Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk a kitchen counter Joined January 2017-
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Hello this is Kate Middleton. A lot of you are wondering where I’ve been. Basically I needed more free time to run this account. It has always been my dream to be half of a vegetable on the internet and now I get to do it. Thank you for respecting my privacy during this time.
We’re really doing this, huh? threads.net/@halfonioninab…
I made the most subtle holiday shirt of all time if any of my fellow hardcore “Home Alone 2” fans want one. bonfire.com/youve-been-smo…
In my defense, it’s a bit traumatic for me to see onion and knives in the same title.
In my defense, it’s a bit traumatic for me to see onion and knives in the same title.
If more guns and fewer gun laws made us safer, America would be the safest nation in the world. But 400,000,000 guns in the hands of civilians coupled with weak gun laws have given us a 25 times higher gun homicide rate than any peer nation. It’s the fucking guns.
For the record, you can put the onion emoji next to your name and I will not charge you a thing.
I think about this angel every Halloween.
yes, that is legally how it works.
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67K Followers 600 Following Lancashire Bowling coach. Former England, Durham and Lancashire cricketer@HalfOnionInABag I was just thinking about you today - as I was dumping your other half in my fridge! Glad to know the jokes haven’t changed…
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Sorry for being away for a bit. I needed a rest. Get it? A rest? I’ll see myself back out.
@HalfOnionInABag You bring tears to my eyes!
@HalfOnionInABag Onion! Good to see you! Here! 🍺
@HalfOnionInABag looks like you've achieved your original goal
@ohhelloitsmax @HalfOnionInABag Half an onion 🧅 is handsome 🥵
I'll miss you, Half An Onion!
@HalfOnionInABag I'm going to miss you Half an Onion. We had good times.
@HalfOnionInABag i'll never forget you half a onion in a bag
@HalfOnionInABag You were there for me during difficult times. Thank You
@HalfOnionInABag Dearest onion, I will think of you often. ❤️
@HalfOnionInABag Am I crying cos it’s the end or because of the sulphuric acid you ooze?
@HalfOnionInABag Thank you for your service @HalfOnionInABag .
@HalfOnionInABag You were my first & my favorite. Stay fresh, my friend.
@HalfOnionInABag You were my favorite vegetable account.
@HalfOnionInABag Number #1 best half an Onion in a bag. Not even close. Truly Iconic.