Don Swan @TheSwanDon
Joined December 2011-
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Minnesota: You can have 5mg gummies but no more than 50mg at a time Michigan: Here’s your CHEETAH PISS
if twitter dies this is how i choose to remember it
Saxophonist Frankye Laforgue performing "In a Sentimental Mood" beneath a bridge.
Very legal & very cool
The world's first trombone rhythm game is instantly a GOTY contender. And no, I'm not kidding. Turn up the volume and hear Beethoven like you've never heard it before. trib.al/pFwvN8z
1/ What makes me so mad about the Aaron Rodgers stuff - and there are buckets and buckets of things to be mad about - are the things he didn't say. I heard zero mention of the 750,000 American souls who have died from this virus, a number bolstered by people like himself who...
GOD IS DEAD
I wanna party with Garth
I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology. I’ve been critical of the Trump presidency these last four years, and am still exhausted from the experience. But to be fair, President Trump wasn’t that bad, other than
One thing you see a lot on here is people pointing out the contradictions in the putative views of Trump’s GOP. COVID is a Chinese plot but also a hoax. The insurrection was antifa but also a tour of patriots.
Watched this SO many times during the last year
Watched this SO many times during the last year
It is always darkest before the boys are back in town
If you told a person in the 1950s that in 2020 housing would cost over 50% of income, college would take a lifetime to repay, families could barely make do even with mom working, we were locked in endless wars, & govt was paralyzed by crisis? They'd assume we lost the Cold War.
A $7.25 minimum wage in the year 2021. Go fuck yourself
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FRO VO @fro_vo
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Rich Harrington @McNarstle
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Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
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waterbuffalo @waterbu26472313
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Socially Socialist-Fi.. @earthlingHumans
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Carabella * Joe Biden.. @MobiusTwister
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Ellie Singer 🤠💕 @EllieGSing
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Coffee. Is. My. Savio.. @funnymcfuntots
1K Followers 4K Following I’m a blue, blue Julie in a red, red state, Ohio transplant. Reader, thinker, F-word dropper, fur kid mom, 🌈 supporter, politics junkie, feminist, wife
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Brian @BriansSchlong
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Parenthesis Brackets .. @Holeinoneboy
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Doug Wright @DougWrightPA
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Marl @Marlebean
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rob delaney @robdelaney
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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
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Brian Gaar @briangaar
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings
465K Followers 559 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
Timothy Burke @bubbaprog
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Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren
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Michael Cusack @MichaelRCusack
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Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig
1.0M Followers 119 Following Your source for the latest trends, discoveries, and most shocking truths & little-known facts about the world. 🚀 DM us your findings!
HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive
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Destiny Updates @DestiDarko
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80s 90s 00s @80s90s00s
4K Followers 0 Following A look back at all things 80s, 90s and 00s. Film, TV, Music and more. Enjoy!👌
grace holland @ghollandsworld
18K Followers 26 Following bunny mom + perfect sweetie + head buckle bunny 🤍 im also @thebiggestyee $gracehollandxx
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon
789K Followers 655 Following Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
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Acyn @Acyn
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Marius Hauken @mhauken
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw
198K Followers 2K Following Former Special Counsel @DeptofDefense. Co-editor-in-chief @just_security. Chaired Professor NYU Law. Former Chaired Professor Harvard Law. Co-director @RCLS_NYU
Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix
31K Followers 2K Following previously: @vice, mostly @noiseymusic. @tombrodude forever. @Kushkobainredux forever. listen to @nersey_ #MindYourBusiness2023
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars
603K Followers 228 Following @jasonselvig + @davramdavram - New podcast “The Good Liars Tell The Truth” is OUT NOW. Listen and subscribe👇
On Cinema at the Cine.. @OCATCOfficial
26K Followers 376 Following Great guests, great conversation, and a few arguments it's On Cinema at the Cinema 🍿 Become a member today and watch Season 14 and the 11th Oscar Special now!
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
899K Followers 2K Following Editor-in Chief https://t.co/HLS0hEHY1C, Co-host Uncovered, Attorney, Marine, Former Federal and State Prosecutor, Republican Party Insane Asylum Escapee
crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
437K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
good reddit @GoodReddit
1.3M Followers 130 Following owned by a bag of marbles // sometimes bad or questionable reddit // dm for submissions
Tristan Snell @TristanSnell
495K Followers 69K Following Lawyer, legal commentator, fighter for democracy. Prosecuted Trump University @ NY AG. Commentator @ MSNBC, CNN. Author of the new book TAKING DOWN TRUMP.
MN CRIME | Police/Fir.. @MN_CRIME
99K Followers 3K Following 👀 Watching crime, so you don't have to 🔈 #Minneapolis #StPaul & greater MN since ‘18 | see more at @WI_CRIME & https://t.co/iHHIxpWjVq | We want your video! DM w/ tips
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holland🐰 @thebiggestyee
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Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_
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Dylan Burns 🇺🇦�.. @DylanBurns1776
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Chris Jones @JonesForAR
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The Simpsons @Simpsons_tweets
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Will Stancil @whstancil
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Rep. Matt Gaetz @RepMattGaetz
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On Cinema? More like .. @Oncinema2020
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The White House 45 Ar.. @WhiteHouse45
24.2M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Don’t gulp - Season 2 premieres May 12th at Midnight - next day on Max #smilingfriends #adultswim
YAY hope you enjoyed the first ep of Smiling Friends season 2!! Or that you find a link somewhere to watch it later!! Thanks everyone luv u!! 😀😀😀
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Anita Dicknme, 43, of St. Joseph, MO who allegedly took fawn’s into her home and raised the deer with the intentions of training them to attack hunters was taken into custody Friday. At the time of the arrest Dicknme was in possession of several grams of meth,
Every time I watch this I cry laughing
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Minnesota becomes the 23rd state to legalize recreational marijuana.
Did my cat write this
"So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?"
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"Daddy, what do taxes pay for?"
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