Indy/Irish unity. Wide interests, ask! DMs ok.
Iain Bishop @IainBishop2
385 Followers 3K Following
Former 28 Year Old Vi.. @VirginAt28
2K Followers 608 Following I lost my virginity when I was 28 years old to a man I met on Bumble & I shared it all on Twitter. Currently, going through my 1st heartbreak. It sucks balls.💔
Mr Harry Houdini #GTT.. @AustroHungar
8K Followers 9K Following The word Tory means outlaw and robber, that is factual! Being kind is a rare commodity in this world. Bain sult as an craic!
Martha Fairlie @ITVMartha
3K Followers 497 Following News Reporter @itvnews. Former Senior Germany Reporter BFBS, Education Correspondent BBC Scotland and BBC News 24 Reporter. All views are my own.
Mark 🇬🇧 🇺�.. @TheBossnME
2K Followers 4K Following **NO DM's UNLESS WE KNOW EACH OTHER** Owned by The Boss 🐈⬛ I care too much 🤔 Nature, photography, cycling, aircraft, and cats 🥰 Enigmatic 👍
KarlOnSea: Derides �.. @KarlOnSea
4K Followers 2K Following Sarcastic, gonzo cycle pervert. Inventor of #SPDCrocs 🐊, & the #MethsMartini 🍸. Builder of esoterica. Ironman, Super Randonneur, & all-round bicycle gigolo.
Jack Frost @thehollowhorn
14K Followers 16K Following Into music, movies, sports & Arsenal Pro UBI, Medicare4all, decentralized finance Against $ in politics, conformity, puritanism, private prisons, war, violence
Will Ellams @wellams1
448 Followers 994 Following Brit/European/Canuck/T.O./Van./UK Liberty/Love/Longevity/Life #BlackLivesMatter #IndigenousLivesMatter 🌈 🇵🇸 I'm trying 2B better, can we try together?
Tony Rodd @TonyRoddUK
6K Followers 3K Following Head Chef of @PomusMargate working alongside @RyanJacovides MasterChef finalist 2015 - The one with the moustache Husband to @BeckyLRodd He/Him - Drink/Drunk
BBC Radio 4 Today @BBCr4today
687K Followers 13K Following @BBCRadio4 flagship news programme, on air 6-9am weekdays and 7-9am on Saturday #R4Today The Today Podcast - episodes drop every Thursday on @BBCSounds
davidheath @daveheath
2K Followers 4K Following Taking pictures ... all images are my own and available at https://t.co/giHZ9ecbyN
Indie, britpop and ro.. @JanetHalmshaw
19K Followers 21K Following Limited edition prints are £50 plus postage.All work hand painted. Specialising in graffiti art and pop culture. Commissions considered.Thanks for your support.
The Lady Pandalorian @LadyPandalorian
3K Followers 992 Following Sorry for acting weird. I am weird. It will happen again. #photography #panda #themandalorian #grogu
Sarah Owen MP @SarahOwen_
27K Followers 8K Following Labour MP for Luton North |🇬🇧🇲🇾| Promoted by and on behalf of Sarah Owen at 3 Union St, LU1 3AN
H @swededamager00
212 Followers 318 Following Photos, thoughts, & rants, Deep house base hound. Recalcitrant. Makes gardens, grows plants, that sort of thing. MA Social Gaffery🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺Married.
@upuppunaway @upuppunaway
2K Followers 2K Following Karl and Howie have published two hilarious (?) books full of puns & one liners. Available here on Amazon: https://t.co/dRrXPKsGTI and https://t.co/jMt3swCQTa
Carol Jane @hebe_jane
352 Followers 748 Following Primary school music teacher. Favourites: cats, walking boots, comfy trousers and a nice cup of tea!
Nathaniel Hawkins @ManWalksAlone50
233 Followers 369 Following Married, mid 50s man w/ a secret feminine side & NSFW account. I wore a dress once & loved it. Fan of the word gender-performative & lingerie. He/Him
Catherine @JosephE59964r
18 Followers 122 Following 3️⃣0️⃣Scottish 🏴 | Dunfermline Athletic 🏁 | Wrestling|Rugby|🐎 | Bracken & Cuillin | 🐕| No DMs pls | No Under 18s |some NSFW|
Amanda @aralik03
54 Followers 381 Following
Helen Convery @aitchemcee283
370 Followers 915 Following Christian. Depression fighter. ASD. Runner. NHS Radiographer. Terrified for the future of the planet. Views my own and frequently nonsense. 🏴 🇪🇺
Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay
73K Followers 67K Following Arsenal, Columbo, travel, likes to discuss pretty much anything. Love my family. Loathe bullies. Truth and evidence matters. Retweets are not endorsements.
Louisa @LouisaBrunette
81 Followers 166 Following We’re all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars
SprostonCharlatan🌱 @mrs_harket
3K Followers 4K Following You’re furious, I’m glorious. Carer #autism #disabilityawareness Welsh 🏴
Roberts mount Gilead @oceanataata
2K Followers 5K Following Love them for what they are, forgive them for what they're not 💙 committed father, entrepreneur,ceo eagle shipping LLC
I’m very much enjoying the burn and learn I get from these! And now I know why Kermit is 🔥
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
Ran the stairs for the tube wearing cheetah print cowhide loafers and orange leather, girl got swag! 🥳
look at the silhouettes men used to wear
Tried to pick up a small brown leaf from the floor. Reader, it was not a leaf. *washes hands in scalding hot water*
Good morning friends in my phone. Early start for me as I head down to HQ this morning. Hope your day goes smoothly & you find some reasons to smile. All the best Grumps 😊
This feels discriminatory. “Post a picture of you with long hair.”
What actor can play a hero and villain equally brilliantly?
What actor can play a hero and villain equally brilliantly?
Apologies for the downturn in weather - I shaved my legs last night
Pinch Punch You big shower of electric fuckers We batter on
I’ve had a written job offer. The first thing I noticed was the spelling mistakes.
It should be illegal that you have to wake up enough to go to bed. Go upstairs Undress Loo Teeth Creams, lotions and potions Pain relief Medications… I want to be bathed, powdered and PJd then carried up to bed after I’ve fallen contentedly asleep. I’m starting a petition.
@Patrick356RS I’ve had an absolutely terrifying 12 months with work stuff. You know, if I lose this we’re fucked type stuff. But we continue in hope. The lyrics from this song resonate. “You kept your boat afloat for so long” “I saw you try to stop the sunset on your own”
@hunstantonsmith @itaintwhywhywhy That was me own personal jn back in the day. And even though I lived there for 40 years I could never remember what the deal was with J21A. You could either go on it or off it but not both but depends on whether you were going to, or exiting from, north or south
@hunstantonsmith @itaintwhywhywhy It would definitely envoke the you-know-what-bots.
@hunstantonsmith @itaintwhywhywhy J25 of the M1 northbound. #home
@hunstantonsmith @itaintwhywhywhy I don't know if I can tell it.
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