Ali Parr @ParrtyCat
internet woman. words @ mental floss, reductress, bustle, sherman ave and more Joined September 2013-
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I logged back into Twitter for the first time in a month for this, totally worth it
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People on house hunters are crazy acting like they "can't possibly use this kitchen" with the current countertops Bitch I have never in my life had marble countertops and have yet to starve to death
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Dan Campbell drawing an 18 in blackjack: “hit me.”
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Saw this ad for a pizza place on Cape Cod called Pizza Shark the other day and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.
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soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
@wholemilkbitch ooh thank you for the warning I was gonna check it out!
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Jimmy Johnson is steaming mad x.com/somedubvids/st…
And now here I am on Twitter? Like if this ain't a cry for help idk what is
Deleted Instagram and now I'm just wasting my time on LinkedIn instead like wtf
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Never change, Gardner Minshew. Never change.
Can someone please give me a job I like having food to eat I know classic millennial
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We have a million NFL feeds and none dedicated to halftime corgi races? What are we even doing here.
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Nothing makes me more nervous for this Colts game than all 3 of the pregame show guys picking them to win 😬
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Brandon Staley on onlyfans next week after getting fired x.com/chetUbetcha__/…
Does anyone think I'd be a good cat trainer cause I'm seriously considering it
Also open to suggestions for a career change bc AI is taking all the jobs and I hate it
So it seems like Twitter is not gonna ever bounce back to it's former glory so I am gonna skedaddle on out of here once and for all! But this is basically the only social media I use for networking so if anyone is looking for a dumb writer or editor please hit me up!!
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