Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman
Citizen 🇺🇸🐷 he/him 🎨:@MatttDavies nickofferman.co California Joined February 2012-
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If you seek an edifying Thursday evening in Brooklyn, you could do worse than this beautiful agrarian book talk with my good friend Helen and a bearded donkey 🥩 eventbrite.com/e/word-present…
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Social media is now full of pet dogs worrying pregnant sheep or newborn lambs Please keep your dog on a lead. It’s simple. ON A LEAD Dogs are thinly domesticated wolves, however much you think they are a member of the family. The dog will be shot and that’s a stupid waste.
Don’t ever judge an Alex Garland book by its cover. This is a ripping action movie with an incredible heart behind it. 🇺🇸 opening in IMAX April 12 @A24films_
Don’t ever judge an Alex Garland book by its cover. This is a ripping action movie with an incredible heart behind it. 🇺🇸 opening in IMAX April 12 @A24films_
84 years ago today the #WesternFlyer set sail for the Gulf of California! Learn more about the illustrious career of this famed fishing boat in this short film narrated by @Nick_Offerman. #JohnSteinbeck #EdRicketts #StirCuriosity westernflyer.org/nick-offerman-…
“The Western Flyer, she’s a phoenix risen from the depths. The twice-sunk vessel was lost for years and found only recently by her call sign.” Hear the rest of the story here: westernflyer.org/nick-offerman-… Made by our talented friends @thisisSOULCRAFT and narrated by @Nick_Offerman.
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Bless you, Mike.
I’m in awe of these cows… they don’t just out-winter they do it with ease on fairly plain forage… but I’m completely of the belief that we need movement and a fresh bite - I don’t like our wintering where the nutrition declines over time as they get more pregnant
Please see this below goodness for several reasons that I am powerfully happy to be alive 🎶
IF YOU HAVE BEEN CRAVING MORE CANOE CONTENT FROM ME PLEASE SEE BELOW @outsidemagazine
IF YOU HAVE BEEN CRAVING MORE CANOE CONTENT FROM ME PLEASE SEE BELOW @outsidemagazine
Bid on this gorgeous signed art - all proceeds to @HRC ♥️🍓🍄 @TheLastofUsHBO @seanhannity @benshapiro @JackPosobiec
Bid on this gorgeous signed art - all proceeds to @HRC ♥️🍓🍄 @TheLastofUsHBO @seanhannity @benshapiro @JackPosobiec
I’m holding Walt Whitman’s walking stick! 😮 @LibnOfCongress knows what’s up ♥️ 📚 🇺🇸
I’m holding Walt Whitman’s walking stick! 😮 @LibnOfCongress knows what’s up ♥️ 📚 🇺🇸
somebody jealous of Frank 😕
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20 days until calving time Used zero hay on the cows this winter First winter we’ve grazed 365 days with zero supplementary hay - and that’s the system we are set on Love it ✊🏻
Calvers on to some better stockpile for the last month
The reason "Barbie" doesn't get nearly enough love from certain parts of the Academy is because it centers narrative tension + themes that aren't understood or appreciated by straight men. What Greta Gerwig accomplished is deeply undervalued, yet nothing less than extraordinary.
Whisk(e)y plank! Our shipyard crew took a moment to celebrate the installation of the whiskey plank, the last plank installed on the hull for our refit. The spirit of choice for the occasion is Lagavulin as a nod to our sail with @Nick_Offerman back in 2021. #AllWoodAllGood
Windy day - but always fresh ground for the ladies
Just had an excellent message from a young farmer who came on our Grazing School last summer He went home made changes and is thrilled with how his grazing has worked - saving a lot of expensive crop and stock looking great on deferred grazing rootsofnature.co.uk/grazing-school/
Look @Nick_Offerman a tit 😂
A huge congratulations to the voice behind our favourite Tobin patriarch, @Nick_Offerman for winning the Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series for his performance in The Last of Us! #beeftobin #nickofferman #tolonemooseandback
@Nick_Offerman I understand congratulations are in order for a well-earned accolade this weekend. (raises mug of tea westward because it's not quite 5pm)
Calves off their mums… always do it in same place where they can see and talk to their mums over the fence but not suckle When they settle, the mums go back to the grazing fields and calves will go to theirs
@audible_com @Nick_Offerman Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers
2023 was A LOT and on the most part I want to leave last in the past and move forward, but when looking for a new banner picture I completely forgot one of my greatest memories from last year. Meeting @Nick_Offerman and him signing my book!
Love seeing how the different ages of cattle graze… the baby belties were all taking the tips today The highest sugar and protein stuff they could find because that’s what they needed - the cows all eating apples and roughage
Cows and books kind of day
Over here trying to make Ron Swanson proud. Here's to you @Nick_Offerman
DICKS: THE MUSICAL! Are you a Trump supporter? Are you an anti-vaxxer? Maybe you’re a 9-11 truther? Or sympathetic to the January 6th patriots? Do you believe in a god that hates homosexuals? Hi I’m Larry Charles and have I got a movie for you. #dicksthemusical @dicksthemusical
@Nick_Offerman @kcrw Thanks for coming on and making me more thoughtful.
From the @librarycongress collection: Abraham Lincoln's Preliminary Draft of Emancipation Proclamation. loc.gov/item/mal172320…
Today in History: President Abraham Lincoln issues Emancipation Proclamation, 1862 #otd #tih go.loc.gov/R54h50PKCNw