VELVEETA BLOODFUCKER @SlabBaconBP
He makes his home all over the place. He goes to sleep by falling down on his face. eatsomethinghighlyunpleasant.com face down on the pavement Joined July 2011-
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It’s preposterous that I’ve never heard of this guy who said this in the EARLY 1800’s!!! I’ve got some research to do. The foresight is unbelievable. It’s getting close to coming to fruition, folks.
Jewelry made of semi-precious metal; perfect for all those semi-precious ladies out there.
Always a bridesmaid, never a stuntman in a blockbuster action movie.
Finally, a playlist just for me
What base is it when she comes at you with a big knife?
I have a theory about Kate Middleton's health and here it is: Nobody gives a shit.
Still waiting for my diarrhea problem to become our diarrhea problem
A face for radio and a voice for silent theatre
Meat gazer.
I’d give up to three body parts of my choosing for Jayden Daniels to be a Bronco. That’s probably what it would cost to move up that far, but I’m willing to do my part. Or parts.
I’d give up to three body parts of my choosing for Jayden Daniels to be a Bronco. That’s probably what it would cost to move up that far, but I’m willing to do my part. Or parts.
My hobby is thinking I’m hitting backspace over and over and winding up with a screen full of Ms. Then I repeat the process. More fucking Ms. Great times. Really, really relaxing.
Sometimes I get scared that I’m so handsome that I might not ever die
I did the perfect amount of drugs last night. 🤌🏻
Either get to the nearest innernette and buy this literature or FIGHT ME. Or buy it AND fight me. amazon.com/Faith-Filthy-F…
Every time I try to screenshot something I either turn my phone off or call the Vatican.
Improved live laugh love just dropped
Since people can’t be funny on here without getting suspended these days, it’s only useful for jerking off to the AI girl pics. Just kidding. A few people are still funny.
ya don’t hear the term “God’s gift to women” much since I started staying home at night
I took such a long nap today I’m afraid I might be woke now
brazzers fired me after only one scene cuz i kept calling the head of my penis my “blit”
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Faith for the Filthy,.. @FaithfortheFFF
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Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
17K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.
Lisabug @Lisabug74
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Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
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Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
wendy’s kid @JermHimselfish
21K Followers 2K Following Words cannot begin to describe the way that I feel about stuff
Hyugo_AI @HyugoAI
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748 Followers 307 Following dad, musician (https://t.co/6GRgbFOfWZ), writer, abolitionist, baseball guy. I am open to the coincidences. #BlackLivesMatter #NoDAPL
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51K Followers 344 Following 今はTwitterの削除画像や寝姿サンプル公開中 ファンサイトは下記のリンクから Currently, deleted images from Twitter and sleeping samples are being released. The fan site is at the link below
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1K Followers 58 Following AI美女画像作成の超初心者です。Seaart TensorArtなどで修行中 AIっぽくない顔の娘を目指して奮闘しています。無断転載はご遠慮ください。All pictures are generated by AI.
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まりの | Marino @marino_aigirl
8K Followers 103 Following まりのです💕無断転載禁止! I’m Marino🇯🇵Japanese idol✨Fan Site🔞 → https://t.co/xBCkJNkh99
Celestial @6_celestial_6
56K Followers 340 Following Sent from heaven 🌌 Find my premium content, including cosplay and dark,naughty delights at link below 💋 no message reply here WX🚪 1314
Juddy @iAmJuddy
22K Followers 8K Following Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you.
Martin Kulldorff @MartinKulldorff
393K Followers 3K Following Epidemiologist, Biostatistician, Infectious Disease Outbreaks, Vaccine Safety, Shared Parenting. @gbdeclaration @AcadSciFreedom @NatlParentsOrg
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your own personal jes.. @Kappa_Kappa
29K Followers 397 Following i am very important but i don't like to talk about how important i am because even though i am more important than most people all people are equal in my eyesPretty sure I found the most unaware tweet of all time. Incredible player, but who isn’t durable, cares too much about individual accolades, and plays the most annoying brand of foul baiting basketball in the league. Who asks their favorite player to flop all over the place?
Joel Embiid should have 0 haters. He’s everything people ask their favorite athlete to be.
Always a bridesmaid, never a stuntman in a blockbuster action movie.
@GunloverClub1 Felony on camera and on the internet 🤣
You still don’t hate the media enough.
A man using the women’s changeroom at the Cowichan Aquatic Centre has sparked hate towards transgender people. cheknews.ca/man-using-wome…
What base is it when she comes at you with a big knife?
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Mitch Hedberg
Which historical figure do you wish was alive to have a Twitter account?
@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 These “men” beat their wives and children
in the 80s every older brother you knew had an iron maiden poster and told you to get the fuck outta here
I have a theory about Kate Middleton's health and here it is: Nobody gives a shit.
What a douchey thing to post
What a douchey thing to say.
Still waiting for my diarrhea problem to become our diarrhea problem
Jimmy Kimmel is about as funny as kicking a coffee table in the dark
Greed is a runaway freight train.
BREAKING: It seems like the #NFL is going to push the NFLPA to agree to expand the season to 18 regular-season games, per NBC Sports
I’d give up to three body parts of my choosing for Jayden Daniels to be a Bronco. That’s probably what it would cost to move up that far, but I’m willing to do my part. Or parts.
Jayden Daniels on meeting at the #NFLCombine with the Broncos and Sean Payton, who he calls “the guru”:
@SlabBaconBP Flaming Lips are playing Yoshimi in full on the waterfront in Burlington this summer if you’re looking for a vacation by the way
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