Ludwig 🏃♂️ @paulludwig
Breadstick ambassador. Dipping sauce historian. instagram.com/paulbenj Chicago, IL Joined April 2009-
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Let a lady go in front of me at Chipotle who then placed an order for 9 people
Clarence Thomas barely asks any questions and then always votes exactly the way you think he will. What a waste of space.
taught my coworker's son the importance of blocking off a lunch hour on your outlook calendar! #TakeYourChildToWorkDay
TikTok influencers rushing to reactivate their YouTube Shorts channels:
overheard on my run today: "he wants to turn it into an AirBnB. I don't want people coming into my house. I don't even like when my husband comes into my room."
Yes, I have an entire section of the closet that's just random items I might need one day for a theme party or halloween costume, and no, I haven't worn any of it for over a decade BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
i got to hug @paulludwig so last night was a success
I realize you're all listening to that big new album today but I found this absolute GEM from @ZeeMachineMusic and @BentleyRobles and I just think you all should know about it okay that's all have a great Friday
now what is a tennis player doing with all that
just ran 20 miles did I listen to Illusion 52 times in a row?
I've already finished wordle, connections, the mini crossword and sudoku what more could I possibly accomplish today?!
just ran 11 miles is the Andersonville Taco Bell Cantina ready for me?
good morning only to those of you who didn't get raptured yesterday
wasn't going to but you know what, maybe I will just give up and look up at the sun today
You guys, it's getting harder but this aging body managed a 7 minute/mile pace this morning. I'm calling it a win!
Do you think Casper Ruud lost today because he was deeply distracted by Pedro Martinez' beautiful eyes?
act iii should be showtunes
I'm actually somewhat disappointed that I'm just learning this 9-1-1 TV show has a character that I'd totally be invested in. WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TELL ME THAT JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS ON THIS SHOW?!
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I was just asked if I have an all-time favorite scene in a legal movie. And I think they wanted/expected some high brow answer but I responded with this:
Dorinda on season 3 of Traitors making someone drink from the poisonous chalice
Vanessa Williams serving up the surprise Song of the Summer 😱
@paulludwig That was rude of her to not be like: I have a big order
@paulludwig Why did she let you???? Say, “thanks but I’m ordering for NINE people!!!!!”
@jbrendanfrazier To get my carryon in that f**king overhead bin before people use it to store their coats. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt
@jbrendanfrazier It's not being first on the plane that's important, it's getting overhead space for your carry on before it gets filled and they make you check your bag.
I’ll never get over how great my parents’ wedding portrait is
@ihatejoelkim those of us who stan the Countess of Pop
@paulludwig no she's so wrong for that, how in the world are you gonna scoot by without mentioning you need NINE BURRITOS 😭😭😭
@paulludwig I'm sure the lady looked at u like
@paulludwig Hindsight is 20-20. Also kindness is still kindness. She would had made that order regardless if you let her in front. You should still feel proud for your kindness
This is my life.
Let a lady go in front of me at Chipotle who then placed an order for 9 people
Took a break for some park time!
Today’s Friday Night Pasta™ is a mushroom/onion/pea pasta in a pesto cream sauce.
@paulludwig this specific reaction image is so dark and perfect i just burst out laughing for a solid minute 😂
@paulludwig she really said
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