superman @MrSandeepP
Just a parody account. Nothing to see here, move a long. Canada Joined April 2009-
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*sits down to write my "best man" speech* * "I write sins not tragedies" starts playing in my head* FML
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@insultsrare This edit deserves an Oscar
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She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
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@ayeejuju Situational awareness🥸
*takes your hand and leads you the bedroom* This is where the magic happens.. David Blaine: hold my beer..
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Ambivalence kills relationships...slowly
Ambivalence kills relationships...slowly
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Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.
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had no idea this is how trashcans are born
Watching people transform from being funny to extremely unhinged on here should be studied.
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Being fat during the Ozempic craze actually makes me more impressive because it is like damn that guy is really committed to being fat
Getting shutdown by a fat chick is way more devastating than being turned down by a hot one.
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I honestly can no longer tell if people are tweeting these bugshit crazy theories in bad faith to farm engagement or if everybody is just completely insane to a frightening degree. Good society, great website
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Blaming the car companies instead of the criminals for car theft is legit insane 🤣
Blaming the car companies instead of the criminals for car theft is legit insane 🤣
*first date* Her: what do you like doing in your spare time: Me:
Don't you ever wish that life was sometimes like a "Craig David 7 Days" music video?
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@househiscane He should just stay in his House then.
Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think "Wow, how'd they do that effect!" then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff
@BadMedicalTakes Damn… they’re tracking my spare tire now?
@elonmuskADO Tbh, nobody calls it X
Morgan Freeman is awesome
Morgan Freeman: "I'm a huge fan of Elon Musk. I think he's got the most incredibly forward-thinking ideas about where we can go technologically. What he's done, nobody else has ever done." @morgan_freeman @elonmusk
@insultsrare This edit deserves an Oscar
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
@ayeejuju Situational awareness🥸
@vandevenesque Yule so desperate to see blondes that you ignore a bad pour. That level of simping is not masculine.
Ambivalence kills relationships...slowly
“When I’m single, I want to be in a relationship. When I’m in a relationship, I miss being single. And worst of all, when the relationship ends and my captor-lover finally moves on, I regret everything and don’t know what I want anymore.” — @neilstrauss
😂
CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools' Day buff.ly/2wThtVd
Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.
had no idea this is how trashcans are born
Being fat during the Ozempic craze actually makes me more impressive because it is like damn that guy is really committed to being fat
Some bicyclists make me wish I had a Mario Kart turtle shell
6yo: can we go outside & get blown away in the wind? Oh my sweet baby I thought you'd never ask.
waiter: soooo do you have any room for dessert? me (frantically moving chairs and tables out of the way): idk,,, how big is this fucken cake?
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