Ryan Kearney @rp_kearney
just fell out of a coconut tree | he/him 🏳️🌈 instagram.com/rpkearney Washington, DC Joined August 2010-
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“comedy is okay, but clown? is more difficult…”
…….OR COULD WE
…….OR COULD WE https://t.co/gE142EryuT
a three-me espresso kind of Monday, i fear….
we absolutely could not be any more back if we tried!!!
People in LA……..you’re welcome 😎 (my flight landed here ~10 min ago)
People in LA……..you’re welcome 😎 (my flight landed here ~10 min ago)
genuinely cannot decide if smearing student protestors in the world’s most innocuous photo as literal TERRORISTS (?!) is more or less egregious than including a hipster punchline that’s older than half of those students……
genuinely cannot decide if smearing student protestors in the world’s most innocuous photo as literal TERRORISTS (?!) is more or less egregious than including a hipster punchline that’s older than half of those students……
the funny thing is that if you believe this then it becomes even more imperative to re-elect Biden to spite his secret plan to lose
the funny thing is that if you believe this then it becomes even more imperative to re-elect Biden to spite his secret plan to lose
if we are friends or acquaintances or mutual followers and you have ears that resemble these please know that there is a ~9,000% chance that i have had a gigantic crush on you at some point in time!!!
if we are friends or acquaintances or mutual followers and you have ears that resemble these please know that there is a ~9,000% chance that i have had a gigantic crush on you at some point in time!!!
“that’s that ME espresso?!?”
oy mista! that's that me espresso
The assassination of political rivals as an official act. Understand what the Trump team is arguing for here. Take it seriously and at face value. This is not a game.
The assassination of political rivals as an official act. Understand what the Trump team is arguing for here. Take it seriously and at face value. This is not a game.
wait i did not know that today was NATIONAL Take Your Child to Work Day and have been operating under the assumption that the ~7 gay guys i saw tweet about it all just worked at the same company in New York 😭😭
(i mean it’s obviously shitty and unfair but like….if the interview really means *this* much to that goofy paper…..then wouldn’t the easiest way to turn off their spigot of nonstop age coverage be to just….sit down and get the fucking interview over with?)
(i mean it’s obviously shitty and unfair but like….if the interview really means *this* much to that goofy paper…..then wouldn’t the easiest way to turn off their spigot of nonstop age coverage be to just….sit down and get the fucking interview over with?)
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Town 2.0 as far as the eye can see
I'm sorry what skyline is this
Idk i just really liked this picture of myself thanks for stopping by
me to the graphic designer who made this dc skyline
I'm sorry what skyline is this
If you regularly engage with this account like it's a real person and not a very obvious joke I think you're a little dumb sorry.
Trainer gave me a new tiddie circuit today, watch this space
me dipping an ozempic pill in the LA River
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
I like that the gym uses Lisa Frank colors.
fresh out the shower, I know who my first tweet will be to
Close friends saw it, butni also like the second pic where im a but meatier
This is a grindr screenshot that is ok to post actually 👨🏻🎨
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