My Name Is Jif @jmksr68
Army vet. Living life as a single Dad and grandpa now. I am laughing and smiling every day! 💙 Joined March 2011-
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I hated to get rid of it because that rug really tied the room together.
Sound Of Silence - MonaLisa Twins (Simon & Garfunkel Cover) // MLT Club ... youtu.be/UNIP7mFB2Mw?si… via @YouTube WOW, these girls are good. Their accent is mystical
An erection is sign language for "you're sexy."
About a year into dating my ex wife I heard her pronounce library like lie berry and I can't believe I fucking married her anyway.
I’d say 40 percent of the time when I ask for Root Beer I get Dr. Pepper.. yuck. 😂😂
Just trying to make it in life
I woke up laughing today. I must have slept funny.
SATAN: Is there any way to make mornings worse? INVENTOR OF THE ALARM CLOCK: I'm about to blow your mind
A milk man but he drops off bags of doritos
It’s Tuesday !!!! You know what that means….. Absolutely nothing except back to work another day.
All it takes is two people who each think they’re the lucky one
natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsndNot Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgerspaused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
12K Followers 4K Following life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortemSuugah Boogah @N_Doemostmuted
8K Followers 4K Following Laugh, joke and talk my shit...You can argue with yourself......#RaiderNation #Lakeshow #DodgersThe Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
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37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoForward March @RunOldMan
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85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥The Clarty Plodger. �.. @Prince_Madness1
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2K Followers 2K Following Welsh girl. ‘Really childish sometimes’. Talks way too much. Owner of Border Collies and small people.EmeraldEyes22 @Mandabean26
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2K Followers 2K Following We are poets, who enjoy photography, and we’ll repost our favorite poem of the day from the #vss365’s #writerscommunity at 3pm est with a highlight response.𝓍𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒�.. @xAngelicTEASEx
7K Followers 2K Following 👑 Queen of TEASE 👑 life is too short to update my bio 🌸 Sweet, Southern & Sassy.♱ ֆǟɨռȶ VɎØ�.. @Aethereal_Haze
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90 Followers 635 Following I am a husband, father, gamer, geek, avid reader, M.S. Cyber Security, and sole owner of my own opinions. Slayer of big scary monsters and a sleeping dragon.Kelli_with_an_i @KelliDPowers
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1.7M Followers 8K FollowingJenny Shaw @lilhousgreendor
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13K Followers 12K Following 🏳️🌈👭/TransAlly🏳️⚧️/Luv🐶s/DeadHead🌹/Atheist 🚫Gods/Pro-Abortion ⚢ She/Her/SaintsFan⚜️LSU/MAGAsAreNotPatriots!!!FreePalestine🇵🇸StopTheGenocide🇵🇸🇵🇸kim kelley @mskimkelley
3K Followers 2K Following feminist. mom. pro-choice. amateur baker. buy me french fries and i’ll love you…until i finish the french fries. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 (she/her)VioletMist333 @BluVioletMist33
3K Followers 1K Following Fitness freak, writes reviews, music photography. Music addict, indie fan, tea,biscuits, dark choc, cake. Sweary chat, tries to play guitar, practically perfectDuchess Anna of Banan.. @duchess_banana
24K Followers 5K Following Food, sports, and filth. Distributing the finest word vomit since 2019. @VancityReynolds liked one of my tweets once.Kelly D 🟦🟧 @KellDA
66K Followers 28K Following Tuesdays are for politics and pizza. Most likely going to hell. Alarmist. Peasant. Obsessed with Richard III. Fuck the NRA. Fuck all these Nazis.Rainne ™ @SumAssemblyReqd
3K Followers 286 Following 🎨Art▵🐕Animals▵📚Books ▵🍫Chocolate ▵🏈Football ▵🌷Flowers ▵🎮Gamer▵🐶Furmama ▵🔪Horror ▵💄💋 Makeup ▵🎞Movies ▵🎶Music ▵🅾️▵ 🔮Paranormal ▵🔍Crime Junkie ▵What's weird is going to someone's profile, downloading their profile picture, and then posting it to prove your point that it's okay for men to use women's photos in ways the woman had not intended.
@EmmaScott What's wierd is posting pictures you know anyone can save, and not expecting anyone to save them.
I have the stomach of a much younger woman and my knees keep me humble by saying fuck you, bitch
Welp. 2024 was going to be the year that I finally started to post selfies and have a little confidence in myself after a couple decades of feeling like nothing (IYKYK). It was a fun 4 months, but heading back into my little cave again...
So nice of all the guys in my replies being so voluntary with telling me they're incels. Makes it easier to mass-block all of you so I don't have to ever see you again 👋
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PJ Washington had me in literal tears man 😭
Why be full of hate. When you could be full of d*ck and pizza.
I used not like my eyes as I wanted a pretty color like other girls...blue or green. But I get so many compliments, that I've come to love them and don't wish to change🥰
I should be getting greeted every morning with a kiss and an ass grab, but instead will be making my own damn coffee. 🙁
Need
I was not planning on waking up at 4:00 am on a Saturday, yet here I am. 🙄
Puppy killers belong in prison, not a government office.
A follower I barely interact with took my selfie from like a week ago and made it is home screen on his phone and then tagged me in a post to tell me. That's weird, right? Like, tell me I'm not overreacting.
Am I hungover? Yes Am I going for a ride before work anyway? Absolutely yes Will it be pretty? No
Drop a movie that released the year you were born.
Drop a movie released the year you were born.