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TheLostEnvoy 🐙 @EnvoyLost

Under the Radar. Very susceptible to flattery. Stupid grins a lot. American Bully dad. ADHD is my superpower. The black crayon is mine twitter.com/search?q=from%… Out on the moors Joined March 2020
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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

3 days ago

When Junior Doctors are on £16 an hour and MP's are on £46 an hour. And raising the Junior Doctors pay by £4 an hour is unaffordable, even though they just raised MP's pay by £5 an hour. It's hard not to see the lie. RT if Junior Doctors NEED paying.

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CharlesWynfordLodge @2hrTV

5 days ago

@implausibleblog Schrödinger's Rwanda. It is safe, yet at the same time hellish enough to be a deterrent?

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Mark Hoban @MarkSaintsHoban

5 days ago

@implausibleblog

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S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky

5 days ago

sorry i’m late…i was trying to find my will to live

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Diablo @Diablo

5 days ago

Duriel the Maggot King has enlisted you to help sacrifice his horde. For every 25 likes on this post we will donate 45,000 maggots to birds undergoing treatment and rehabilitation at @TiggywinklesUK. Send millions of maggots to meat their maker.

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Aunt Cunt @AuntCunt

6 days ago

Men that wear shorts in all weather are actually 10 years old in their minds

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poiuytrrwqlkjhgf @erpilarbis

6 days ago

@Gerashchenko_en Haha You know how we pronounce putin in Frenchy ? And what it means…

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anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin

a week ago

England needs to split from London & the South East and form an alliance with Scotland, Wales and Ireland. The capital would be Manchester and elected politicians would actually make decisions to benefit the people.

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Stephen 🪿 @iamstphn

a week ago

I’m just on twitter to read the hot takes by the Alpha Male twitter bros

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Leggy Del Pain @coffeeandvinyl1

a week ago

Microaggression? Treat yourself to a full size aggression. Baby, you're worth it!

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The Sweaty Gardener ☕🌷 @SweatyGardener

a week ago

All these fuckers posting pictures saying "this is 50" looking like they just stepped out of a Calvin Klein model shoot and I'm here struggling to put on socks standing up.

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TRAUMARESPONSE @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE

a week ago

Life hack: don't be afraid to be disliked.

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❥ 𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ❥ @jen_in_reverie

2 weeks ago

So if I don't go big can I go home?

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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks

2 weeks ago

This is how I found out OJ Simpson died, there’s no way I’m ever leaving this app 😭

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TheLostEnvoy 🐙 @EnvoyLost

2 weeks ago

just a random dedication to @fkababedoings enjoy your day beautiful 😘 505 youtu.be/qU9mHegkTc4?si… via @YouTube

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lals @Alanascottish

3 weeks ago

This makes me laugh...and it makes my eye twitch a little, too

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3 weeks ago

What’s your favourite British statement of surprise? Mine are “well I never” and “blummin’ ‘eck!”

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Ovary Action 💚💙🖤 @Bripping_Talls

4 weeks ago

Get in loser, we're jumping in a ditch and giving up.

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shitshowmaster @fkababedoings

4 weeks ago

Trust the overthinker who says they love you. They have, most assuredly, thought of all the reasons not to.

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TheLostEnvoy 🐙 @EnvoyLost

4 weeks ago

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