Claudia @BeeClaudia00
I’m much taller in real life East Midlands, England Joined November 2018-
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Using the remote to put a password into the telly.
Using the remote to put a password into the telly.
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Watching all of us strangers again with no distractions this time knowing what I know now
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I hope this email finds you- Waldo: *slams laptop shut* holy fuck that was close
I’m just a girl sitting in a line of cars waiting for the tip to open
The worst thing about yesterday is the part that attached itself to today
A call from my bf to say he’s got butter and pastries and he’s on his way over
On Fridays we eat cheese toasties and watch tv in cosy socks with the heating on
I have just realised this next phase is called thicc power snack so I’m going embrace it like the bears I’ll fight in the forest
How old do you have to be until you can correctly judge the milk/cereal ratio?
Roy Orbison drove all night, crept in your room to make love to you and then asked if that’s alright.
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Using the remote to put a password into the telly.
name something harder than this😭
Sunrise at Stonehenge today (26th April) was at 5.49, sunset is at 8.21pm🌤️
Just went to wish someone a happy birthday and saw they’d unfollowed me.
I hope this email finds you- Waldo: *slams laptop shut* holy fuck that was close
@BeeClaudia00 Nothing like a tip run! Time to buy more stuff to replace what you just dumped! 😂
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@BeeClaudia00 Shirley says turn it up May you Turn your garbage to gold youtu.be/A1nnOXkPMho?si…
@BeeClaudia00 Yes but think how good you feel after a tip run! Cleansed!
This is fucking remarkable for all number of reasons.
confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going
Love how this news article makes it sound like Kevin Bacon is visiting a war zone.
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Another day of drinking in the sun for me.
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